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Sir Lee was browsing the forums this morning and was rather upset when he realised he hadn't been certified by anyone :cry: lol
As he is out and about this afternoon I thought I'd come in here and ask for all your help.
What can he be certified in (apart from insane and an old git...:lol2smile and is anyone willing to certify him.
Answers on a postcard please lol lol
OMG he's gonna kill me when he gets home :shock: :giggle:
Kaz goes off to see if her passport is up to date and if there any flights available this afternoon
Officially bonkers ............... certified by Blonde
see the Derby thread !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Officially bonkers ............... certified by Blonde
see the Derby thread !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

rotflmao rotflmao nice one
Off to the shops.......come on peeps, help us out here biggrin PLEASE
Awww im not Certified ......mybe certifieable .
Who will certifiey me lol
yes good question .. and what perks do you get for being certified .. do you get stamps with it :giggle:
DD
I'm not certified but H is (well she's certifiable - Oooohhhh she's gonna kill me for that :grinsmile
But I am approved..........cos I went to an Approved school..
cos a bloke in a white wig sent me there :shock:
Officially Certified as a cutie by Amber wink
Quote by kazswallows
Sir Lee was browsing the forums this morning and was rather upset when he realised he hadn't been certified by anyone :cry: lol
Kaz goes off to see if her passport is up to date and if there any flights available this afternoon

How's about
SirLee - not save to be around scaffolding. Certified by HLB - AKA "Car Crash" :giggle:
SirLee....
Nice Bloke from Up North Certified by MikeC
Mwahhhhhhh thanks for all the ideas smile
Sexysteph - he got enough practice at Marcuso's :shock: lol
Amber - :giggle: I can see him blushing at being called cute ;)
HLB - you'll never let him live that down will you rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
MikeC - Nice!!! hehehe, maybe ;) sometimes smile
So all in all he's >>>>>>
A nice, cute, unsafe, snoggable bonker :shock: lol lol lol
passionkiss for your help/rewards (those that want them smile, those that don't well I'll just have to send Lee round in my place lol lol lol lol )
:dry: I wanna be certified too!!
loon
SirLee and for Darkfire :-
Certified by Sarah as good snog
A nice, cute, unsafe, snoggable bonker :shock: lol lol lol
Thats about it :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sir Lee certified gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous
Darkfire certified Bonkers
hows that lol
Quote by Vicky_uk
Sir Lee certified gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous
Darkfire certified Bonkers
hows that lol

rotflmao rotflmao hardly likley to help me get a shag though is it?! lol
and for SirLee - along the same lines as Vicky:
SirLee certified Phhwooaarrr! (adjust spelling as appropriate!)
Quote by Vicky_uk
Sir Lee certified gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous
Darkfire certified Bonkers
hows that lol
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yoo hooo did you miss me :cry:
Quote by debz4u
Sir Lee certified gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous
Darkfire certified Bonkers
hows that lol
.
yoo hooo did you miss me :cry:
ok hun hows this (word play on your avatar ;))...certified my myself of course
Probably the best boobs in the world biggrin
Keep the ideas coming in.........kiss
Vicky and Darkfire what has he bribed you with for those certification :shock: lol lol lol
I have never been certified either :cry:
Shaz x
Quote by debz4u
Sir Lee certified gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous
Darkfire certified Bonkers
hows that lol
.
yoo hooo did you miss me :cry:
Certified as not liking baggy black boxers: by Phoenix
and having suckable nips
And I am certified confused: confused: confused:
Note to self Don't think out loud
I go out for the day and look what happens were you bored or did you think i haven't embarrassed Lee for a while
just for that i have hid your toy box and if you think you can get round me with blast and hump you are dead right
I'm all redface redface redface now
thanks for the certifications i will have a think and update Sig
you all must be thinking of someone else
I am the shy one that sits in the corner innocent
come say hello some time

in the meantime kaz is still in trouble .......get off the floor woman .....oooooohhhhh on second thoughts dont aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
saying that... I don't think i have been certified by anyone either.....sad
for Sir Lee.... can i certify him as looking like the only "gay in the village" at the yorkie munch in his lovely police uniform.....
sean xxxxx
What about this one.....?
"Sir Lee - Certified SH's official Nick Knowles look-a-like"
Kaz, what time is your flight, and is there any seats left? bolt bolt bolt
Quote by smokerjim
What about this one.....?
"Sir Lee - Certified SH's official Nick Knowles look-a-like"
Kaz, what time is your flight, and is there any seats left? bolt bolt bolt

OMG you are sooooooooooooooooo dead, couldnt stop laughing
And I've got to admit, you are spot on lol lol

I'm in the air at the moment but there's a flight out of Heathrow in 2 hours, if you rush you'll catch it before Lee gets there......... lol lol lol
Quote by kazswallows
What about this one.....?
"Sir Lee - Certified SH's official Nick Knowles look-a-like"
Kaz, what time is your flight, and is there any seats left? bolt bolt bolt

OMG you are sooooooooooooooooo dead, couldnt stop laughing
And I've got to admit, you are spot on lol lol

I'm in the air at the moment but there's a flight out of Heathrow in 2 hours, if you rush you'll catch it before Lee gets there......... lol lol lol
If you don't think that picture shows Sir Lee Knowles in his best light try this....... rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao :angel: ( oh TF - I died laughing before Lee got his hands on me!!!! )
Certified in no way even a tiny bit Italian. (yeah right)
I would like to certify all of you as totally and utterly nuts
Certified by SirLee
So how do you get Certified then?
Please do tell biggrin
Shaz x
Quote by debz4u
Sir Lee certified gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgeous
Darkfire certified Bonkers
hows that lol
.
yoo hooo did you miss me :cry:
awwwwwwww hunni
Debz your certified as sexy wink
OK OK …………………. ALL certification applicants form an orderly queue, (I’ve got a badge you know) :small-print:
Right then, who’s first hump hump hump
Oh bugger …………………… anyone got any ink for me stamp pad??? redface redface redface