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Quote by sercher01
cant belive no body has said the " take the bottom tin out of the beens pirymid "
i have actually never seen a beans pyramid
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Quote by anais
similarill to mallocks post...this has to be done in a shop that sells toilets (obviously) go up to a clerk and inform him that the toilet you just used wont flush
When I worked in B n Q, children did just that in the bathroom display area.....
I hear that it actually happens all the time
Quote by Drewxcore
similarill to mallocks post...this has to be done in a shop that sells toilets (obviously) go up to a clerk and inform him that the toilet you just used wont flush
When I worked in B n Q, children did just that in the bathroom display area.....
I hear that it actually happens all the time
We once had a small child lost... hunted all over the store for the little dear. Just as we were making a phone call to the police he was found...... fast asleep in one of the bedroom displays (a bunk bed thingie).
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Quote by jaymar
when ur in the supermarket
and you hear the bleep
think of all the fun
your have
on supermarket sweep
I love that programme!!!! I was in love with Dale for years too.. until I knew the truth aaw :cry:
wow is your gaydar that out of touch?
Quote by Drewxcore
when ur in the supermarket
and you hear the bleep
think of all the fun
your have
on supermarket sweep
I love that programme!!!! I was in love with Dale for years too.. until I knew the truth aaw :cry:
wow is your gaydar that out of touch?
oh man, I'm going back years when it first came out, maybe about 14 yrs ago?
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Quote by jaymar
when ur in the supermarket
and you hear the bleep
think of all the fun
your have
on supermarket sweep
I love that programme!!!! I was in love with Dale for years too.. until I knew the truth aaw :cry:
wow is your gaydar that out of touch?
oh man, I'm going back years when it first came out, maybe about 14 yrs ago?
yeah but its dale winton
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Get a couple boxes of tampons and/or condoms and go to one of the cashiers and ask if they could demonstrate how to properly use them.
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Pick a violent looking man a tell him while pointing at an employee that "He is spreading rumours that you were trying on tampons".
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Go to kitchenware, get a strainer, put it on your head. Take a tube of birthday wrapping paper for a sword,move the boxes of pop to form a fort, and throw mangos at passersby yelling "you'll never take me alive!" When security comes, jump out of the fort and point accusingly at the nearest toddler.
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Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
next time you go alcohol shopping, fill your trolley to bursting point with booze. Then add one packet of nappies. When paying, pretend that you don't have enough money and put the nappies back. Watch the faces of the checkout personnel...priceless!
Hello by the way! Great thread.....especially for naughty people!
Hello by the way! Great thread.....especially for naughty people!
Quote by Drewxcore
Go to kitchenware, get a strainer, put it on your head. Take a tube of birthday wrapping paper for a sword,move the boxes of pop to form a fort, and throw mangos at passersby yelling "you'll never take me alive!" When security comes, jump out of the fort and point accusingly at the nearest toddler.
Good evening Drew, are we bored again by any chance?
Ooooh and look who's in the 1000th group!??? you have joined the twittering world!
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Quote by jaymar
Go to kitchenware, get a strainer, put it on your head. Take a tube of birthday wrapping paper for a sword,move the boxes of pop to form a fort, and throw mangos at passersby yelling "you'll never take me alive!" When security comes, jump out of the fort and point accusingly at the nearest toddler.
Good evening Drew, are we bored again by any chance?
Yes i'm bored, and a little dissapointed, all this talk about violating me but no action!
Master of Sex
Pop toy spiders or scorpions in the bunches of bananas?
Actually I am the sort of bloke who goes into shops for one item and I used to buy something regularly for 69p. I've forgotten what it was now; it might have been a packet of biscuits. Every time the girl at the till asked '69 please' I had to bite my tongue to stop myself saying 'But I hardly know you.'
Hmmmm, strange, I've just realised. They never asked for 69 pence, just 69.
Bugger! Bugger! Bugger!
Actually I am the sort of bloke who goes into shops for one item and I used to buy something regularly for 69p. I've forgotten what it was now; it might have been a packet of biscuits. Every time the girl at the till asked '69 please' I had to bite my tongue to stop myself saying 'But I hardly know you.'
Hmmmm, strange, I've just realised. They never asked for 69 pence, just 69.
Bugger! Bugger! Bugger!
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A popular activity in supermarkets seems to be running over staff with trolleys!! 
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Ask Asda them to put a tannoy announcement out for a mislad child, her name is Tess Cozies-cheap
(Got this actual tannoy message by email today, tis very funny considering the Asda/Tesco price war)and the silly woman actually did it! :shock:
pink x
(Got this actual tannoy message by email today, tis very funny considering the Asda/Tesco price war)and the silly woman actually did it! :shock:
pink x
Quote by blueandpink
Ask Asda them to put a tannoy announcement out for a mislad child, her name is Tess Cozies-cheap
(Got this actual tannoy message by email today, tis very funny considering the Asda/Tesco price war)and the silly woman actually did it! :shock:
pink x
classic i like that
nice to see you back online again
one of our favourite hobbies is embarrasing the kids whilst we're in the local supermarket.
we have various stratergies for doing this -
1. playing 'tag' - hide and seek. :silly:
2. humming and singing along to the music as loudly as is possible. :wave2:
3. dancing along to the music (very effective last year as we were also taking ballroom dancing classes at the time). :thrilled: :thrilled:
4. introducing ourselves to all the kids friends as her new adopting parents following the desertion of the old ones after they burnt the house down ( this story has several variations deopending on our mood and time of year).
5. when in the company of the kids friends, asking one of them to get some cat food as we feel like making a pie for dinner. :moon:
all ideas and suggestions welcomed :bounce:
we have various stratergies for doing this -
1. playing 'tag' - hide and seek. :silly:
2. humming and singing along to the music as loudly as is possible. :wave2:
3. dancing along to the music (very effective last year as we were also taking ballroom dancing classes at the time). :thrilled: :thrilled:
4. introducing ourselves to all the kids friends as her new adopting parents following the desertion of the old ones after they burnt the house down ( this story has several variations deopending on our mood and time of year).
5. when in the company of the kids friends, asking one of them to get some cat food as we feel like making a pie for dinner. :moon:
all ideas and suggestions welcomed :bounce:
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