This is not just a penis............

22 Mar 2005

This is a specially selected penis belonging to one of the moderators on Swinging Heaven. It melts in your mouth when you eat it.
What's the betting that M&S run out of that Belgian chocolate pudding this weekend? Why can't I fire the imagination like that? dunno

Steve

22 Mar 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
This is a specially selected penis belonging to one of the moderators on Swinging Heaven. It melts in your mouth when you eat it.
What's the betting that M&S run out of that Belgian chocolate pudding this weekend? Why can't I fire the imagination like that?
Steve

Because your not over priced, over packaged and sat in the chilled cabinet. Are you?

22 Mar 2005

Confused me, what are we talking about,, are M&S selling penises now?
John

22 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Because your not over priced, over packaged and sat in the chilled cabinet. Are you?

How do you know I'm not over packaged?? wink

Steve

22 Mar 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
Because your not over priced, over packaged and sat in the chilled cabinet. Are you?

How do you know I'm not over packaged?? wink

SteveSH is really only a village, one hears these things!!!
No seriously i would be suprised if you walked around with a plastic dish unedr you, covered in cellophane and with a cardboard sleeve telling everyone how long you should be microwaved!! course if you do thats your right!!

22 Mar 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
Why can't I fire the imagination like that?
Steve

Who says you don't :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Jas
XXX

22 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Because your not over priced, over packaged and sat in the chilled cabinet. Are you?

How do you know I'm not over packaged?? wink

SteveSH is really only a village, one hears these things!!!
No seriously i would be suprised if you walked around with a plastic dish unedr you, covered in cellophane and with a cardboard sleeve telling everyone how long you should be microwaved!! course if you do thats your right!!
Is there a use by date? :P :shock:

22 Mar 2005

:eeek: cummon, I'm getting a 60s flashback here and I'm too young to suffer one of those lol

What the heck are you on about? dunno

You're marketing your moulded prick in choccie form to M&S? When? It's past mothers day.

23 Mar 2005

Ahhh Steve what your lacking here is a picture to show how succulent and juicy this penis is :lickface: :twisted:

23 Mar 2005

Well why don't you use their marketing to your advantage? Buy all of the Belgian chocies so nobody else can have them and then you can start giving them away with Added penis for that truely mouth watering satisfication.
You could call it something tempting like Belgian chocolate penis cake. rolleyes

23 Mar 2005

Quote by Horous
Confused me, what are we talking about,, are M&S selling penises now?
John

you, me and LibraLove :?:
would anyone please care to enlighten me as to what this is about? I just looked at my penis and it doesn't seem to melt smile

23 Mar 2005

I think there may be a piccie missing otherwise I haven't a scooby what steveg_nw (or anytone else) is on about!
dunno

:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

23 Mar 2005

I'd tell you all what is happening but then I would have to eat ya! :lickface: :silly:

23 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Because your not over priced, over packaged and sat in the chilled cabinet. Are you?

Stick a label on it saying "Buy one get one free"! We all know how greedy all the ladies on SH are!
By the way... I'll give double Tesco Clubcards points with mine biggrin

Are any of you ladies messy eaters?

23 Mar 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Is there a use by date? :P :shock:

*waits for someone to mention "well past it"*
Not me though. I'd never do something like that. innocent

:mrgreen:
Sorry Steve.

23 Mar 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
This is a specially selected penis belonging to one of the moderators on Swinging Heaven. It melts in your mouth when you eat it.

Steve

Isn't that one of the symptoms of leprosy?

23 Mar 2005

Quote by easy
Is there a use by date? :P :shock:

*waits for someone to mention "well past it"*
Not me though. I'd never do something like that. innocent

:mrgreen:
Sorry Steve.
Easy,
You need to watch it, or he'll be straight round :twisted:

23 Mar 2005

Quote by marmalaid
This is a specially selected penis belonging to one of the moderators on Swinging Heaven. It melts in your mouth when you eat it.

Steve

Isn't that one of the symptoms of leprosy?

:rotflmao: