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THIS IS A WARNING.......

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Unfortunately,although most of you guys here are great,some of the single guys out there seem to have a problem with their eyes.
We have had over the past few weeks a whole load of pm's and e-mails from single guys offering their services to Clare.
It has got to the point where if it does'nt stop,we will have to change our avatar to "paint drying"(literally).
Of course we don't mind the regulars pming us as we love chatting to you (you know who you are) wink ,they don't bug us with offers of alsorts.
We both really love it on the forum,its an escape from the REAL world,and we don't want a small percentage of those out there to spoil it.
Hope we havent offended anyone but it has got to the rediculous.
Clare and Steve
(sorry if it sounds like were wingeing!)
You are not wingeing , but it's hard to see what more you can do. I would miss your Avatur , but as Groucho Marx said in 1930 about hemlines going down " it don't bother me . Ive got a good memory " .
What colour paint will you choose , I would like a nice forest green .
Okay, I'll stop PM-ing.
But are you SURE Clare isn't going to change her mind about going naked bungee-jumping with me? :twisted:
*easy right-clicks image and clicks on "save picture as..."*
wink biggrin :D :D :twisted:
You guys are the best!!!
PMSL
Clare,xx wink
Single Guys that are just trawling for sex without getting to know anyone make me laugh.....I had one the other day that emailed me without me asking them to, and he called me Heather!!!! He didn't even have the decency to get my name right..... rolleyes
You think you got it bad - I get them too!!!
I would have thought "AKA The Gent" might have given them a clue, but obviously not!!
Time to change my avatar, I think! confused
Mal
(a bloke!)
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You do have a lovely bum though Mal, almost like a womans.
I hope that was Sue and not Pete who made that comment!!!
Mal
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Sorry to dissappoint you Mal but it was Pete. You can relax though Mal I was just throwing in a little humour, your not my type.
It is true what you say though, some people just do not read. It is the same as those who answer ads where they are clearly not what the ad is asking for.
You see post where couples say how many guys answer their ad where they clearly say they are looking for couples and not single guys.
Anyway Mal, Sue thinks you have a lovely bum also, does that make you feel better? I'm sure it does.
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Anyway Mal, Sue thinks you have a lovely bum also, does that make you feel better? I'm sure it does.

kiss :kiss: :kiss: hump :kiss: - for Sue
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: - for Pete, for trying to wind me up!!
Oh, alright then - :cheers: biggrin
Mal
wink