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Things which WOULD please you if they were to happen
Sex God
I dont feel worthy enough to post my wishes. Well, I must, because I'm still posting them anyway... just in case the wish fairy is looking...
-To get the essays and the paperwork finished and handed in today before i risk getting kicked off my degree... if its not too late already :cry:
-Not to get kicked off my degree course... pretty please!
-To live together with my beloved- in the same country would be nice to start with
-To make the people I love proud of me
-To make the world a fair place
-People be more caring and gentle with each other, not rude and bad tempered
-To have more hugs.
-No calories in chocolate, icing or wine.
-To get the essays and the paperwork finished and handed in today before i risk getting kicked off my degree... if its not too late already :cry:
-Not to get kicked off my degree course... pretty please!
-To live together with my beloved- in the same country would be nice to start with
-To make the people I love proud of me
-To make the world a fair place
-People be more caring and gentle with each other, not rude and bad tempered
-To have more hugs.
-No calories in chocolate, icing or wine.
Sex God
Baked beans/bags of crisps being full right to the top like they used to be.
Marko's eviction from Big Brother.
A shirt designed specifically so it fitted a 45" chest and the arms didnt come six inches past your wrists.
World Peace
Speed cameras discovered to be carcenogenic , and banned immediately.
Woolen socks from specially genetically modified sheep which meant they always stayed in pairs . ( The socks not the sheep)
An explanation as to why the transit of Venus was in any way interesting.
End to world hunger
Actually useful surveys and statistics . ( IE How many road protestors have never had a job , and actually live off state hand outs and their terminally middle class parents ........instead of "90% of people hit by twelve ton trucks sustain a serious injury")
Legislation to make short , very tight skirts compulsory for women when the temparature reaches official summer time levels (temp TBC)
Legislation forcing anyone over fifteen stones wearing black lycra leggings to look at themselves in the mirror for an hour.
Cure for cancer
Eggs with yolks that dont break when you fry them (remember when eating fried food was ok ?)
While were on the subject of eggs.............Ham that actually comes directly from a pig , without being "reformed" whatever that is.
A system on your phone which means you can charge by the minute any automated answering/holding machine you get when ringing a company .
A Labour Government
A Google search that contains no porn sites whatsoever.
and ........a ten inch dick (instead of this fucking enormous nuisance of a thing)
Peace G
Marko's eviction from Big Brother.
A shirt designed specifically so it fitted a 45" chest and the arms didnt come six inches past your wrists.
World Peace
Speed cameras discovered to be carcenogenic , and banned immediately.
Woolen socks from specially genetically modified sheep which meant they always stayed in pairs . ( The socks not the sheep)
An explanation as to why the transit of Venus was in any way interesting.
End to world hunger
Actually useful surveys and statistics . ( IE How many road protestors have never had a job , and actually live off state hand outs and their terminally middle class parents ........instead of "90% of people hit by twelve ton trucks sustain a serious injury")
Legislation to make short , very tight skirts compulsory for women when the temparature reaches official summer time levels (temp TBC)
Legislation forcing anyone over fifteen stones wearing black lycra leggings to look at themselves in the mirror for an hour.
Cure for cancer
Eggs with yolks that dont break when you fry them (remember when eating fried food was ok ?)
While were on the subject of eggs.............Ham that actually comes directly from a pig , without being "reformed" whatever that is.
A system on your phone which means you can charge by the minute any automated answering/holding machine you get when ringing a company .
A Labour Government
A Google search that contains no porn sites whatsoever.
and ........a ten inch dick (instead of this fucking enormous nuisance of a thing)
Peace G
Sex God
I saw you first Jas 
If it helps I'm walking on floor boards until the carpet arrives.
I just hate the gripping round the sides of everywhere.. 
:evil: as I keep standing on them and the sharp bits. Ooouch!!!! 
If I don't learn soon where they all are I'm going to resemble a watering can. 
