Well here I am ready to dance on the hot coals for you all!
Im young, dum and full of......... fun!
Im Jason, 25 and living down here in the grey wilderness of Portsmouth. Is it me or are people up north just far more up for it?? Seems to be loads of uninhibited peeps in cheshire and beyond but i just cant seem to find those like-minded bodies down this way.
I could be wrong though, perhaps I just cant see the trees for all the WOODIES!!!
Get ya fig leafs off n let me know what happens down here in the dirrrrty south, an on the swinging scene in general
Cheeeers guys, i know you'l see me right!
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Not quite sure what to make of that for a first post
Bev
Not quite sure what to make of that for a first post
Bev
Sex God
Move about 300 miles north.
That should help!
:giggle:
That should help!
:giggle:
see what i mean? i get two answers, one from scotland and the other from sheffield!! all the good girls live up north!
Im not sure what to make of that for a first post either, perhaps i should have rea the swinging manual first. Dam me, always breaking those un-spoken codes!!
A warm welcome from a cold scotland!!
Im not sure what to make of that for a first post either, perhaps i should have rea the swinging manual first. Dam me, always breaking those un-spoken codes!!
A warm welcome from a cold scotland!!
Sorry guys, ive just spent 6 weeks down-under (some girl?? i wish!!) and its sent me abit MAD. Ive lost every inhibition and cant stop calling out whatevers in my head now.
but i did learn that to be an extrovert is the only way, sorry if it un-nerves anybody (as if!!!!)
The only side-effect has been that ive developed sexual turetes syndrome - I keep wanting to bonk everything i see and i cant stop myself from letting everyone know too.
Anyway, matrons just said my 10 minutes on the computer is up
but i did learn that to be an extrovert is the only way, sorry if it un-nerves anybody (as if!!!!)
The only side-effect has been that ive developed sexual turetes syndrome - I keep wanting to bonk everything i see and i cant stop myself from letting everyone know too.
Anyway, matrons just said my 10 minutes on the computer is up
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
see what i mean? i get two answers, one from scotland and the other from sheffield!! all the good girls live up north!
I OBJECT TO THIS COMMENT! I'm from oop north and I am NOT a good girl
:twisted:Good point MQ!!!!!!
I am not a good girl!!!!!
Quite, I think you need a good seeing.. I mean telling off
Sex God
all the good girls live up north
But we're only good because we're bad :twisted:
Bev
xx
Quote by HungryP
see what i mean? i get two answers, one from scotland and the other from sheffield!! all the good girls live up north!
I OBJECT TO THIS COMMENT! I'm from oop north and I am NOT a good girl
:twisted:Good point MQ!!!!!!
I am not a good girl!!!!!
Quite, I think you need a good seeing.. I mean telling off
Is that an offer? :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by GoldenGun_25
yeah, is abit to up norf for my liking mush, but dant worry lover babes, coz im a geezer innit and wiv my new xr3i look-a-like ill just go darn the fair in pick up abit of taste innit!!
well if that was an attempt to be authentically northern, wellsorry, but it was piss poor. unless you count essex as up norf?
we talk proper oop 'ere dontcha know?neil x x x ;)
Hello there GoldenGun 
Welcome to the forums, you're already settling in so no need to say that then
Oh and if you live in North Portsmouth, then you're more northern than me, otherwise we're just neighbours! But hey, don't worry, the travelling isn't that bad once you're used to it ........ providing you don't hit Birmingham, during the Friday rush hour, in the middle of a big storm and if you do, make sure you're not eating a big bag of kettle chips while stationary, they make a huge mess when a clap of thunder makes you drop em :roll: (same applies to a bacon and egg sandwich!)
Anyway, have fun :D
Welcome to the forums, you're already settling in so no need to say that then
Oh and if you live in North Portsmouth, then you're more northern than me, otherwise we're just neighbours! But hey, don't worry, the travelling isn't that bad once you're used to it
........ providing you don't hit Birmingham, during the Friday rush hour, in the middle of a big storm and if you do, make sure you're not eating a big bag of kettle chips while stationary, they make a huge mess when a clap of thunder makes you drop em :roll: (same applies to a bacon and egg sandwich!)Anyway, have fun :D
