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Three wishes (the adult version)

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If you had three wishes of a sexual nature, what would you wish for?
I would wish for a weekend of utter debauchery with a certain person from this site whom I happen to be ever so slightly *cough* in lust with (I'm bashful - where's Sarah and her Valentines thread?)... Wish number two would be for a big case full of sexy toys to amuse myself (and others) with... Wish number three would be to be able to cross lots of things off my naughty to do list in the not too distant future.
Go on - wish away... :angel: :evil2:
Quote by noladreams30
I would wish for a weekend of utter debauchery with a certain person from this site whom I happen to be ever so slightly *cough* in lust with

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I would wish to be the feeling at the point of an excellent mindblowing body rocking orgasm at will
Wishes 2 & 3 i'm afraid are to health and wealth - about 2 billion quid would see me.
Quote by Lost
I would wish to be the feeling at the point of an excellent mindblowing body rocking orgasm at will
Wishes 2 & 3 i'm afraid are to health and wealth - about 2 billion quid would see me.

Oi... see OP - wishes of a "sexual nature" rolleyes
Now, spill Losty... let's have more naughty stuff - health and wealth wishes are too obvious.
I would wish to be the centrepiece of a gangbang consisting of myself and women with strapons, I would love to have a fuckbuddy into fetish and to be pushed further out of my comfort zone.
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Three more of Silky please

Awwwwwwww... how cute are you?! kiss
I'd like:
1) Enough willpower to make it to bed before midnight so that I'm not too tired to have a ladywank.
2) A hot night of nonsense with a certain person who I also lust after here. :rascal:
3) Another three wishes! :mrgreen:
I'd like:
An all girl orgy :twisted:
A night of pvc-clad, fetish ridden no holds barred horny sex
My first DP redface
Quote by noladreams30
(I'm bashful - where's Sarah and her Valentines thread?)...

It will be available as normal, a little near the time, however if you want to pm your verse / poem/ etc early please feel free to do so.
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1. To attend a forum-fest where attendance is compulsory for all the gorgeous Forum posters, there are free drinks available, clothing must either be provocative or debauched and random snogging and all other kinds of naughtiness actively encouraged. NOT, I repeat NOT to be hosted by Jeremy Kyle.
2. Have my own island somewhere warm and the airline to get there so everyone would know where to come for their holidays. (Free travel and accommodation for members of SH with erotic intentions)
3. For snogging to be absolutely compulsory before swinging. Sometimes it's like trying to get a car to go 50 miles an hour, when you haven't even turned the ignition.
I refuse to name names of the gorgeous people I have in mind as I am shy and retiring, suffice to say if you've seen our name in your profile views recently or chatted to me, or know that I've been unable to speak properly while viewing your photo's then it's a pretty good bet you are one of the (un)fortunate group! ;-)
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1. To attend a forum-fest where attendance is compulsory for all the gorgeous Forum posters, there are free drinks available, clothing must either be provocative or debauched and random snogging and all other kinds of naughtiness actively encouraged. NOT, I repeat NOT to be hosted by Jeremy Kyle.
2. Have my own island somewhere warm and the airline to get there so everyone would know where to come for their holidays. (Free travel and accommodation for members of SH with erotic intentions)
3. For snogging to be absolutely compulsory before swinging. Sometimes it's like trying to get a car to go 50 miles an hour, when you haven't even turned the ignition.
I refuse to name names of the gorgeous people I have in mind as I am shy and retiring, suffice to say if you've seen our name in your profile views recently or chatted to me, or know that I've been unable to speak properly while viewing your photo's then it's a pretty good bet you are one of the (un)fortunate group! ;-)

everyone goes off to check the names of 'last viewed' in their profile!!
for me hmmmm this is a tough one......
i would like to snog some of the delicious ladies on here, whom i havent had the chance to snog/havent met yet. passionkiss
would like to be in a gang bang with several forumites :rascal:
i would like to be able to orgasm sooooo much easier than i do now! Instead of it being pot luck if i do or dont, or taking that long to get there that Cornoation Street has finished and i have to go back to paying attention wink lol
Quote by Bonedigger
i would like to snog some of the delicious ladies on here, whom i havent had the chance to snog/havent met yet. passionkiss

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Can I change my 3rd one?
I'd like to live somewhere remote with lots of private land just ripe for outdoor fun and games :twisted:
I had no idea which to list, but the three that made it are;
1. To have not left the cabin crew in the hot-tub and returned to my wife. I am sure she would have understood?
2. To have more time for fun.
3. To share W just once with one of her/my buddies. OK far more than once!
1. To be able to orgasm as frequently and easily as I want to.
2. To become part of a large group of like-minded people who regularly indulge in free-for-all fuck-fests.
3. To develop a friendship with a lady or couple who we can have sex with on a regular basis as well as 'vanilla' activities.
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everyone goes off to check the names of 'last viewed' in their profile!!

For some Mrs B, there's no need to check... ;-)
I do like what you and Mrs Goggins put... I'd happily take any of those too...
Quote by Resonance

everyone goes off to check the names of 'last viewed' in their profile!!

For some Mrs B, there's no need to check...;-)
I do like what you and Mrs Goggins put... I'd happily take any of those too...
redface surprisedops: :oops: LOL i didnt expect to see your name on my list lol
Quote by Mrsgoggins
1. To be able to orgasm as frequently and easily as I want to.
2. To become part of a large group of like-minded people who regularly indulge in free-for-all fuck-fests.
3. To develop a friendship with a lady or couple who we can have sex with on a regular basis as well as 'vanilla' activities.

Sounds like my idea of 3 wishes biggrin
Can I have three more dirty wishes please? :twisted:
Can I have three more dirty wishes please? :twisted:
Can I have three more dirty wishes please? :twisted:
I've been thinking very carefully about my wishes. After all, they always go wrong in the films so I don't want to be too hasty. confused
Here's my first one:
As Mrs C has now mastered the art of the 'multiple' orgasm, I want to be able to do it too! cool
Can I just wish for sex? Three times. Well, more if it's on offer lol
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Can I just wish for sex? Three times. Well, more if it's on offer lol

It's always on offer :swingingchair:
Can I wish for lust
And I wish for a certain fantasy to come true
And I wish For a few more wishes.
mmmmm I cant think of my 3 top wishes, theres so many of them
Quote by Crashnnix
Can I just wish for sex? Three times. Well, more if it's on offer lol

It's always on offer :swingingchair:
:lol: you'd think that on here, wouldn't you?
1. For G to be able to have multiple orgasms (it's ultra rare in males isn't it?)
Otherwise mine would be exactly as Mrs Goggins wrote, she had the right idea biggrin
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My three sexual wishes are:
1. Stop being a wimp and get out there and do it!
2. Stike a few things off my 'to do' list in the not so near future (but need number 1 wish to come true first), and
3. Visit Resonance's island for a month or two and take a few people of here along with me, to keep me company :twisted: