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This is how one should behave at a munch!

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Quote by Sexysteph
What did Jas try to burn the essential oils with?

Why didn't you stop me from stealing it - I'm placing the blame squarely on your shoulders now. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The bloke from the NOTW was well impressed by the chess match by the way - he went home and left a full pint biggrin
Jas
Quote by Red(RHG)
Buckaroo!

Banzai?! confused
Quote by Jas-Tim
Marms passionkiss sillyassionkiss: I've had to wash my hair twice confused lol :lol:
Jas
XXX

Jas, I had to stop in a laybe for a 20 minute snooze on the way back! So that means that I did actually get some sleep last night, 20 mins!!!
Hmmm, smooth tuppence :passionkiss::passionkiss:
Thank you all for coming last night and I hope you all enjoyed it. I had a fantastic time and it was great to meet you all.
It was good to see the 3 new faces (desade, chipy and mrlickingham). I just hope the chess playing has not scared you , chess.......ffs.......I give up......I just give up. By the way Marmalaid........sorry for the handprint redface .
The evening started very refined and pleasant and we gradually took over our part of the bar. We even hemmed in the look-alike NOTW reporter until he eventualy gave up and moved. Everything was going swimmingly until Freckledbird came in........then just cos SHE got lost in Nottingham.......SHE blamed me because I live here.......and proceeded to smack the hell out of me. MR-FB how do you cope.......he needs a medal.
Jas and Tim, how do you describe these two..........mad as hatters the pair of them......even tried setting fire to oil in my bleeding kitchen ffs.......great to see you again biggrin
Everybody else found the venue except one.....who will remain nameless.......I'll give you a clue though.....it starts with O and ends in AKEY rolleyes .
Poohbear.......do you really want to come back to Notts.......us locals spill your drinks, steal your lighters and embarress you with Barbie cakes? It was lovely to see you both and it was great chatting to you both.
Marcusso will not offer me to try and sit next to him again. 14 stone landing on top of you from a great height left him speechless for 2 mins........longer than normal for him though lol
The evening was organised so I could pop out for a drink with some friends for the evening. It surpassed my expectations in numbers.........I thank you all for making the night
Dave_Notts
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Hmmm, smooth tuppence passionkisssillyassionkiss:

If it's not smooth, it's probably a 3d.*
Vix. Total threp'ney bit.
*Apologies to the youngsters.
Quote by Dave__Notts
Thank you all for coming last night and I hope you all enjoyed it. I had a fantastic time and it was great to meet you all.
It was good to see the 3 new faces (desade, chipy and mrlickingham). I just hope the chess playing has not scared you , chess.......ffs.......I give up......I just give up. By the way Marmalaid........sorry for the handprint redface .
And what about my bum?
The evening started very refined and pleasant and we gradually took over our part of the bar. We even hemmed in the look-alike NOTW reporter until he eventualy gave up and moved. Everything was going swimmingly until Freckledbird came in........then just cos SHE got lost in Nottingham.......SHE blamed me because I live here.......and proceeded to smack the hell out of me. MR-FB how do you cope.......he needs a medal.
Fuck off Nottingham council and policemen are idiots...no good at directions FFSEverybody else found the venue except one.....who will remain nameless.......I'll give you a clue though.....it starts with O and ends in AKEY rolleyes .
Poohbear.......do you really want to come back to Notts.......us locals spill your drinks, steal your lighters and embarress you with Barbie cakes? It was lovely to see you both and it was great chatting to you both.
Marcusso will not offer me to try and sit next to him again. 14 stone landing on top of you from a great height left him speechless for 2 mins........longer than normal for him though lol
Not long enough though Dave, sit on his face next time (on second thought, no - he'd like that :roll:
The evening was organised so I could pop out for a drink with some friends for the evening. It surpassed my expectations in numbers.........I thank you all for making the night
Dave_Notts
"Lets go upstairs and play a game of chess" lol I remember using that corny old one liner when I was still young, (=1543 years ago at least) Glad to see "retro" euphamisms coming back into vogue cool
did you find the disapering coat dave?
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did you find the disapering coat dave?

Yes he did Chipy
Quote by chipy
did you find the disapering coat dave?

OK pick on the pissed one lol
Dave_Notts
I like chess. Maybe SH could introduce a chess thing into the site.
There was a Bollywood film called the Chessplayers. All about the game and the peeps involved in adultery etc.
Quote by duncanlondon
I like chess. Maybe SH could introduce a chess thing into the site.
There was a Bollywood film called the Chessplayers. All about the game and the peeps involved in adultery etc.

try
Quote by Poohbear
Thanks Dave for a fantastic night...and the stopover.
Bloody Barbie cake ffs, bet we know who's idea that was. Looking forward to seeing everyone again some time in the future.
Here's the pic of the cake. redface

PS... Bob seems to have misplaced his Gold Zippo..it was on the kitchen table at Daves when we went to bed..not there in the morning..anyone picked it up by mistake??
PPS...Jas..what can we say mmmmm very sexy lady.

Looks like Jeremy Paxman ...
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Thank you to everyone, I had a great time and it was lovely to meet all the new faces, including some of the lovely single blokes who showed up for their first social. biggrin :wave2:

I'd also like to say a big thanks to everyone there, but particularly yourself, Jas, for being so welcoming. I did mean to PM you afterwards to say thanks in person but I've just been sooooo busy at work and at home and have hardly visited SH for the last couple of months. Anyway, thanks again, Jas and all, for making the effort to bring us 'into the circle', and for the useful words of wisdom, and I hope to see you and the others again at the 30th July munch, if not before if any mini-munches are organised.
Oh, and I'll maybe brush up on my chess for next time smile although I've got to say that Bridge used to be my main game, many many years ago, so maybe I'll bring along a pack of cards which I'm sure could find some use (tho' maybe not in a public place ;-)). Anyone for Strip Bridge?
Mr Licks xxx
Quote by freckledbird
SHE got lost in Nottingham.......SHE blamed me because I live here.......and proceeded to smack the hell out of me. MR-FB how do you cope.......he needs a medal.
Fuck off Nottingham council and policemen are idiots...no good at directions FFSDave_Notts

Anyone who takes on Nottinghams one way system is taking their life in their hands lol