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My terminally ill pooch, Barney, is still going strong (touch wood) at the moment. Last night he reached a new level re things he's eaten that have fallen on the floor that he's mistaken for food. We'd had some olives and on the way to the bin I dropped the small bowl containing the left over olive stones...........like a rat up a drain pipe, he beat me to the pile of stones and promptly started to eat one. We shouted NO but I think the thrill of the chase was too much for him to stop and he merrily chomped away at it before swallowing (I'm guessing whole) and then having a satisfied look on his face!
Before that his most memorable moment was eating the paper base from a cup cake left on someones plate on the floor.......mmmmm tasty!
Our Labrador, which was never given to such things, decided to munch her way through a birthday cake left on the kitchen table once.
She too had a nice self-satisfied look on her face afterwards. :shock:
We had a cocker spaniel when i was a kid, my dad left a roll, yes a roll of £50 notes and yes you guessed it. Dad did save a few mangled notes which he took to the bank, needless to say dog was not flavour of the month for awhile, this was nearly 30 yrs ago lol
My cat was eating one of my garden plants last night whilst I cut the grass!!
pants, sock, dish clothes, tea towels, bras, condoms :shock: redface toilet roll,
Balloons !!! Resulting in technicoloured :shock:
Or the stuffing of pillows, teddies etc
My other one shreds paper if left lying around !
When I was a kid I can remember our dog managing to get up at the table and nick my dads steak. Halfway out of the dining room, my Mum shouted at her, she dropped it, my Mum picked it up and put it back on my Dads plate :shock:
He was none the wiser and really enjoyed that extra flavouring she had put on it lol
louise xx
My homework! lol
Someone had to :lol:
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Quote by Emily2007
Balloons !!! Resulting in technicoloured :shock:

try explaning that one to the vet lol
we had a Burmese Python that ate next doors puppy, honest true story that :shock:
Quote by lyns
My homework! lol
Someone had to :lol:

Was it a piece of cake? :lol: :lol: :lol:
our lab is a robbing cow, and will eat cake paper with as much relish as if she were eating the cake itself.....
shes chomped her way through loads of the kids plastic toys, wooden buildng blocks (splintery poop :eek:, )the usual bumble bees, wasps, daddy long legs and flies, will eat any potato peel that drops on the floor or raw tomatoes.
The list is endless, no wonder shes like a barrel on legs
my last dog Max ( alsation X king charles spaniel ) once ate stain remover :shock: after a prompt trip to the vet we were reassured he would be fine, the dog we have now Apollo ( staffordshire bull terrier ) had a shoe fetish as a pup but only ever ate one of a pair lol.
we have a ragdoll cat, chases and eats daddy long legs... looks really sweet when i smiles at you with a leg and a wing sticking out her mouth, :scared:
I had a cat who like apple. Given half a chance she would munch a whole one. She also like cheese. Espicially parmesan redface
My sisters dog, a mad boxer always tried eating the local cane toads (has toxic skin) when she lived in PNG. Its cost her thousands of dollars in vet fees!
My dog Basil (now no longer with me)a Beagle was partial to raw sausages. How he opened the fridge door to get them and close it behind him I will never know :lol2:
anais, you have just reminded me of a dog we used to have.....she was definately mental, she used to open the cupboards and eat what whatever she could get her paws on, one day she ate 48 oxo cubes, foil and all.
She used to jump up onto the cooker (with all 4 feet) and eat my chip fat, and she could open my freezer, and was constantly chowing her way through all sorts of frozen food....in fact the only thing she would never ever touch, was......my frozen breast milk! biggrin
My hamster ate my sisters bra once, it fell off the wardrobe handle and onto my hammy's cage and she munched away! :giggle: She still reminds me even now!
pink x
I always remember someone asking my gran if she had put the fish for that nights dinner away in case the cat ate it, to which she replied, 'it's ok, I turned off the light'
:doh:
Our cats will chew there way through absolutely anything you will leave, including scratching their way through any packaged item, ie whiskas pouches, biscuits, crisps etc.
They even eat orange peel :shock: and cats are supposed to despise citrus!
Yesterday, I put out the dinner, bringing two bowls of salad through first, thinking they'd be ok, when I brought through the main plates, there were the pair of them, munching into the bowls or rocket and balsamic vinegar salad! mad
My gerbils did manage to munch through an entire collection of rare records that my ex had left lying in the flat in two rows along the ground; they went up one side chewing, and down the other row- every single record sleeve and some of the records had gerbil teeth marks through them! clever gerbils!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao:
my dog likes to chew on worn undies..... straight out of the washing basket!!!!! rolleyes
maybe he should use the chatrooms!!!!!
I had a dog when I was a boy that liked to lick and swallow stones. 3 or 4 times these stones where to big for nature to take its natural course He had to have an operation to remove the stone or sometimes stones from his belly.
He would also try and shag any bitch on heat within 2 miles of our house. He would escape from our house and disappear for hours on end. We would sometimes get phone calls saying he had been spotted trotting through the village or someone complaining he was at his house door trying to get in to say hello wink to his bitch.
many many moons ago:
the happy friend to a pair of male gerbils
only after some time... many pink parcels were spotted a-squirming in the corner of thier habitude.
hmmm....
anyhow... by the time they had grown some fuzz, though eyes were closed still... they were running about and thumping thier feet like mad things...
the home needed cleaning desperately after what I thought was a safe period... so out they all came, safe and sound... to be replaced in clean bedding etc.
I fear I may have been too soon and left my small on one of the sprogs too soon.
seeing the rump and tail of one of the youngsters poking from the bedding and not coming out for food... I gave it a prod of encouragement, still no movement...
so tugged the tail to draw it from its hiding...
:shock:
only the rear was there :shock:
:shock:
but mummy gerbil wasn't eating at the trough with the others... see seemed quite content already
lp
My younger dog ate a whole Vanish Stain remover bar while we were out on Saturday night :shock: We had to phone the emergency vets who said she would be ok, not poisonous. However, she was violently sick all the next day and yes there were bubbles in it! :shock: lol
Also she's eaten vertical blinds, kitchen floor, wasps, daddy long legs, slugs, anything that comes through the letter box, skirting boards, chicken bones (another trip to the vet rolleyes ), cuddly toys...the list goes on and on!
Fee
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oh yes just remembered the classic !! Christmas day turkey rotflmao it was so big she had trouble carrying it.
ahh memories lol