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Just saw Brucie in a chatroom and he left straight away ......... hmm friends eh ....
Anyway, I stayed and talked to some guys and they were talking about record times for hand shaking your member. I wonder if there is an average time that men shake their toosh? Can it really go on for hours??
Its just a thought I had ........... honest answers only lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by corrie2010
Just saw Brucie in a chatroom and he left straight away ......... hmm friends eh ....
Anyway, I stayed and talked to some guys and they were talking about record times for hand shaking your member. I wonder if there is an average time that men shake their toosh? Can it really go on for hours??
Its just a thought I had ........... honest answers only lol :lol: :lol:

errmm you should watch cams more,there is one fellow is always on always doing it no matter what time of day,i was also talking to someone the other night so flicked his cam on out of politeness...errm honestly..... this was about 10pm...logged in in the morning at about 6:30 and he was still there
on a personal note i wouldnt know its not something i do innocent and if i did i wouldnt be timing myself or counting strokes :lol:
Go and time yourself then right now lol :lol: :lol:
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Go and time yourself then right now lol :lol: :lol:

does it count if i get perks to do it for me ?
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Go and time yourself then right now lol :lol: :lol:

does it count if i get perks to do it for me ? oh yes definately :lol:
lol well i just couldnt see me sitting fiddling for hours and hours I would get cramp in my fingers :lol:
Quote by corrie2010
This just came up and thought I would ask

Awwwwww I thought it was a thread about vomit sad
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This just came up and thought I would ask

Awwwwww I thought it was a thread about vomit sad
blink oh I dont do bulmia ........... lol
Quote by Kaznkev
This just came up and thought I would ask

Awwwwww I thought it was a thread about vomit sad
try the room :giggle:
? Is that not the dodgy set of 70's films where they all shag their Mums Dads Sisters Brothers and anyone else that moves? I wouldn't know I never watched it 200 times when I was a teenager.
Obviously it becomes something you can do for that length of time. But they can't keep orgasming.
Must be tantric wanking............
I don't know what all this talk about wanking is about - this is suppose to be a Site to meet people on so you don't need to wank on your own.
Plim wink
Quote by Kaznkev
its only the last 5 seconds im interested in lol

Funnily enough Kaz, it's the last few seconds I'm interested in as well. ;)
Corrie, you're asking how long the prelude is? Well, if I'm knocking one out in, let's say, purely for the sake of example, the toilet at work, well naturally we're talking a rapid half a minute tops. ((( Don't all point and laugh? You show me a man who claims never to have choked his chicken at work, I'll show you a liar! :lol: ))) If I had a bit more time to devote to the whole spanking the monkey thing, well I might actually start counting in minutes, but at the end of the day, it's not called a quick one off the wrist for nowt! We learn these techniques at a fairly young age dontcha know. :lol: ;)
Incidentally, while we're on the subject, has anyone heard even half the euphemisms for strangling badgers on website, cos noone in their right mind would use more than about, oh, three or so of 'em, would they? Unless I've led a very sheltered life? confused
N x x x ;)
Course you are not and you know it wink ......... will write out 100 times must be careful what I say ........ lol :lol:
corrie is this a new research project your on lol
allen x
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Course you are not and you know it wink ......... will write out 100 times must be careful what I say ........ lol :lol:

Well that`s ok then .....just me getting the wrong end of the stick again !!:lol:
poke sillyoke: :poke:
I thought you meant when blokes go to the loo dunno