Things you never expected to hear from your partner

Quote by Stormwalker
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?”
female partner says ....hon I have decided that my bi female lover :shock:
can move in with us and share our bed :shock:
steve x
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