This has to be a practical joke, surely....

9 Jan 2005

Ha ha ha, very funny.... which one of you is playing a practical joke on me? I've just had this reply to my ad about clubbing..... I couldn't have made it more specific, but hey, just goes to show that if this is NOT a joke, some guys REALLY do not read the contents of ads!
I pissed myself laughing btw..... hilarious.... especially the "dearest one" bit -absolute class... I don't even have the heart to send him a sarcastic response about how he absolutely 100% does not fit the pretty clear criteria I have stated.... what a guy!
And hey... seeing as I placed the ad, surely his reply would not come as a suprise...? Oh, what a laugh..... maybe it's a language barrier problem seeing as he's not even in the country, let alone the NW! rolleyes

:lol: :lol: :lol:
_____________________________
Dearest one,
I know that this letter may come to you as a suprise hence we have not
met before. Let me quickly start my exordium by introducing myself: My
name is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I am a Nigerian by nationallty courrently
residing in IVORY COAST WEST AFRICA I am 28 years of age presently, Iam
single not yet married a business man by profession.
However, I came accrose your contact through the web site as a result
my quest to have some body who is resposible and reliable make a
concrete relationship with.
Please do not be embarrased about this proposal hence we have not met
before. As a matter of fact I can not elaborate in writing how I felt
when I first saw your profile on the site I was highly infatuated. Try
as much as possible to resprocate to my proposal as soon as you receive
this message.
Awaiting anciously to hear from you soon.
Best regards
Mr. D. Head

9 Jan 2005

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

9 Jan 2005

Don't worry Blue, you're not the only one who's had that email rolleyes

I received one three or four months ago, almost word for word like your's but this one said the guy was from the Punjab region of India confused

Oh and I also had another, again in a similar vein, from a guy telling me he was from Sweden and would like to meet me for some sexual frolics and maybe a coffee :shock: :doh:
Jeez! I've had guys travel down to Bournemouth from as far away as the Midlands, but Sweden :?: :crazy:
Tracy-Jayne

9 Jan 2005

:shock: f*ckin' hell! talk about being keen!!!

9 Jan 2005

If he wants a "Concrete Relationship" why not send him the contact details for Reddimix or Castle Cement, or someone, and have the joke on him.
Look on the bright side, at least he isn't asking you for your bank details in which to deposit his billions.
lol

9 Jan 2005

if i didnt know any better,that dont half sound like chris eubank,the boxer who wears mad clothes and talks utter sh*t biggrin

9 Jan 2005

we had one ,and reported to a mod,they were from romania ,the add was removed,cut a long story short they wanted documents

9 Jan 2005

He'll be asking you to send him the air fare next so that he can be with his dearest! lol

9 Jan 2005

I had one of these, he proposed to me and eveything, from africa. He kept asking me to send God's love to my family and that he hoped they were as happy about our relationship as he was confused

He didn't seem to understand the fact I wasn't and never planned to be 'in a relationship' with him. lol

I ended up telling him I was a bisexual ex convict so therefore his religion wouldn't allow us to be together (I was bored at the time)

9 Jan 2005

Quote by xxdevil69
I had one of these, he proposed to me and eveything, from africa. He kept asking me to send God's love to my family and that he hoped they were as happy about our relationship as he was He didn't seem to understand the fact I wasn't and never planned to be 'in a relationship' with him. I ended up telling him I was a bisexual ex convict so therefore his religion wouldn't allow us to be together (I was bored at the time)

Bet he's now telling his family about the weirdos on the net :lol:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Ha ha ha, very funny.... which one of you is playing a practical joke on me? I've just had this reply to my ad about clubbing..... I couldn't have made it more specific, but hey, just goes to show that if this is NOT a joke, some guys REALLY do not read the contents of ads!

It's "Four-One-Niner". If you write back, you will be told how this person intends to move to the uk to be with you, but in order to get his vast wealth out of Africa, he will need your bank account details. It's a very old scam, and seems to be the only reason computers exist south of the Sahara. rolleyes

9 Jan 2005

LOL seems a few of us have ahd odd replies.
I had the Sri Lankan Virgin who was into older ladies (I'm only 30 FFS)
How the hell does he know what he's into if he's a virgin??????

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Ha ha ha, very funny.... which one of you is playing a practical joke on me? I've just had this reply to my ad about clubbing..... I couldn't have made it more specific, but hey, just goes to show that if this is NOT a joke, some guys REALLY do not read the contents of ads!

It's "Four-One-Niner". If you write back, you will be told how this person intends to move to the uk to be with you, but in order to get his vast wealth out of Africa, he will need your bank account details. It's a very old scam, and seems to be the only reason computers exist south of the Sahara. rolleyes

you old romantic you!!!!!!!!
how dare you crush blues hopes and dreams like that!
i will have you know she had sold up and packed her belongings on the back of a camel - only to have you dash her heart to the ground!
shame on you mr pie!

9 Jan 2005

I almost forgot this email from a genuine Italian stallion, but not the one mentioned in my other thread ranting about guys replying to profiles/ads. This one beats them all hands down rolleyes

"Hello..Iam MARCO from Milano, a professional Interior Designer working in Milano..
I was searching for sexy new friends and I have seen your picture in profiles. You look very pretty, in fact your aura is somehow exciting, strangely powerful, but somehow very warm...I would love to know better, and deeper... I use messenger and MSN with a cam and want to show you myself.
I love to contact you and establish a lasting friendship since I really like the way you look in your picture. Iam a good judge of a character and Iam sure you are as exciting inside as you look from the willing to make sacrifices to know you better at all costs. I am waiting for intimate encounter with you and hope you will feel engorged labia when you see my photograph.
Hope you get in touch. If not, I wish you a wonderful life with your loved ones.
With respect,
MARCO PANNIZI ( millions of kisses under millions of stars )"
Engorged labia confused

: :!: :shock: redface

Dunno about that, but they were rather wet labia after I'd pissed myself laughing rotflmao

And as for my pics and aura being strangely exciting - yes I suppose they are - almost every pic on my profile shows me with my head full of cock :twisted:
Now I wonder what sacrifices he's willing to make to sample some of this *aura* :?: :evil2:
Tracy-Jayne

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
It's a very old scam, and seems to be the only reason computers exist south of the Sahara.

Libra? Rainbows? Is this true? lol

:lol:
Mike.

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
It's a very old scam, and seems to be the only reason computers exist south of the Sahara.

Ice

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Libra - come and help me hold him down!!!!!
:thumbup: MikeNorth!
Tut - you bloddy northern hemisphereans! {flounce]

10 Jan 2005

I think he should come to a munch first and get to know everyone abit first! lol

11 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
It's a very old scam, and seems to be the only reason computers exist south of the Sahara.

Ice

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Libra - come and help me hold him down!!!!!
:thumbup: MikeNorth!
Tut - you bloddy northern hemisphereans! {flounce]
Well, I thought "present company excepted" was taken for granted.
(Was that OK? Do I get to live? lol

)

11 Jan 2005

we had one of those about 6 months ago too. We couldnt make our minds up as to its origin (wind up or genuine) funny tho biggrin

11 Jan 2005

So does that mean you aren't interested then ? dunno