They don''t do that do they?!

19 Apr 2008

Something someone said in another thread sent me off on a tangent ( rolleyes

) as usual. There are people on here who try as I might I just can not imagine them having sex because of the image of them I have built up in my mind from their forum posts etc.
These people are:
Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )
Splendid (Lets face it no-one is ever going to pass the rigorous exams thats even if they manage to match her profile lol

)
Missy (her partner and her lovely self would not stop laughing long enough rolleyes

)
Lost (Too busy putting the world to rights smile

)
I know there is more but you get the picture.
Do any of you agree and if so who are the people you can't imagine doing it confused

: go on out them :twisted:

19 Apr 2008

For a minute there i thought i was going to be on the list :scared:
Freckles (She's far too correct & nice )
Splendid (Lets face it no-one is ever going to pass the rigorous exams thats even if they manage to match her profile )
Missy (her partner and her lovely self would not stop laughing long enough )
Lost (Too busy putting the world to rights )
Of course Freckles has sex didnt you know the nice girls are the worst wink

As for Splendid, I cant quite invisage her double ender as an ornament complete with stand on her fireplace collecting dust can you? so i think she does have sex and what an experience that would be
cool

Cant comment on missy :twisted:
I agree with your comment about Lost I see him sitting there next to the coal fire, cat by his feet a pint of the finest ale available :notes: thinking up well thought out and meaningful threads while the mrs bakes cakes or reads little kiddles nursery rhymes redface

please Lost dont spoil the nice little view i have in my head.
I somehow cant see Markz having sex to busy rolleyes

and being animilistic (licking him self and chasing his tail sort of animilistic) bolt

19 Apr 2008

Quote by firelizard
Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )

Me? :shock:

19 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )

Me? :shock:
yeah right rotflmao

19 Apr 2008

Tan said.....
As for Splendid, I cant quite invisage her double ender as an ornament complete with stand on her fireplace collecting dust can you? so i think she does have sex and what an experience that would be
cool

Amongst other stuff
rotflmao

You have a point there!! and yes Tan I can definitely imaging you having sex, no trouble at all lol

19 Apr 2008

Quote by firelizard
Something someone said in another thread sent me off on a tangent ( ) as usual. There are people on here who try as I might I just can not imagine them having sex because of the image of them I have built up in my mind from their forum posts etc.
These people are:
Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )

:shock: :shock: :giggle: I think FB better have a word with you next munch!! lol

Quote by and then you
Splendid (Lets face it no-one is ever going to pass the rigorous exams thats even if they manage to match her profile ).

I hope that the oral exam we were talking about.

Quote by and then you went on to
Missy (her partner and her lovely self would not stop laughing long enough )

I love a good laff when I'm having sex.

Quote by and finally you
Lost (Too busy putting the world to rights )

I'm not commenting on the blokes as I try not to imagine them having sex anyway.
I think I can imagine everybody having sex - preferably all together.
.

19 Apr 2008

Quote by firelizard
Tan said.....
As for Splendid, I cant quite invisage her double ender as an ornament complete with stand on her fireplace collecting dust can you? so i think she does have sex and what an experience that would be

Amongst other stuff

You have a point there!! and yes Tan I can definitely imaging you having sex, no trouble at all

should i be worried confused

19 Apr 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren

Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )

Me? :shock:
yeah right rotflmao

Shurrup you! smackbottom

Quote by westerross

Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )

:shock: :shock: :giggle: I think FB better have a word with you next munch!! lol

And you!

Fire might not even mean me anyway. Is that good or bad though? :shock:

19 Apr 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
Tan said.....
As for Splendid, I cant quite invisage her double ender as an ornament complete with stand on her fireplace collecting dust can you? so i think she does have sex and what an experience that would be

Amongst other stuff

You have a point there!! and yes Tan I can definitely imaging you having sex, no trouble at all

should i be worried confused

:
No of course you should'nt ! you are lovely as you are as are all the other people I have mentioned.

19 Apr 2008

Fire might not even mean me anyway
FB who else have I been affectionately calling Freckles for the last 2 and a half years confused

19 Apr 2008

Quote by firelizard
Something someone said in another thread sent me off on a tangent ( ) as usual. There are people on here who try as I might I just can not imagine them having sex because of the image of them I have built up in my mind from their forum posts etc.
These people are:
Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )
Splendid (Lets face it no-one is ever going to pass the rigorous exams thats even if they manage to match her profile )
Missy (her partner and her lovely self would not stop laughing long enough )
Lost (Too busy putting the world to rights )
I know there is more but you get the picture.
Do any of you agree and if so who are the people you can't imagine doing it : go on out them :twisted:

Am arf glad I was not on that list! lol

19 Apr 2008

Quote by firelizard
FB who else have I been affectionately calling Freckles for the last 2 and a half years :

