Things that surprise you.

Sex God

0 likes 11 Nov 2005

Bearing in mind the average person (if they're lucky) spends approximately one third of their life in bed, it never ceases to surprise me (well ok, I've only just thought about it) redface

ops: :oops: that the majority don't spend as much as they can possibly afford on a comfortable bed, matress, pillows etc.
Now why is that? dunno

:dunno:
What never ceases to surprise you? (Apart from human stupidity that is) :shock:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

the_Laird

Sex God

0 likes 11 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Bearing in mind the average person (if they're lucky) spends approximately one third of their life in bed, it never ceases to surprise me (well ok, I've only just thought about it) ops: :oops: that the majority don't spend as much as they can possibly afford on a comfortable bed, matress, pillows etc.
Now why is that? :dunno:
What never ceases to surprise you? (Apart from human stupidity that is) :shock:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

It's hard to take human stupidity out of things that suprise me unfortunately confused

On the subjects of comfy beds..................We've had some great sessions up against trees :oops: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

markz

Sex God

0 likes 11 Nov 2005

what really surprises me is when people in general go on about whats wrong with this country and then go on to say they don't vote confused

Unknown User

0 likes 11 Nov 2005

Well what surprises me is that I still get surpised and thats brilliant - yes even at my tender age I can still go wow - soooo good lol.

Davejw

Sexlightened

0 likes 11 Nov 2005

What really surprises me is people who sneak up behind me and make me jump :shock:
dave

Unknown User

0 likes 11 Nov 2005

What surprises me is people who say "Surprise!!" :shock:

berksbex

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

It surprises me that some dog owners think it's ok to let their dog shit on the pavement so that on a dark Novemeber night (in the blinding wind and rain) some innocent (that's me believe it or not!) walks into it and then walks onto their carpet at home!
Now I could imagine the uproar if one of my kids was allowed to shit on the pavement rolleyes

Disclaimer: I love dogs smile

just can't stand some dog owners :P

34fun

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Quote by berksbex
It surprises me that some dog owners think it's ok to let their dog shit on the pavement so that on a dark Novemeber night (in the blinding wind and rain) some innocent (that's me believe it or not!) walks into it and then walks onto their carpet at home!
Now I could imagine the uproar if one of my kids was allowed to shit on the pavement
Disclaimer: I love dogs just can't stand some dog owners :P

reminds me of my childhood..
wrapping dogs**t in newspaper setting fire to it on peoples doorstep while ringing the doorbell and then hiding, then seeing them stamping on the newspaper in their slippers getting dog sh*t all over their slippers...
obviously i look back now in disgrace at such behaviour redface

glasgow_girl_30

Sexlightened

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Quote by 34fun
It surprises me that some dog owners think it's ok to let their dog shit on the pavement so that on a dark Novemeber night (in the blinding wind and rain) some innocent (that's me believe it or not!) walks into it and then walks onto their carpet at home!
Now I could imagine the uproar if one of my kids was allowed to shit on the pavement
Disclaimer: I love dogs just can't stand some dog owners :P

reminds me of my childhood..
wrapping dogs**t in newspaper setting fire to it on peoples doorstep while ringing the doorbell and then hiding, then seeing them stamping on the newspaper in their slippers getting dog sh*t all over their slippers...
obviously i look back now in disgrace at such behaviour redface

lol my other half did not believe me about setting fire to dogs sh*t :twisted:
just showed him this post :0)

Unknown User

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Quote by 34fun
reminds me of my childhood..
wrapping dogs**t in newspaper setting fire to it on peoples doorstep while ringing the doorbell and then hiding, then seeing them stamping on the newspaper in their slippers getting dog sh*t all over their slippers...
obviously i look back now in disgrace at such behaviour

Oh so it was you that set fire to my doorstep last week was it 34fun rotflmao

DD

34fun

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

ha ha - not as funny as filling an empty coke can full of little stones, then leaving it invitingly on the pavement in readyment for someone to come along and try to score the goal of their lives - then the look on their faces when their foot reacts to kicking a supposedly empty can weighing about 2lb in weight !!! lol

and yes - he hasn't lived if he hasn't dog shitt*ed someones doorstep. tell him to do it tonight to get it out of his system !!
and no devon, if i was on your doorstep i wouldn't be putting dog shite on your mat - maybe a dozen red roses xxxxxx redface

Unknown User

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Roses ,, I am allergic to em bolt

As for suprises .. well life is full of em and what a relief too or I would be so bored biggrin

34fun

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

didn't say i was going to give them to you, just leave them on your mat - then when you bent down to pick them up smackbottom

ha ha - please forgive me....

Phoenix

Sex God

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Quote by 34fun
wrapping dogs**t in newspaper setting fire to it on peoples doorstep while ringing the doorbell and then hiding, then seeing them stamping on the newspaper in their slippers getting dog sh*t all over their slippers...
obviously i look back now in disgrace at such behaviour

We'll now find out how many kids look at SH, when the newspaper headlines next week state "New craze hits country.... burning dog crap on doorsteps".
:P

34fun

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

new craze ?? my uncle was 10 years older than me when he taught me that one..
not quite as potent as pouring a bag of sugar into 6 police cars redface

:roll: :roll:
mispent youth now put right smackbottom

Unknown User

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Eager Slut bieng back :P :twisted:

CarrieAnn

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

I'll apologise now as this post is a little serious and I may well have to stand on my soap box to type it..............
OK - on the box...............
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
Ooops - just fell off the box!!!
C x

Number__1

Sexpert

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
I'll apologise now as this post is a little serious and I may well have to stand on my soap box to type it..............
OK - on the box...............
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
Ooops - just fell off the box!!!
C x

I support the sentiment - shout it from the roof tops!!!

34fun

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
I'll apologise now as this post is a little serious and I may well have to stand on my soap box to type it..............
OK - on the box...............
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
Ooops - just fell off the box!!!
C x

i apologise for entering your pm box uninvited smackbottom

Phoenix

Sex God

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
C x

Like whoever threw that bucket of water over you cool

CarrieAnn

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Quote by 34fun
I'll apologise now as this post is a little serious and I may well have to stand on my soap box to type it..............
OK - on the box...............
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
Ooops - just fell off the box!!!
C x

i apologise for entering your pm box uninvited

:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:
but it was fun - thank you!!!! :twisted:
C x

CarrieAnn

Orgasminator

0 likes 12 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
C x

Like whoever threw that bucket of water over you cool

And he didn't even apologise - well not verbally anyway :twisted: :twisted:
C x

Phoenix

Sex God

0 likes 13 Nov 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
C x

Like whoever threw that bucket of water over you cool

And he didn't even apologise - well not verbally anyway :twisted: :twisted:
C x
Ohhhh, well I hope to come to Derby next weekend, can I make it as wet, but with my tounge ??

girlyspur

Warming the Bed

0 likes 13 Nov 2005

It surprises me that when purchasing a pair of shoes you wouldn't dream of not trying them on yet when buying a bra..

Unknown User

0 likes 13 Nov 2005

Quote by CarrieAnn
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
C x

Like whoever threw that bucket of water over you cool

And he didn't even apologise - well not verbally anyway :twisted: :twisted:
C x
:shock:
:gagged:
wink

naked__cleaner

Orgasminator

0 likes 13 Nov 2005

Quote by devondelight
Roses ,, I am allergic to em
As for suprises .. well life is full of em and what a relief too or I would be so bored

Tomatoes ...... I am allergic to them
So, anyone who knows mw take note
I love surprises, as long as they are nice ones