Quote by Stormwalker
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
"Do you mind if I swallow?"
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Things you never expected to hear from your partner
Sex God
From my ex of (by then) 4 months.
"God this housework never stops".
There was no answer strong enough to express my agreement. Wouldn't it have been nice if he'd noticed that when it was ME doing it all?
"God this housework never stops".
There was no answer strong enough to express my agreement. Wouldn't it have been nice if he'd noticed that when it was ME doing it all?
Sex God
'I want to go to a munch'.
Wouldn't have surprised me 6 months ago but it was a joy to hear the other night!! :bounce:
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Wouldn't have surprised me 6 months ago but it was a joy to hear the other night!! :bounce:
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
'I want to go to a munch'.
Wouldn't have surprised me 6 months ago but it was a joy to hear the other night!! :bounce:
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what about Wigan in March?
Warming the Bed
before sex the other night sammy said to me.......do u mind if i keep readin!! :shock: :shock: :shock: 
Sex God
The other night J said nothing for hours - I wasn't expecting that 
Sex God
Hmmm, where to start? 
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Hmmm, where to start?
With the REALLY rude ones!! :rascal:
Sex God
um i won a competition.........
n i`m going to bungee jump.!!!!!!!!
from someone terrified of heights.........
pmsl
n i`m going to bungee jump.!!!!!!!!
from someone terrified of heights.........
pmsl
Quote by Calista
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?”
:giggle:
Been thinking about this for a while ...
Stormy ....
Did you ever do it??
:giggle:
Indeed Cali.
You can read all about it in my book
“Never bring a Bic to a Brush-cutter fight”
Subtitled, “One mans adventure in the untamed bush”
worlass and I had a wonderful, amazing and brilliant time with a couple recently. We covered most of everything we had fantasised about and more, (they do still owe me anal, but I won't dwell on that)
we had cock sucking, fucking, iced dildo's, strap-on... a little bit of chain fucking, oral, rimming etc... loads and loads of oral and kissing. So much kissing. It was horny on the largest scale.
Picture 4 naked, exhausted, happy people, 3 women and 1 man. All attractive
worlass opens her mouth and starts reciting the names of simple alcohols.... 'methanol, ethanol, propynol'... and then she got stuck and attempted to remember what the fourth was and we had to listen as she laboured over what it could be and why she couldn't remember.
I was horrified.
She still insists that the male in our foursome was actually interested in her rendition. We haven't heard from them since.
we had cock sucking, fucking, iced dildo's, strap-on... a little bit of chain fucking, oral, rimming etc... loads and loads of oral and kissing. So much kissing. It was horny on the largest scale.
Picture 4 naked, exhausted, happy people, 3 women and 1 man. All attractive
worlass opens her mouth and starts reciting the names of simple alcohols.... 'methanol, ethanol, propynol'... and then she got stuck and attempted to remember what the fourth was and we had to listen as she laboured over what it could be and why she couldn't remember.
I was horrified.
She still insists that the male in our foursome was actually interested in her rendition. We haven't heard from them since.
Quote by Worlass
To be fair the conversation 4 hours earlier was on this very subject and my train of thought was very rudely interrupted
you can't say that.I would just like to state that I have no interest in anything that geeky and I took no part in that conversation.
FFS worlass.. we aint getting fucked anytime soon are we now?
Sex God
'Man down'?...
:shock:
:shock:
Sex God
Butanol?!...
