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Things a person should not hear.

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Freckledbird
Sex God
Yesterday, I took my daughter shopping. Pervy shopping :shock: She tried on and bought a corset, from a well-known sex shop. Whilst waiting for a cubicle to try said items on, she wandered over to the toy section and told me she supposed she'd better not tell me which ones she had. I really didn't need to hear that!
Anything you heard that you think 'I didn't want to hear that!'? :shock:
Unknown User
your parents having sex :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Bonedigger
your parents having sex :shock:

you heard FB's parents having sex?... wow.. now that IS swinging. :shock:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
your parents having sex :shock:

you heard FB's parents having sex?... wow.. now that IS swinging. :shock:
I dunno whether to be :shock: or rotflmao
Unknown User
we can hear in London!!!
lp
Freckledbird
Sex God
OMG someone will come along and tell me my parents are members here now or something! :shock:
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strange you should mention that... I heard...
lp
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
strange you should mention that... I heard...
lp

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Sarah
Sex God
You mean no one has told you ? biggrin
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lol sorry Frex....an inadvertant comment taken the wrong way :blush: :blush:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
OMG someone will come along and tell me my parents are members here now or something! :shock:

Well, if you're as good a shag as your mom was i'm free this weekend :haha:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
OMG someone will come along and tell me my parents are members here now or something! :shock:

Well, if you're as good a shag as your mom was i'm free this weekend :haha:
And I can "highly recommend" her Dad!!! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by blonde
OMG someone will come along and tell me my parents are members here now or something! :shock:

Well, if you're as good a shag as your mom was i'm free this weekend :haha:
And I can "highly recommend" her Dad!!! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
We should get a 4some organised and FB can take pics biggrin
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
We should get a 4some organised and FB can take pics biggrin

I think you'll find her brother normally takes the pictures! Well he did at the last orgy their Mum & Dad had anyway!:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Next door's glass scraping the other side of the wall so they can hear better confused
markz
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Next door's glass scraping the other side of the wall so they can hear better confused

do you snore loud then...... rolleyes
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Quote by markz
Next door's glass scraping the other side of the wall so they can hear better confused

do you snore loud then...... rolleyes
Who's been talking? redface
Toshuk
Master of Sex
Heard in passing on Halloween night.
Two teenage girls: 'I know you're supposed to use fake blood but........'
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by blonde

We should get a 4some organised and FB can take pics biggrin

I think you'll find her brother normally takes the pictures! Well he did at the last orgy their Mum & Dad had anyway!:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You two are very very naughty! smackbottom :smackbottom:
Lost
Sex God
My daughter asked J "who on Earth thought up blowjobs" To which J answered "It was your Dad" :shock: