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Thunderbirds, the movie.
Orgasminator
Dunno about biggest 'bit of wood' but you can rest assured Parker was a dirty old man in later life, dont all old men wear Parkers, or is that raincoats lol 
Sex God
Quote by dali lamaJeff Tracey had a 54321 :shock:
Which one of the original cast had the biggest 'Bit of wood' ? (my monies on Brains or Parker) not sure about Parker though, he had a big car...........
Lady Penelope has to be one of the sexiest puppets of all time. She was based on Gerry Andersons wife Silvia, who did the voiceover and what a sexy accent she had. I bet Penelope and Parker had some kind of S&M relationship going on. He was always servile obeying her commands. Yep she was definately the 'top' in that relationship. She probably fancied a bit of rough and I bet he was hung like a donkey - lets face it he wasn't much of a looker so he must had had something going for him 
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. Sex God
Quote by dali lamaJeff Tracey had a 54321 :shock:
Which one of the original cast had the biggest 'Bit of wood' ? (my monies on Brains or Parker) not sure about Parker though, he had a big car...........
i thought that was manfred mann? but was it inches or centimeters?
May as well hang for a sheep as for a lamb; Call it meteres!
Can we do some Thunderbirds innuendo now, like Alan changing to horizontal flight after only 30 seconds of maximum thrust?
Sex God
Quote by Lovecommando
Lady Penelope has to be one of the sexiest puppets of all time. She was based on Gerry Andersons wife Silvia, who did the voiceover and what a sexy accent she had. I bet Penelope and Parker had some kind of S&M relationship going on. He was always servile obeying her commands. Yep she was definately the 'top' in that relationship. She probably fancied a bit of rough and I bet he was hung like a donkey - lets face it he wasn't much of a looker so he must had had something going for him
Lady Penelope: "Parker?"
Parker: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my coat."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: "Parker?"
P: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my dress."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: "Parker?"
Pr: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my bra."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: "Parker?"
P: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my knickers."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: And Parker?"
P: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "If I catch you wearing my clothes again you're fcuking sacked!"
P: "
Yes, M'lady." 
Orgasminator
Classic, old but still good.
The WHOOSH Man
The WHOOSH Man
Sex God
Bonus point for anyone who knows Penelope's full name. And NO googling!
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Bonus point for anyone who knows Penelope's full name. And NO googling!
Wood
it be Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward by any chance?And do I get a
for googling? :twisted: Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Bonus point for anyone who knows Penelope's full name. And NO googling!
Wood
it be Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward by any chance?And do I get a
for googling? :twisted: The :smackbottom: IS the bonus point! Guess you'd better have two
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Sex God
That smackbottom smiley: Can anyone tell me what the weapon is? It looks a bit like an Oscar.
Orgasminator
Maybe a red hot poker or a branch from a tree 
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The WHOOSH Man
: The WHOOSH Man
Sex God
Mmmmmmmm so Oscar is gonna spank me twice as well? I'd better :moon: and take my punishment like a woman then ;)
Quote by Ice Pie
Lady Penelope has to be one of the sexiest puppets of all time. She was based on Gerry Andersons wife Silvia, who did the voiceover and what a sexy accent she had. I bet Penelope and Parker had some kind of S&M relationship going on. He was always servile obeying her commands. Yep she was definately the 'top' in that relationship. She probably fancied a bit of rough and I bet he was hung like a donkey - lets face it he wasn't much of a looker so he must had had something going for him
Lady Penelope: "Parker?"
Parker: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my coat."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: "Parker?"
P: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my dress."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: "Parker?"
Pr: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my bra."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: "Parker?"
P: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my knickers."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: And Parker?"
P: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "If I catch you wearing my clothes again you're fcuking sacked!"
P: "
Yes, M'lady."I bet she loved it whilst Parker knobbed her in Tranny mode. What a kinky bitch she was!
Quote by Ice Pie
Lady Penelope: "Parker?"
Parker: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my coat.
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: "Parker?"
P: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my dress."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: "Parker?"
Pr: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my bra."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: "Parker?"
P: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "Take off my knickers."
P: "Yes, M'lady."
LP: And Parker?"
P: "Yes, M'lady?"
LP: "If I catch you wearing my clothes again you're fcuking sacked!"
P: "
Always reminds me of this:
While serving in Germany, during winter.
Col (to his driver, in v upperclass cavalry officer voice) "Jackson, Parker"
Driver (in a v good Parker voice) "Yus, M'Lady"
RSM "Jackson, take five" (Extra guard duties)
We pissed our pants. Colonel's drivers don't do "duties"
We pissed our
Orgasminator
As a very young child, many many years ago, lol.
I tried and tried to work out what F.A.B stood for, in the end the closest I could think of was "Funderbirds Are Brill"
I was soooooo disapointed to find out in later life it stood for FAB, which happened to be a very common saying of the day :cry:
I tried and tried to work out what F.A.B stood for, in the end the closest I could think of was "Funderbirds Are Brill"
I was soooooo disapointed to find out in later life it stood for FAB, which happened to be a very common saying of the day :cry:
Sex God
Quote by piercedJon
As a very young child, many many years ago, lol.
I tried and tried to work out what F.A.B stood for, in the end the closest I could think of was "Funderbirds Are Brill"
I was soooooo disapointed to find out in later life it stood for FAB, which happened to be a very common saying of the day :cry:
I always thought it meant Fearless And Brave, but Sylvia Anderson denies this on the "Thunderbird 6" video. She says it doesn't mean anything, just sounded cool at the time.
