The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end? A death. What's that - A Bonus?!?!
The Life cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Then you go to live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy and go collect your persion.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You then work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink far too much alcohol, you party, stay up late and get ready for school.
You then go to secondary and primary school, become a kid, you play and have no responsibilities. You then become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, Spa, Room Service on tap.
Finally you finish off as an Orgasm!!!!
Amen.
Samir Parekh
Fred