Er, me - but you think I'm nice?! And an :angel: :shock:

19 Apr 2008

Quote by kentswingers777
Something someone said in another thread sent me off on a tangent ( ) as usual. There are people on here who try as I might I just can not imagine them having sex because of the image of them I have built up in my mind from their forum posts etc.
These people are:
Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )
Splendid (Lets face it no-one is ever going to pass the rigorous exams thats even if they manage to match her profile )
Missy (her partner and her lovely self would not stop laughing long enough )
Lost (Too busy putting the world to rights )
I know there is more but you get the picture.
Do any of you agree and if so who are the people you can't imagine doing it : go on out them :twisted:

Am arf glad I was not on that list! lol

Me too! I'm still a bit scared I might get voted for! lol

19 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

FB who else have I been affectionately calling Freckles for the last 2 and a half years :

Er, me - but you think I'm nice?! And an :angel: :shock:
Hey! I never said I was a good judge of character though did I ? wink

19 Apr 2008

I do lower my standards occasionally. rolleyes

Tan fyi. I don't 'do' double enders. and my house is sparkly, there is certainly no dust.
I do know what you mean Fire. I can't actually imagine anyone having sex. I suppose because I have to feel like I can relate to someone very well before I can imagine having sex with them. I never imagine people having sex without me, what I mean is that if I don't fancy them then I never let my mind wander onto their sexuality and interests.
Altho' I once wandered into a room where the 'Flowers' were on cam having 'fun' and I was :shock: I have had to block it from my mind as I couldn't relate to his posts the same way for ages afterwards. (I was just expecting to see them both clothed and chatting on cam to the room)
Winchwench... now I know that she is sexually active from her posts. But I just can't imagine how she gets to that point as I think that I would just want to chat.
Now, Cherry..... well I saw her briefly at a couple of munches.. and the first one... yes, I could imagine her. But then as I have seen her post more. Nope.
Another one Goosey just not, you know..... so lovely but nope it just feels wrong to imagine anyone. Like I am invading their space or something.
ahhh as I think about it more. I think I may become celibate. confused

19 Apr 2008

Quote by splendid_
Tan fyi. I don't 'do' double enders. and my house is sparkly, there is certainly no dust.

Oh gosh i wasnt trying to imply you have dust far from it kiss

i should stop trying to do humour confused

19 Apr 2008

I kind of disagree with the Freckles bit... I think theres a bit of a devil hidden in wor Birdy! :grin:

19 Apr 2008

Splendid wrote:

Winchwench... now I know that she is sexually active from her posts. But I just can't imagine how she gets to that point as I think that I would just want to chat.

:shock:
But you're right,of course. I do have to supply the alcohol/paper bags! lol

20 Apr 2008

As i sit here smoking my pipe by the fire muttering at the inner pages of the Telegraph' With a warming mug of cocoa nestling between my hands. I muse on a list of people for this thread and think hmmmm.
1) Has to be Flower. I just imagine the fine fellow watching and encouraging is partner in sex with another then as its all just going to happen shouting 7"stop - we was only joking it aint big enough!!!" then chuckling and saying "ok sorry i was kidding carry on" wink

2)Mrs Bonedigger Oh she just so does have sex lol fast furious and in the kitchen over a butchers block clothes rucked up and getting it large from behind. Of course when the partner is leaving handing him or her with a little tin with a tasty cakey morsel in. mmmmmm for the cake MM MMM MMMM for Mrs Bonedigger! biggrin

3) Naughty Wigan Couiple - Nope cant say filthy filthy Lost down boy! surprised

oops:
4) Freckedbird - In two minds about tis one hmmm biggrin

it's either strapped down on a table being flogged and really getting off on it with a fem friend waiting to gently administer soothing attentions after the punishment or... Right in the middle of a really sexy sandwich two guys really doing some stuff with F/b loving every moment lots of horny lingo the works. Finishing off exhausted at the end but needing a good cup of tea before collapsing sated into her bed oh yeah biggrin

5) Marya Northeast I'm sorry cant imagine her having sex... well ok i can lol

but with a minimum of 2 blokes and really fast and really furiuous before telling them to sling thier hooks she got something better to do now biggrin

6) Cherrytree - I think theres something so horny about this woman that she has got to be a fantasy sh*g filthy dirty rude sexy dressed in hmmm red shoes maybe :cool confused

Oh and a fur coat*. maybe getting out of a soft top Bentley Continental before making her way to the stables to check the horses And catching the stable lad in there and .... the poor poor poor boy (luck b*stard) lol

