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This is the dogs bollocks........

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Firstly, a BIG thankyou to the powers that be for running this site!!
Secondly, an even BIGGER thankyou to the people that make you feel welcome in the 'room', ( and kisses to the minx, you know who you are, that realised a couple of nights ago, that i'd never posted anything.......probably why I felt a little bit on the outside looking in!)
As you might have guessed, I am new to this site so forgive me if some of my posts are a bit naive.....apologies a many. I thought that now was about time to tell you a bit more about me......for those of you that might have chatted or emailed.....
I'm male, separated, 34 years old and live in a village east of Canterbury. I'm educated to degree level (for those who have read HarryO's post), asian, athletic, and work too bloody hard.......trying to find the balance now, lol!
This is starting to sound like a lonely hearts ad.....lol.....getting back to the point.....
To those of you that are genuinely interested in this site, I'm very sincere in my bid to be a member of your clan!
The LoveBug
........ 69position
ps and how the hell do you get those images on the left next to your post?
pps HarryO please don't do a critique of my thread......I'm new and fragile...lol
pm me and ill put you str8 on avatars images mate
if you want welcome btw
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo lol :lol: :lol:
Hi,
Although I have 'joined' the club I often just look and don't touch (my keyboard of course!)
If I can learn how to put an avatar up I'm sure anyone can, so good luck and look forward to seeing it :P In fact I love looking at everyone's pics - have I got a sad life or what?!
x
on the other hand if your shy
go to an image search engine say google image search , type in the word or phrase that appeals , ie "happy bunny" as in my current state of mind, from that you will get loads of response , especially some nice pics of a girl called bunny in various poses although i think that was when i typed naughty bunny lol dont bother going the websites just save the picture by right clicking and then clicking "save picture as " make a note of where it is saved, you are saving the google thumb nail so it wont be far off the right size sometimes they wortk fine, if it doesnt then you need to edit the size of it, it must be no more than 102 x 102 pixels high, i use a phot editor called camedia but im sure you will have something on your pc that can do this, if not pm me . then click your profile top right of this screen, scroll to bottom and click browse this opens your pc ina window, find the file click open clikc submit jobs a good un
btw no cocks or you will have jags sitting on it before you can say" im a moderator" , ooh er jags sitting on a penis, soz jags
Bloody hell you lot are quick!
Hi blue xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thank you MM39......I sent you a pm......and don't go thinking I'm shy....lol
And love2...your not sad....i'm the dunce!
The LovedUpBug xx
red comes running into thread to wave hi ands say welcome ........ wink
Hello and :welcome: from a fellow southerner wave
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btw no cocks or you will have jags sitting on it before you can say" im a moderator" , ooh er jags sitting on a penis, soz jags

I don't mind sitting on a cock - it's more than a pleasant experience actually redface
not when its on your avatar though eh jags, lol
Hiya Lovebug wave
Big welcome from me too, have fun and enjoy biggrin
Hi lovebug
Welcome :welcome: and have fun wave
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have since I started !! :doh:
Cheers Dan wink
you guys are just too good....lol
Jags.....any time babe .......
Waves (his wand...lol) frantically at daisy, redstilletto, and my semi-neighbour ssguy
xxxx to you all
The LoveBug bows with gratitude!
Hello lovebug :welcome:
Don't go bowing too low Lovebug,,, somebody might slip something in!!!! OO-er!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Have great time pissing about on the forum.. there are some good larfs to be had!!!
:welcome: boink :wanker:
lol at benz.......advice noted.....
Hi to Dan and MrFc... u can stop clenching ur buttocks now...lol
MissChief......gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxxxxx
The LoveBug
Not bowing so low with gratitude this time.......
And a big

HELLO

from me too
I'm sure you'l have lot's of fun.
Hugs, Alex x x
hi and :welcome:
mighty addictive place smile
Calista x
:welcome:
From me xx
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not when its on your avatar though eh jags, lol

:twisted: :twisted:
x xx
Calista, you are so right......this is worse than having the munchies....lol
Alexandra...hi, i'm glad 47/f isn't your boob size.....suffocation springs to mind!
givemehug.....givesuahugback xxxxx 69position
The LoveBug
....still not bowing so low...
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givemehug.....givesuahugback xxxxx 69position
The LoveBug
....still not bowing so low...

not this week lol
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MissChief......gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxxxxx


cool
Hiya lovebug and welcome to Swinging Heaven kiss
Its a madhouse but were all nice n friendly look forward to chatting to you soon
Vicky
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I........ live in a village east of Canterbury.

You live in the Netherlands confused: :?: :?: (Spoken like a true Welshman)
:welcome: Lovebug. Can't say I've seen an opening post which fits in with the nature of the Forum better. You've either been watching (very wise) or you're a natural. Either way you are very welcome.
Enjoy :!:
....i'm not saying that i'm a bum man, vicky........but i really hope i get to see yours one day for real.....ggggrrrrrrr
but seriously.......hi to you all, i'll be happy if i only get to chat to you all (but hopefully if i get to go to the london munch, i might, just might, get to meet a few of you....licks his lips!)
The LoveBug
...sod it i'll touch my toes for you guys...lol xxx
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btw no cocks or you will have jags sitting on it before you can say" im a moderator" , ooh er jags sitting on a penis, soz jags

I don't mind sitting on a cock - it's more than a pleasant experience actually redface
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2: Jags don't blush now smile
Ooooooooops redface sorry lovebug surprisedops:
Welcome to the nut house!!!!!!!!!! and straight jackets lol