The Things You Didnt Know About Sex
THE LONG AND THE SHORT:
According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on
record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
HOTDOG HELPERS:
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that the
men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides
wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17
inches long.
DOUBLE TROUBLE
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two
penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men
similarly endowed.
SO LONG THE NIGHT:
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an
avaerage of three times a night, every night, until their thirties,
when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
FAST LANE:
The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
COITUS SEMI-INTERRUPTUS:
A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand
dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunctional because an
employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES:
At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to
lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful
orgasm.
NOBLESSE OBLIGE:
England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a
special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual
intercourse.
It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth
century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could
be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.
In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted
to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not
impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie
called a braquette.
MISSIONARIES TAKE NOTE:
Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one
of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
GALLIC WAY OF DEATH:
French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899
during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the
evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the
surgical removal of the dead man's member.
JUST SAY HOWDY:
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each
other, they shake penises instead of hands.
BONBON MOTS:
"There may be some things that are better than sex, and their may
be some things that are worse. But their is nothing exactly like it."
--W.C. Fields
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Things you may not know about sex
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
The Things You Didnt Know About Sex
THE LONG AND THE SHORT:
According to the Kinsey Institute The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
I know that guy - gave him a bj and it barely reached my teeth
Weird thing is that he later got married and had two kids - how the hell that happened I shall never know
T-J
Orgasminator
Sex God
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And I thought size didn't matter !!!! :shock:
And I thought size didn't matter !!!! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by curious_karrie
I have been intimate with the man with the 1 3/4 inch dick! Really, i have. I didn't think it was polite to ask whether it was in yet.....so i didn't. And to this day i'm still not sure if it was :shock:
Awww, Karrie.
This is precisely why I believe we should require all males to wear a name tag which includes other vital statistics of interest as well (yes, Vix & I have discussed this at great length - no pun intended).
As may be obvious from some of my other posts on this forum, I have quite the obsession with large breasts. I am most fortunate in that this quality of a woman is generally quite obvious to the naked eye, thus allowing me to assess the generosity of endowment at a glance.
Now, both Vix & I have been known to enjoy the odd large penis as well. However, except in the more extreme cases, this particular male attribute remains fairly well concealed. Thus, if men would merely adopt the curteous convention of displaying their vital measurements in a clearly-visible manner, we'd be able to avoid a great deal of disappointment!
~Reese!