Gerry Anderson Anoraks' Pop quiz:
1. What does S.I.G. stand for? (Captain Scarlet)
2. What does W.I.N. stand for? (Joe 90)
3. Which real-life astronauts were the Thunderbirds pilots named after? (A point for each, total 5)
4. What is Brains' full name?
5. What was the name of Fireball XL5's pilot?
6. What was the title of Anderson's first "Supermarionation" show?
7. Where is the submarine Stingray based?
8. Which actor has had major roles in an Anderson puppet show AND an Anderson live action show? (A point for the actor and a point each for the two characters)
9. What is the registration number of Lady Penelope's Rolls Royce?
10. What type of vehicle is Thunderbird 6?
Please have a go, cos I don't want to be the only saddo who knows.
Ice
Orgasminator
Gerry Anderson Anoraks' Pop quiz:
1. What does S.I.G. stand for? (Captain Scarlet)
Spectum is green
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6. What was the title of Anderson's first "Supermarionation" show?
Marine boy? Or was that live action?
10. What type of vehicle is Thunderbird 6?
A Propellor plane... cant remember the type.
1. What does S.I.G. stand for? (Captain Scarlet)
Spectum is green
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6. What was the title of Anderson's first "Supermarionation" show?
Marine boy? Or was that live action?
10. What type of vehicle is Thunderbird 6?
A Propellor plane... cant remember the type.
Sex God
Quote by piercedJon
Gerry Anderson Anoraks' Pop quiz:
1. What does S.I.G. stand for? (Captain Scarlet)
Spectum is green CORRECT
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6. What was the title of Anderson's first "Supermarionation" show?
Marine boy? Or was that live action?
Marine boy was a cartoon.
10. What type of vehicle is Thunderbird 6?
A Propellor plane... cant remember the type. CORRECT. A Tiger Moth biplane
2 points to Jon
Quote by Ice Pie
Gerry Anderson Anoraks' Pop quiz:
1. What does S.I.G. stand for? (Captain Scarlet)
2. What does W.I.N. stand for? (Joe 90)
3. Which real-life astronauts were the Thunderbirds pilots named after? (A point for each, total 5)
4. What is Brains' full name?
5. What was the name of Fireball XL5's pilot?
6. What was the title of Anderson's first "Supermarionation" show?
7. Where is the submarine Stingray based?
8. Which actor has had major roles in an Anderson puppet show AND an Anderson live action show? (A point for the actor and a point each for the two characters)
9. What is the registration number of Lady Penelope's Rolls Royce?
10. What type of vehicle is Thunderbird 6?
Please have a go, cos I don't want to be the only saddo who knows.
Ice
1 Spectrum is Green
2 World Intelligence Network
3Scott Carpenter, Virgil "Gus" Grissom, Alan B. Shepard, Jr., Leroy Gordon Cooper, Jr. and John Glenn
4 Hiram K. Hackenbacker
5 Steve Zodiac
6 Supercar
7Marineville?
8 Shane Rimmer (Scott Tracy & Narrator in Space 1999 The Documentary?)
9 FAB 1
10 Tigermoth Airplane
Sex God
Quote by Calista
1 Spectrum is Green Correct but Jon beat you to it
2 World Intelligence Network CORRECT
3Scott Carpenter, Virgil "Gus" Grissom, Alan B. Shepard, Jr., Leroy Gordon Cooper, Jr. and John Glenn ALL 5 CORRECT
4 Hiram K. Hackenbacker CORRECT
5 Steve Zodiac CORRECT
6 Supercar CORRECT
7Marineville? CORRECT
8 Shane Rimmer (Scott Tracy & Narrator in Space 1999 The Documentary?) I didn't know that. No, that's not the answer I'm looking for.
9 FAB 1 CORRECT
10 Tigermoth Airplane Correct, but pipped by Jon again
11 points! A true anorak, my hat's off to you.
Just need the answers to question 8 now:
8. Which actor has had major roles in an Anderson puppet show AND an Anderson live action show? (A point for the actor and a point each for the two characters)
Popping back to the topic here, about who had the biggest wood.... well I could tell you that the young tracey boy stuck out on thunderbird 5 the satellite station would probably have the most highly polished wood of the family!!!
Stuck out there all day nout more to do than crack one off surely???
Stuck out there all day nout more to do than crack one off surely???
Sex God
Benz,
I have passed your comment on to the relevant authority, and have received the following reply:
I have passed your comment on to the relevant authority, and have received the following reply:
Thank you for your inquiry. Unfortunately the Gerry Anderson Appreciation Society has no information on the masurbatory habits of the Tracey boys. We're not even sure if they are anatomically correct. However, you may be interested to know that we will shortly be previewing Sylvia's new movie, Penelope Does Peterborough, and we are assured that anatomical correctness is the main feature of the show. We would be honoured if you could join us.
F.A.B.
Quote by Ice Pie
Benz,
I have passed your comment on to the relevant authority, and have received the following reply:
Thank you for your inquiry. Unfortunately the Gerry Anderson Appreciation Society has no information on the masurbatory habits of the Tracey boys. We're not even sure if they are anatomically correct. However, you may be interested to know that we will shortly be previewing Sylvia's new movie, Penelope Does Peterborough, and we are assured that anatomical correctness is the main feature of the show. We would be honoured if you could join us.
F.A.B.
Is she having a bukkake session then?
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