1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
Sex God
Quote by Leics
Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
Merry Christmas <<<<<<<<<<<<< Sounds stupid at Easter
Sex God
good one.
any one want the parsons nose.
any one want the parsons nose.
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Quote by tweeky
Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
Merry Christmas <<<<<<<<<<<<< Sounds stupid at Easter
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