I havent started my own thread in like a day so i thought i'd start another in an attempt to at least make one person giggle.... The topic is *things to do in a supermarket* funny things though...
example
Take one of the free dogs tied at the entrance
Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking :shock:
sneak up behind your teenage daughter whilst she is with her friend as she approaches the checkout,tap her on the shoulder and say 'shoplifter' in a gravelly voice..
then when she looks over at you rather nonchalently (rolling her eyes) step back giggling and proceed to trip over the person behinds basket,and lurch forwards to the next aisle,almost taking out another shopper.
alledgedly.
I was refering to keeno.....
Leave small sacrifices and offerings at the feet of maniquins
Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a
while; then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
similarill to mallocks post...this has to be done in a shop that sells toilets (obviously) go up to a clerk and inform him that the toilet you just used wont flush
Loiter for a while, when asked to leave state that you live there
There was a little kid in sainsburys the other day that was singing a rather rude song....lots of swearing, i'm sure mummy was proud
something i did at work once...
a man was smoking whilst shopping (wanker) so i suggested he put it out, he told me to fuck off, so i asked again, he said the same thing, so i took the cigerette out of his mouth and casually crushed it, gave it back to him and suggested he leave the store before i call security.
Duty manager was watching on the cctv and told me he thought it was hilarious
Drew, you've put a smile on my face, been laughing the way through this thread.
Just back from Sainsbury's damn wish I'd read this before, however will be back tomorrow and shall ask certain passing (handsome) men to help me selecting my cucumbers.... :shock:
pink x
fill a trolly to the brim with items from as far apart as possible, when the cashier has rung it all up, tell them you dont need it until next week, you just needed to know how much it was going to cost.
go at a really busy time, obtain one of those security tag thingys & loiter by the alarms at the the door. set off alarm on every other person leaving.(works espcially well on people who are already stressed from having to do the fecking shopping)
Thanks for this thread, not having a particularly great morning and ive just been sitting here with a big grin on my face - sooo funny!!
Suze xx
go on I dare you.....
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