7) Fire Lizard & Stornmy I'm sorry but inextricably linked with weird n wonderful scenes of psychedelia in a world with different colour skies and castles and giants and dragons - Oh and if the sex aint weird enough in that world i don't know what is. :shock:
8) St3v3 - Gotta be the bloke in a strip club big cigar Ben Elton suit saying to the potential lap dancer so what you going to do to prove to me you really want the job bolt

9) Elliot - A suggestionist. Giving the partner the oh yeah thats good thats good mm mmm yeah yeah STOP Maybe if you just moved your arse over to the left this could be better :lol1:
10) Winchwench - Well its got to be a tall ship full of Buccaneers in the middle of the doldrums dressed as a cabin boy all over dressed and such then getting totally frustrated and seeing The necessity of the other sailors stripping off and saying Ah haaa me hearties whose for a party :cheers: biggrin

Oh no!!!!! the cat has left a muddy Paw print right over the crossword!! I mosey slowly. blowing the candle out as I go, towards my War department blanket covered cot. sad

Before shouting at J You got the leather kit on woman I gonna shag you till ya scream you sexy f*cking woman you! rotflmao

Blow me I could go on forever biggrin

Possibly thinking i do lol

20 Apr 2008

Quote by firelizard
These people are:
Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )

Dont let that 'school maaaam' exterior fool you innocent

:grin:
I cant imagine Mr essence doing it either. I imagine him trying but slipping off with all the shower gel
:giggle:

20 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven

These people are:
Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )

Dont let that 'school maaaam' exterior fool you innocent

:grin:
I cant imagine Mr essence doing it either. I imagine him trying but slipping off with all the shower gel
:giggle:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
I don't know whether I prefer Fire's ideas about me or Mar and Hel's
:shock:

20 Apr 2008

Quote by firelizard
Something someone said in another thread sent me off on a tangent ( ) as usual. There are people on here who try as I might I just can not imagine them having sex because of the image of them I have built up in my mind from their forum posts the world to rights

Fire, this is such a funny thread!
I have loads of preconceptions about the various forumites... and I just know that if/when I meet them, they are just going to be waaaaay off the mark - but that's all part of the fun isn't it!
So, to answer you question about my image of people having sex... or not, here goes:
splendid - of course the very lovely splendid has sex, great sex too... because she has standards! And I reckon that anyone who plays with splendid would be made to feel very comfortable and confident about it too... it'd be equitably erotic!
Freckledbird - c'mon, how can she not be having sex?! I'm totally convinced that there's a lil bit of the domme about FB - you'd have to put in your best performance or it'd be detention time! :twisted:
Winchwench - I'm inclined to agree with splendid here, I think there'd be lots of chat before, during and after... the Wench could definitely charm anyone into bed methinks!
And as for everyone else....
wink

I'm off to peruse their posts and ponder, I may come back to this!
Nola x

20 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven

These people are:
Freckles (She's far too correct & nice :angel: )

Dont let that 'school maaaam' exterior fool you innocent

:grin:
I cant imagine Mr essence doing it either. I imagine him trying but slipping off with all the shower gel
:giggle:
I obviously need more practice.
Or alternatively - 'Any volunteers to go on top?' (And if someone says 'No I'll slip off' I'll be around to see you! wink

)
Lost - you've got an over-active imagination methinks.
.

20 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross
Lost - you've got an over-active imagination methinks.

Ooooh no, I think he was spot on - how well you know me, Lostie! (I owe you one - red shoes and all!) :giggle:

20 Apr 2008

Lost said:
A load of bollox
:giggle:
That was a cracking post Lostie, that's the spirit of the thing kiss

and how did you get inside Stormy's head?????

20 Apr 2008

OK, here are my thoughts:
Winchwench - although she says she's sub, I imagine her to be more domme, whip wielding, dressed in black PVC, barking orders, that kind of thing. whip

Fire - demure and shy in bed, with a few tricks up her sleeve to have them right in the palm of her hand.
Missy - having a laugh to overcome any nerves but then being a real mucky mare. lol

Steve - bit nervous at first, but soon comes out of his shell.
Mar - bad, bad girly. :twisted:
Hel - again, bit shy to start off with but a bit of a firecracker when she gets going. wink

Mrs. Bone - dirty woman!
MrsNWC - well, poor MrNWC is all I can say! lol

20 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
OK, here are my thoughts:
Winchwench - although she says she's sub, I imagine her to be more domme, whip wielding, dressed in black PVC, barking orders, that kind of thing.
Fire - demure and shy in bed, with a few tricks up her sleeve to have them right in the palm of her hand.
Missy - having a laugh to overcome any nerves but then being a real mucky mare.
Steve - bit nervous at first, but soon comes out of his shell.
Mar - bad, bad girly. :twisted:
Hel - again, bit shy to start off with but a bit of a firecracker when she gets going.
Mrs. Bone - dirty woman!
MrsNWC - well, poor MrNWC is all I can say!

