things you cant do with a broken hand.

25 Feb 2007

i have recently broken me right hand(not how you might think lol) and little problems keep popping up like opening a tin or a screwtop bottle but the worse thing is the crippling act of putting rollerball deodorant under your left pit using your left hand!!!!
can anyone warn me of future problems i might face in the future??

25 Feb 2007

Buy slip on shoes,if a fuse blows in a plug(nightmare)one good think is when out with your mates they always carry the drinks over.

25 Feb 2007

I suppose it depends how long your right hand is going to be out of action.
Some years ago I had an injury to my right shoulder. For far too long, my right arm was strapped across my chest with the hand up by my left shoulder.
Over a period of time, I learn to do most things with my left hand, including tying my shoe laces - including the pretty little bow, and wiping my own arse.
One thing I could not master though was wanking.
I just couldn't get the speed up with my left hand rolleyes

Damn those opposing thumbs rotflmao

And I suppose at that time in my life, I didn't very much like stranger sex as much as I now do.
If anyone thinks I'm a horny fucker now - I can tell you, I was much worse (or betterer wink

) in my early 20s :giggle:
Luckily one of the QAs at Woolwich took a shine to me :grin:
Or was it that she took a shine to my helmet :shock: Who knows dunno

25 Feb 2007

Quote by Vonneyuk
Buy slip on shoes,if a fuse blows in a plug(nightmare)one good think is when out with your mates they always carry the drinks over.

How do slip on shoes help with a blown fuse dunno

25 Feb 2007

anything i need to do involving the shift key is also a nighmare !! (aaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhh)

25 Feb 2007

Quote by dambuster
I suppose it depends how long your right hand is going to be out of action.
Some years ago I had an injury to my right shoulder. For far too long, my right arm was strapped across my chest with the hand up by my left shoulder.
Over a period of time, I learn to do most things with my left hand, including tying my shoe laces - including the pretty little bow, and wiping my own arse.
One thing I could not master though was wanking.
I just couldn't get the speed up with my left hand Damn those opposing thumbs And I suppose at that time in my life, I didn't very much like stranger sex as much as I now do.
If anyone thinks I'm a horny fucker now - I can tell you, I was much worse (or betterer ) in my early 20s :giggle:
Luckily one of the QAs at Woolwich took a shine to me :grin:
Or was it that she took a shine to my helmet :shock: Who knows

Dammie, all men know that wanking with your left hand is wrong, just wrong

25 Feb 2007

Or was it that she took a shine to my helmet :shock: Who knows dunno

Dammie, all men know that wanking with your left hand is wrong, just wrong
is it ok with someone elses though drew???
dont get the wrong idea though mate lol

25 Feb 2007

I'm about to go into hospital to have a carpal tunnel op and not looking forward to the weeks of one hand being out of action.. poor Mr Jay is going to have to help me loads

25 Feb 2007

Quote by robbie_rob
i have recently broken me right hand.
Can anyone warn me of future problems i might face in the future??

Chopping the head off your boiled egg
You'll have to bash its head in :twisted:
Using sellotape ... rather tricky with one hand you could use your teeth but you may end up sellotaping your face up if you're not careful. rotflmao

Undoing a bra strap could be difficult too lol

Oh I can think of loads of things that will be a problem Robbie_rob :giggle:
DD xxx

25 Feb 2007

Think yourself lucky, only have one wrist broken....
My mum last year, broke her left upper arm in 2 places and her right wrist in 3 at the same time.
So doing anything no handed was a bit of a bind.
Her double break has only now almost healed, over a year after the accident. (Bloody docs wouldn't pin it, so had to use an experimental bone growing machine for nearly 6 months).
Still shes now gor weeks of physio to look forward to for a frozen shoulder.

25 Feb 2007

Quote by robbie_rob
anything i need to do involving the shift key is also a nighmare !! (aaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhh)

Depending on your system;
hold shift down for 5 seconds or hit it five time then it becomes 'sticky' it acts like the caps lock key' you can take your finger off and it is still on.

25 Feb 2007

broke my left wrist and thumb and right leg in 3 places a couple of years ago slipping on a mopped floor silly

hwoar:
bathtime was sheer awful dek usually had to wipe me down with a flannel and shave me etc cos was no way i cud have a bath and not wet atleast 1 pot washing hair was virtually impossible had quite a few visits to the hairdressers just for a wash and blowdry (partly to releive boredom and partly to get my hair washed properly) :sticky:
getting dressed putting on/taking of bras very difficult (i had a full pot on my leg) i spent the december - march wearing short stretch skirts i cud pull up easily and tops you cud pull over your head zips also difficult and tieing shoes (who can tie shoes one handed) and i was working full time as a chef i was left pretty much high and dry cudnt really do anything the first couple of weeks and been left handed i couldnt even write which i used to do alot of. opening jars n bottles also very difficult
eating/sitting at a table was torture being left handed it made me a very messy eater and had to have things cut up for me, looked rather silly sat in a restaurant on xmas day 21 years old and my dad cutting my food up for me rotflmao

with my pot sticking out the side of the table tripping every one up and 3 toddlers with cleaner faces than me loon

walking anywhere was impossible as we had quite a bit of snow and rain that winter had to rely on lifts everywhere and neighbours took my son to school for me and lit my fire got coal and shopping in etc i had rather nice neighbours back then poke

was really strange gettin the pots off covered in dry horrible skin and a very hairy leg :doh: as the pots had been on for 3 months was great to get back into my jeans tho (not that they fit to well 3 months of doing nothing and eating loads does make your weight rocket) :embarrased2:
do invest in some knitting needles tho great inventions

25 Feb 2007

just been to pub and getting change outta yr pocket is a pain, it did help when i asked bar staff to get cash outta me pocket for me lol