This is serious for me!!

3 Oct 2004

Ok. Now look here you lot! :notes:
You are ruining my life 'cos everytime I log into the site, that's it, I can't escape, and the rest of the day goes to pot.
This is happening with increasing frequency. Worse than that though, is the fact that I don't want to BE anywhere else, DOING anything else, Er except ............... redface

ops: :oops: :oops: . :censored:
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM?
How do you cope?
Help please.
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

3 Oct 2004

Yep....... I find even less time to go to the meets etc arranged by being here....... sort of "Catch 22" situation wink

:wink:

3 Oct 2004

I have no idea what you mean. I am not reading this while peeling potatoes in the kitchen, honest redface

Dawn :silly:

3 Oct 2004

No - I can't say I have ever suffered from this problem either.
My high post count is due to a system fault. I
rarely login in - in fact I am not here now.
Now - where is my medication?

3 Oct 2004

I wish i could say my high post count was a system error redface

Yep... know what you mean Eagerslut..... some mornings I log on here and lose a whole day that could have been spent more productively rolleyes

.... Jeez, if it wasn't for SH I'd have written three books and I would be a professor by now...... :roll:
Oh well, such is life.... I'm not in any hurry to leave today cool

8-) 8-) 8-)

3 Oct 2004

well done eagerslut i'm proud of you.
clearly some of our members are in denial on this issue, but at least you have begun to acknowledge your addiction to SH! that's the first step mate. you will learn to cope by talking through your problem with other addicts . . . erm . . . on SH . . . which can get a bit addictive too, so actually it doesn't really help in the meantime much does it? but severe cases sometimes get referred to the odd group therapy session, after which you no longer care.
neil x x x ;)

3 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
well done eagerslut i'm proud of you.
clearly some of our members are in denial on this issue, but at least you have begun to acknowledge your addiction to SH! that's the first step mate. you will learn to cope by talking through your problem with other addicts . . . erm . . . on SH . . . which can get a bit addictive too, so actually it doesn't really help in the meantime much does it? but severe cases sometimes get referred to the odd group therapy session, after which you no longer care.
neil x x x ;)

Neil - does this mean if I admit to an addiction (which I don't have) I can attend a 'group therapy' session???????????

3 Oct 2004

I can cope
I can cope
I can cope
I think ? ? rolleyes

'' medication !! Nurse my medication, now,now '' :eeek:

3 Oct 2004

Maybe I should arrange a "group therapy" session that would keep you all off SH for at least a few hours! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Oct 2004

I think we need a support group for SH addicts.......
Uhmmm...... we could call it SHAGS - Swinging Heaven Addicts Group Support.....
In fact I think Ill start a thread now. wink

3 Oct 2004

will you people stop agreeing with my wife
she will be in her element now

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Dan Solo
I can cope
I can cope
I can cope
I think ? ?
'' medication !! Nurse my medication, now,now '' :eeek:

Fancy a bit of 'joint medication' Dan???? wink

3 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Maybe I should arrange a "group therapy" session that would keep you all off SH for at least a few hours! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hours????
I'm getting on a bit-it'd take me weeks to recover!

3 Oct 2004

There's lots of Tits (tm Neilinleeds 2004) and Bollox on this thread. Don't you know that it's the Tits and Bollox that keep you here.

3 Oct 2004

Ok I give up and admit to now being in serious need of therapy too so put me down for S.H.A.G..S. please.
Does this mean that I'll have to dress up now? redface

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Thank you one and all. Seems to be a case of if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Oooooh!!:giveup: I SUBMIT. :bounce:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Fancy a bit of 'joint medication' Dan????

Still illegal, hun. Am campaigning for this though.
rolleyes

3 Oct 2004

Here we go again!
I just keep getting ready to hit the log out and you guys keep posting.
I AM NOT POSTING AGAIN TODAY OK?
Can I go now, P-L-E-A-S-E? :gagged:

3 Oct 2004

nope

3 Oct 2004

Aw SHIT

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
Fancy a bit of 'joint medication' Dan????

Still illegal, hun. Am campaigning for this though.
rolleyes

Shagging is ILLEGAL????????
OMG!!!!!!
I'm a criminal!!!!!!!

3 Oct 2004

SHIT?
I take it you mean you would like some Swinging Heaven Intensive Therapy to get you through the day???? :rascal:

3 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
SHIT?
I take it you mean you would like some Swinging Heaven Intensive Therapy to get you through the day???? :rascal:

Er ok Blue I'm reduced to a vegetative state :laughabove:
Anyway, it's all your fault lol

:lol: You and your damn party :grin:
S Swinging
H Heaven
I Intensive
T Therapy