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Things which WOULD please you if they were to happen

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Transporter technology from StarTrek to be invented, so that I could beam WBB over here.
For all the worlds religions to suddenly realise that they believe in the same god after all and put aside their differences.
To not have spent all of my life in an opiate-induced haze because my body turns wheat and milk proteins into morphine derivatives.
World peace to spontaneously break out.
George 'Dubya' Bush to spontaneously combust. :twisted:
For all charges against Michael Jackson to be dropped after it's realised that all the evidence just points to the fact that he's 'just plain wierd'.
I wish I hadn't have had to cancel going to the last NW Munch, that way i would know more of you here. Hope there is another one soon.
I wish I had the money to have a boob reduction, so I could fit them into nice sexy underware. redface
I wish I was 10 years younger (30 instead of 40), or I wish my partner was 10 years older (34 instead of 24)
Wish when I visited Dogging sites in North Wales there weren't always empty.
xxx Cass
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I wish I had the money to have a boob reduction, so I could fit them into nice sexy underware. redface

See my wish list no 1 , The way I see it If I can live with my nose ....
And now I think about , fitting my nose into your nice sexy underwear also seems like a good idea lol
If Northampton moved nearer to Manchester
If Scotland moved nearer to Manchester
If George Bush lost the next election
If Tony Blair lost the next election (but not to the Coservatives)
If England still had a real Labour Party
If womens clothing manufacturers all used the same size specifications
If my bum was smaller
If men, in general, said what they were thinking
Im not asking much, am i?
I wish I had a 10 inch willy
I wish I could repeat within 30 seconds
I wish I could come gallons at a time
Then I could be like every other bloke on the site.
Or my alternative:
I wish I had not wasted so much time.
lhk
Kat
The following might happen if I find the magick lamp, these are:
1). Liverpool F.C to regain their past status as being the greatest club team in the World.
2). Us British to become more open about issues to do with Sex.
3). The Young to respect the Old & the Old to respect the Young.
4). Find a lovely & open lady to share all my dirty mind & great taste of Music.
5). More Jazz, when a person listens to it this proves what an amazing thing life is.
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If my bum was smaller
If men, in general, said what they were thinking

If your bum matches everything else in your avatar, it'll look great wink biggrin
I too missed this thread first time
Hear goes.........
I would like to have enough money like most of you, not too much otherwise I would have to give some of it away ,and get enjoyment from the pleasure that it would give someone else.
I wish that I talked more to my friends
I wish I could have time for another dog
I wish I could see the sunset from a hot air balloon, on a warm summers evening.
I can think of many things, but being here brought one member to mind.....
I would be over the moon to hear that Harry was in perfect health!
Right I've had a bit of a think now so...
I wish I had more time to spend with the people I love
I wish they weren't making my friends at work redundant
I wish we could afford to move to the country and just potter about
I wish I could pass my driving test
I wish I wasn't ill.
They'll do for starters anyway.
passionkiss
Turn Mrs TE on to SH
Charisma implant
Munch with all you guys and gals
Oh shit - I'm in tears already :!:
Um... I wish i could find deviant gift wrapped in my house when i come home from work!! :bounce:
On a more serious note, i wish i knew how to support Daz better when he has a problem, i wish we had enough money to live comfortably on, i wish i'll be a good mother to my children (when i have them)
And on a selfish note, i want to have the most beautiful, fairy tale wedding imaginable when my time comes!!
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On a more serious note, i wish i knew how to support Daz better when he has a problem, i wish we had enough money to live comfortably on, i wish i'll be a good mother to my children (when i have them)
And on a selfish note, i want to have the most beautiful, fairy tale wedding imaginable when my time comes!!

Lou, my love - I wish you all of those - I think you deserve them.
Aw, tune hunny, thank you babe!! C'mere!! passionkiss
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Aw, tune hunny, thank you babe!! C'mere!! passionkiss

If you fancy coming along to the GFZ I'll give you a foot massage (just don't tell the guys)
Ok, will keep very quiet and slip in there in a bit!! kiss
Ahem - but you didn't keep it quiet at all. Got me into real trouble with Kat lol :lol:
Still I hope you enjoyed the foot massage - I did :!:
Hmmmm!! Did someone mention the GFZ????? :shock: :shock: lol
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Hmmmm!! Did someone mention the GFZ????? :shock: :shock: lol

<<Thinks 'Is that a loaded question?'>>
Have you got any evidence Sarge - if not I'm denying it - I think.
What?? me?? i was quiet, it was all the others making noise!! But yep, the foot massage was great, lol!!
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the foot massage was great, lol!!

Fancy a soaping up in the shower then confused: (That was just a vehicle to highlight the new Avatar - but if you do fancy a soaping up just let me know)
oh, yes please!!! I have some lovely shower pics, but MUCH too rude for an avatar, lol!! :twisted:
Lou, Dare you :giggle:
Kit
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That would please me if it was to happen :twisted:
Kit
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I thought, shall I post or not.. Should I try for something amusing or something that I would really like to happen..
I would really love to see my daughter. She will be 21 in December and lives on the other side of the world. I have seen her only twice - when she was born and when she was 11... :cry:
Paul
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Lou, Dare you :giggle:
Kit
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Yes, dare you Lou :!:
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And on a selfish note, i want to have the most beautiful, fairy tale wedding imaginable when my time comes!!

Errrm......when my time comes can I have a funeral instead? rolleyes
I'd look pretty bloody stupid propped up at the altar dressed like a penguin. :shock: :shock:
Steve
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Lou, Dare you :giggle:
Kit
xxx

Yes, dare you Lou :!:
Yeah; DOUBLE DARE YOU, LOU
(If you don't mind a singly having a quick peek) worship
Very simple. I wish every day could be like the weekend I have just spent! :happy:
Enough said!!
A very content Will wink
My ex to actually find some where else to live and :censored: off so I can re-open my bank account.
Still need her help when I replace Bertie tho' worship
Not that he could ever be "replaced"
That's just reminded me; I need to apologise. But not here. bolt