Things that remind u of other things...

14 Dec 2005

Have you ever seen or felt something and sunndenly think its reminds you of something else???
There i was today...happily working away when suddenly in a world of my own when something made me stop and giggle...
It was 2 Kiwi Fuits....
I know this prolly sounds strange...but it was the way i picked them up...both in 1 hand...
It reminded me of a pair of Bo****ks.... Sorry.... Testicles... U know, when they are just growing the pubic hair bk after being shaved and they were quite soft...
My appologies if i have just put anybody off them for life..
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14 Dec 2005

I never took any noticed of the in the past.
Im sure your comments will come to mind next time i visit asda

15 Dec 2005

It's taken me thousands of pounds of therapy to get over my size anxiety, and you go and ruin in in 1 foul swoop ! Bah smile

Whose balls have you been squeezing - the jolly green giant? - or would they look like sweetcorn. :haha:

15 Dec 2005

Lilly you MUST stop this obscene fantacising. Its not good for you.
Love Mum and Dad xxxxxxxxxxxxxx :shock:

15 Dec 2005

Still with the fruit, I can't watch other people eat a banana without having to stifle a laugh.......but if anyone catches my eye while I'm eating one I tend to ham it up (no pun intended!) to see how long they take to look away! :twisted: