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Dawnie - I bet your waffles are gorgeous !!! Has Ian tried a fried egg on them ??
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Quote by Dawnie
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I'm not too sure which way to take it redface

S'pose that depends if you've got any lube :rascal:
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Quote by Dawnie
I'm just waffling now aren't I redface

You keep waffling hun - there's nothing wrong with your waffles cool
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I'm not too sure which way to take that surprisedops:
Hmmmmmm 8-)
Now where did I put my drizzler?
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Quote by McrM4M-pvtOK
I'm just waffling now aren't I redface

You keep waffling hun - there's nothing wrong with your waffles cool
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I'm not too sure which way to take that surprisedops:
Hmmmmmm 8-)
Now where did I put my drizzler?

That is brilliant :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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I'm surprised you haven't changed your avatar yet Mrs :lol2:
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I'm surprised you haven't changed your avatar yet Mrs :lol2:

She's waiting for the kids to help her operate the computerator thingy wotsit, far too complicated wink
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
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I'm surprised you haven't changed your avatar yet Mrs :lol2:

She's waiting for the kids to help her operate the computerator thingy wotsit, far too complicated wink
ohhh she's going to kill you when she see that....:lol2:
or actually when the kids let her on the 'puter and tell her about it :rotflmao:
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Quote by poshkate
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I'm surprised you haven't changed your avatar yet Mrs :lol2:

She's waiting for the kids to help her operate the computerator thingy wotsit, far too complicated wink
ohhh she's going to kill you when she see that....:lol2:
or actually when the kids let her on the 'puter and tell her about it :rotflmao:
She won't, she only lives at the end of my street but she can't work out how to switch on the satnav and find me biggrin
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She won't, she only lives at the end of my street but she can't work out how to switch on the satnav and find me biggrin

or that's what she tells you innocent
I'm staying out of this now cos I'm sure I'll get all the blame :giggle: :whistling:
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Quote by poshkate

She won't, she only lives at the end of my street but she can't work out how to switch on the satnav and find me biggrin

or that's what she tells you innocent

Dam you beat me too it....... rolleyes
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She won't, she only lives at the end of my street but she can't work out how to switch on the satnav and find me biggrin

or that's what she tells you innocent

Dam you beat me too it....... rolleyes
Never been too quick have you?
(well, except when you :wanker: ,apparently)
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Quote by meat2pleaseu

She won't, she only lives at the end of my street but she can't work out how to switch on the satnav and find me biggrin

or that's what she tells you innocent

Dam you beat me too it....... rolleyes
Never been too quick have you?
(well, except when you :wanker: ,apparently)
hey mr hare don't you go dissing mr tortoise.... :roll:
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Would you mind not talking about me please, I'm offended sad
I might take my nipples elsewhere to play with now evil
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Quote by Dawnie
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I'm just waffling now aren't I redface

YES but you do it so well :giggle:
Sex God
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Quote by Try2
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I'm just waffling now aren't I redface

YES but you do it so well :giggle:
Don't you start Try :kick:
You know what I'm going to say next time I'm in chatting don't you??? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Quote by Dawnie
Would you mind not talking about me please, I'm offended sad
I might take my nipples elsewhere to play with now evil

awwww :(
sweetie I was only having a :giggle:
sorry hun....I love your nips
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Quote by Dawnie
I might take my nipples elsewhere to play with now evil

Did I hear Dawnies Nipples?? confused :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
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Did I hear Dawnies Nipples?? confused :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

You'd have a job, they don't talk :lol2: :lol2:
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Quote by Dawnie

Did I hear Dawnies Nipples?? confused :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

You'd have a job, they don't talk :lol2: :lol2:
No, but they do cause a sonic boom when they erect quickly! :P
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No, but they do cause a sonic boom when they erect quickly! :P

this is a BAN thread and not a BANG thread
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Quote by Try2
No, but they do cause a sonic boom when they erect quickly! :P

this is a BAN thread and not a BANG thread
Very true indeed. This has gone so far away from the original thread I have gone dizzy. :shock:
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Quote by Dawnie
Would you mind not talking about me please, I'm offended sad
I might take my nipples elsewhere to play with now evil

Sorry Dawnie
Want me to come round and kiss them better? kiss
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Quote by Try2
No, but they do cause a sonic boom when they erect quickly! :P

this is a BAN thread and not a BANG thread
Oi you two, behave :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Sorry Dawnie
Want me to come round and kiss them better? kiss

No mad
Yes confused
No :kick:
Maybe :rascal:
Let me think about that :giggle:
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Quote by Dawnie
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You'd have a job, they don't talk :lol2: :lol2:

Only 'cos they can't get a bloody word in. :lol2:
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You'd have a job, they don't talk :lol2: :lol2:

Only 'cos they can't get a bloody word in. :lol2:
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Sod off, I don't talk that much :gagged:
Not always anyway redface
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Quote by Dawnie
No, but they do cause a sonic boom when they erect quickly! :P

this is a BAN thread and not a BANG thread
Oi you two, behave :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Sorry Dawnie
Want me to come round and kiss them better? kiss

No mad
Yes confused
No :kick:
Maybe :rascal:
Let me think about that :giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao::rotflmao: