They're knocking down the only Pub in Wales------------BOO
But they're building another one in its place-----------------HOORAY
It's only going to have on bar----------------------------------BOO
But it's going to be half a mile long---------------------------- HOORAY
The waitresses will be wearing hobnailed boots-----------BOO
But that's all!------------------------------------------------------ HOORAY...............
And so on..
Now what made me think of this on a pleasant Sunday afternoon, I hear you ask
I'm going away for a few days---------------------BOO (I know it's my loss!)
But I'm going to be playing golf----------------------- HOORAY
It's only four days---------------------------------------BOO
But I'll be playing every day----------------------------HOORAY
I'm going with a bunch of blokes----------------------BOO
I'm going to miss all my SH friends--------------------BOO
Hang on I'm in tears now. Life's a bitch sometimes.