I saw the night school classes for women thread and just had to respond.
Evening classes for men (and there alternative titles)
Motor Shop - You don't have to put a £3,000 steroe in a £500 car!
General Electrical - It's not broken so don't take it to bits to see how it works!
Modern Inventions - Why gadgets with lots of buttons make you feel important.
Being a Winner - If a woman is better at something than you are, just tell her it is not important.
Geography - it's OK to ask for directions.
Religious Studies - Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years. That's what happens when you refuse to ask for directions!
Sex Education for Beginners - Women fake orgasms because men fake foreplay.
Sex Education Part 2 - Foreplay is more than just half an hour of begging.
Biology - Men have a penis and a brain, but about three quarters of a pint too little blood to operate both together.
Social Studies - Honesty is more than telling a woman your real name.
English Language Part 1 - No doesn't mean try again in a minute!
English Language Part 2 - How to ask for directions!
Film Studies - Watching a Bruce Lee film doesn't give you mystical Kung Fu powers.
And a final note for all women....
Never trust a man who says he is the boss at home - he'll probably lie about other things as well.
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Things you should know about men!
Things not to say to a man when he is naked....
Wow ... and your feet are so big!
I guess this makes me the early bird!
But it still works... right?
Are you cold?
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know there is surgery that can help.
Why is God punishing me?
Maybe it looks better in natural light?
Is that hard?
Are you sure it will reach?
Wow ... and your feet are so big!
I guess this makes me the early bird!
But it still works... right?
Are you cold?
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know there is surgery that can help.
Why is God punishing me?
Maybe it looks better in natural light?
Is that hard?
Are you sure it will reach?
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PMSL good one pololady
Quote by PoloLady
I saw the night school classes for women thread and just had to respond.
Evening classes for men (and there alternative titles)
Motor Shop - You don't have to put a £3,000 steroe in a £500 car!
Yes - we do. Because we can
General Electrical - It's not broken so don't take it to bits to see how it works!
And how would we ever learn anything important
Modern Inventions - Why gadgets with lots of buttons make you feel important.
Because we just are
Being a Winner - If a woman is better at something than you are, just tell her it is not important.
It's just not important
Geography - it's OK to ask for directions.
Only if you're a woman
Religious Studies - Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years. That's what happens when you refuse to ask for directions!
That's what happens when you ask a woman for directions
Sex Education for Beginners - Women fake orgasms because men fake foreplay.
Female orgasm is a myth
Sex Education Part 2 - Foreplay is more than just half an hour of begging.
Foreplay is a myth
Biology - Men have a penis and a brain, but about three quarters of a pint too little blood to operate both together.
So that's why I get dizzy??
Social Studies - Honesty is more than telling a woman your real name.
You want my real name??
English Language Part 1 - No doesn't mean try again in a minute!
"No" usually means "Yes - but harder, faster"
English Language Part 2 - How to ask for directions!
But not from a gurl
Film Studies - Watching a Bruce Lee film doesn't give you mystical Kung Fu powers.
Meeeeeeeoooooowwwwaaa chuck
And a final note for all women....
Never trust a man who says he is the boss at home - he'll probably lie about other things as well.
I am the boss at home
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Quote by dambuster
Never trust a man who says he is the boss at home - he'll probably lie about other things as well.
I am the boss at home
That's only cos Bud-Bud the cat lets u think you are boss lol
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Is this not all very sexist? 
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Quote by PMUSICMAN
Is this not all very sexist?
well yes it is! and i'm bloody disgusted by it! :mad:
i suggest everybody, male or female ((( just to be inclusive and all that! ))) go here . . .
anyways, i'm enrolling on this course . .
Biology - Men have a penis and a brain, but about three quarters of a pint too little blood to operate both together.
cos i think the whole 3/4 of a pint thing is waaaaaaaaay optimistic, so i need to know what my bloody excuse is?
:Poh . . . and possibly this . . .
Wow ... and your feet are so big!
cos i have size bloody tens, ((( well, on a good day anyways. maybe 8 or 9's if truth be told?
))) but it sounds vaguely familiar? :cry:hope that helps? :dunno: ;)
n x x x :P