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Thank you sweetie
assionkiss:Quote by MrsFC
If it helps I'm walking on floor boards until the carpet arrives.
Floorboards, Bloody Floorboards AND gripping You Showoff :P
Jas
XXX
Quote by tim-jas
My house Not being a building site but a HOME:(
So that when I come home from work after an 71/2 hour day instead of an 11 hour, I feel good where I am.
oh give us a snog please Jags, I've had a crap day.
Jas
XXX
OH JAS - I'm happy to give you a MEGA snog
:kiss: :kiss: Can I share you with Tim?? :crazy: :crazy: Quote by WilmaFlintstone
OH JAS - I'm happy to give you a MEGA snog
Well I have heard there is plenty to go around. Well, so a little bird told me
hwoar: Love
Wilma
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W :love: I :love: L :love: M :love: A!!
Good to see you back! Can I have Tim first this time... please???
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Orgasminator
Hello
My wishes would be (in no particular order):
To find true happiness
To have a job I love doing and that i'm good at
To not have to worry about money all the time
To be able to accept myself as I am and not how I think people want me to be
To end all the famine, suffering and war etc in the world
To make everyone treat others how they would like to be treated themselves
To find a cure for all life threatening diseases
:D
My wishes would be (in no particular order):
To find true happiness
To have a job I love doing and that i'm good at
To not have to worry about money all the time
To be able to accept myself as I am and not how I think people want me to be
To end all the famine, suffering and war etc in the world
To make everyone treat others how they would like to be treated themselves
To find a cure for all life threatening diseases
:D
1) To only ever have to shave once. Wouldn't it be great if hair didn't grow back? :P
2) To be available to meet fellow munchers without work getting in the way.
3)For dishes to wash themselves and the vacuum cleaner to run on auto-pilot.
4)Someone to put 240 pence back in the pound. :idea:
5) To actually look GOOD in a skirt.
6) last but definatley most important - for the phone to never ring during sex.
2) To be available to meet fellow munchers without work getting in the way.
3)For dishes to wash themselves and the vacuum cleaner to run on auto-pilot.
4)Someone to put 240 pence back in the pound. :idea:
5) To actually look GOOD in a skirt.
6) last but definatley most important - for the phone to never ring during sex.
Sex God
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For my tits to look like they did before breastfeeding :cry: :
We are unable to agree as we havent seen the evidence . Please forward before and After pictures immediately xx
Sex God
Quote by snowcpl226
1) To only ever have to shave once. Wouldn't it be great if hair didn't grow back? :P
Well it sounds kewl unless you've ever had the 'eyebrow' trick played on you pissed at a party.
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
1) To only ever have to shave once. Wouldn't it be great if hair didn't grow back? :P
Well it sounds kewl unless you've ever had the 'eyebrow' trick played on you pissed at a party.
i have never had it done to me,,,, but i HAVE done it to someone else... and i have to agree...... my punnishment would have been ten times worse had it been a permanent dissfigurment! lol
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
I-To make the people I love proud of me
-To make the world a fair place
-People be more caring and gentle with each other, not rude and bad tempered
-To have more hugs.
-No calories in chocolate, icing or wine.
These would probably be my top 5 as well.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
Oh and I'd also like people to see beyond themselves enough to understand why the transit of venus was at all interesting!
Well here gos:
1. To lose weight and be back to where I was 11 years ago when I married, (Got a bit of a complex you know)
2. To have enough money to never have to work again.
3. For my wife and I to have a relationship with another couple or so where we are reall great friends aswell as lovers.
4. To be happy.
Well thats all a bit soppy but true.
WOLF
1. To lose weight and be back to where I was 11 years ago when I married, (Got a bit of a complex you know)
2. To have enough money to never have to work again.
3. For my wife and I to have a relationship with another couple or so where we are reall great friends aswell as lovers.
4. To be happy.
Well thats all a bit soppy but true.
WOLF