:grin:

20 Apr 2008

Quote by Lost
2)Mrs Bonedigger Oh she just so does have sex lol fast furious and in the kitchen over a butchers block clothes rucked up and getting it large from behind. Of course when the partner is leaving handing him or her with a little tin with a tasty cakey morsel in. mmmmmm for the cake MM MMM MMMM for Mrs Bonedigger! :

Oh yes, this I can imagine and it does not take a lot to imagine it :twisted:

Quote by Lost

Quote by Lost
6) Cherrytree - I think theres something so horny about this woman that she has got to be a fantasy sh*g filthy dirty rude sexy dressed in hmmm red shoes maybe :cool Oh and a fur coat*. maybe getting out of a soft top Bentley Continental before making her way to the stables to check the horses And catching the stable lad in there and .... the poor poor poor boy (luck b*stard) :

Sorry Cherry but I really did think this was a brilliant description of one very classy lady kiss

Quote by Lost

:laughabove: :laughabove:

Quote by Lost
Blow me I could go on forever

:shock: :shock:

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:shock: :censored: :shock: :rascal:

Quote by Freckledbird
MrsNWC - well, poor MrNWC is all I can say!

Oi, never mind feeling sorry for him, what about feeling sorry for me smackbottom

It makes this thread even funnier when you have actually met the people being described.

20 Apr 2008

Quote by Lost
As i sit here smoking my pipe by the fire muttering at the inner pages of the Telegraph' With a warming mug of cocoa nestling between my hands. I muse on a list of people for this thread and think hmmmm.
1) Has to be Flower. I just imagine the fine fellow watching and encouraging is partner in sex with another then as its all just going to happen shouting 7"stop - we was only joking it aint big enough!!!" then chuckling and saying "ok sorry i was kidding carry on"
2)Mrs Bonedigger Oh she just so does have sex lol fast furious and in the kitchen over a butchers block clothes rucked up and getting it large from behind. Of course when the partner is leaving handing him or her with a little tin with a tasty cakey morsel in. mmmmmm for the cake MM MMM MMMM for Mrs Bonedigger!
3) Naughty Wigan Couiple - Nope cant say filthy filthy Lost down boy! oops:
4) Freckedbird - In two minds about tis one hmmm it's either strapped down on a table being flogged and really getting off on it with a fem friend waiting to gently administer soothing attentions after the punishment or... Right in the middle of a really sexy sandwich two guys really doing some stuff with F/b loving every moment lots of horny lingo the works. Finishing off exhausted at the end but needing a good cup of tea before collapsing sated into her bed oh yeah
5) Marya Northeast I'm sorry cant imagine her having sex... well ok i can but with a minimum of 2 blokes and really fast and really furiuous before telling them to sling thier hooks she got something better to do now
6) Cherrytree - I think theres something so horny about this woman that she has got to be a fantasy sh*g filthy dirty rude sexy dressed in hmmm red shoes maybe :cool Oh and a fur coat*. maybe getting out of a soft top Bentley Continental before making her way to the stables to check the horses And catching the stable lad in there and .... the poor poor poor boy (luck b*stard)
7) Fire Lizard & Stornmy I'm sorry but inextricably linked with weird n wonderful scenes of psychedelia in a world with different colour skies and castles and giants and dragons - Oh and if the sex aint weird enough in that world i don't know what is. :shock:
8) St3v3 - Gotta be the bloke in a strip club big cigar Ben Elton suit saying to the potential lap dancer so what you going to do to prove to me you really want the job
9) Elliot - A suggestionist. Giving the partner the oh yeah thats good thats good mm mmm yeah yeah STOP Maybe if you just moved your arse over to the left this could be better :lol1:
10) Winchwench - Well its got to be a tall ship full of Buccaneers in the middle of the doldrums dressed as a cabin boy all over dressed and such then getting totally frustrated and seeing The necessity of the other sailors stripping off and saying Ah haaa me hearties whose for a party :cheers:
Oh no!!!!! the cat has left a muddy Paw print right over the crossword!! I mosey slowly. blowing the candle out as I go, towards my War department blanket covered cot.
Before shouting at J You got the leather kit on woman I gonna shag you till ya scream you sexy f*cking woman you!
Blow me I could go on forever
Possibly thinking i do

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I just have to say, having read it again, this is probably one of the funniest posts I have read in here for a long time!
worship

Lost, I salute you!

20 Apr 2008

Quote by noladreams30
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I just have to say, having read it again, this is probably one of the funniest posts I have read in here for a long time!
Lost, I salute you!

Its even more frightening, just how accurate he is (apart from the bit about me) redface