Youve been living in your house for a while and new neighbours haved moved in next door to you, what should you NOT say to them? Any suggestions
heres a few to get you started.
"Your alot bigger than you look through the telescope"
"Welcome to the street or as we like to call it, the cul-de-sac of christ"
"I can see you when you sleep"
Cor your husbands a bit of alright :giggle: well not until you see them in the local swingers club anyway.
louise xx
Dont, I repeat dont dig the patio up.
Nine years ago, I moved into a crappy terraced tow up, two down that my (now ex) boyfriend and I rented in last minute desperation of ever finding anywhere to live.
As we unloaded our mate's transit van, the neighbours congregated in the street to watch. Probably to see if we had owt worth nicking.
I went to my next door neighbour, all bouncy steps and smiley face, to introduce myself ... she stopped me in my tracks with "i hope you know what you're doin. You've moved into the worst fucking house at the worst fucking end of the worst fuckin street in Stockton".
We lived there for 6 months. We never opened the curtains.
That street has now been demolished. Hopefully with that bitch still in it.
Years before that, I moved into a house with 3 other students in Manchester. Our next door neighbour - after being greeted by our smiley hello's - informed us "we don't like students".
Needless to say, during our 10 month stay, we gave them good reason to hate us. :twisted:
"We are holding a munch at the end of the month, only about 100, you can bring a bottle if you want"
Anything at all !!
if you talk to them they will think they have carte blanche to talk to you when you are in a bad mood . I find its best to glower and even growl and mutter slightly for the first week , then you'll have no trouble with em after that .Have as many munches as yer like , they will gossip but not bother you xx
house no 64 now thats tom n beryll they have all the drugs you will possibly need bit funny with newbies but once ya settle in they will leave ya alone
if ya want out cheap house 67 is the house to go thats shifty steven hes a shoplifter you know
house no 65 that billy n mandy lovely couple nightmare kids tho (watch ya garden furniture)
house number 63 that jack n jill they have house parties every night and a hot tub :!:
oh n then theres queeney n albert, old nosy curtain twitchers god bless em they aint got much else to do they live in 68
now in 66 thats sara, single mum only 19 you know and 5 kids, good kids really bit hard up like but wont cause ya any trouble
and we live in no 69 if ya fancy a gang bang or a 4some or moresome just let us know and wel be right round
'It's improved a lot around here since all the asbo's were handed out. When they expire next week we expect things will get back to normal.'
In my mind you should not say anything to your in case the miserable b******s answer you forcing a conversation resulting in verbal and vaguely possibly turning to physical
(this coming from a 98% pacify - not war cry bloke)violence!
not that i'm bitter......
errrmmm Alberts dead! 
:? I had him stuffed an sat him by the window as a deterent to burglars while Im out.. 
