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Tim, Steve, and Mars.......are they real?!

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Is it a conspiracy?!

I see dead people.....sometimes they speak to me............
Tim, Steve and Mars, are in fact Clare, Jaz, and Venus...be very afraid
In a box under the bed to be poked with a stick occassionally
They do exist, but are completely surpressed by those women
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Unknown User
Well i really dont know half the time to tell you the truth,i am a gemini so maybe hes my alter ego,
But we have great sex so that cant just be in my mind,can it?? confused
Ahhh theres the kids,phew he does exist,thank god for that,not quite ready for the institution yet lol :lol:
I voted for under the bed,best place for em sometimes lolololol :shock:
Clare,xxx
:haha:
Unknown User
Hardy bloody ha.
You women really are a strange breed,but hey us men love ya. lol
Yes i am real,or maybe i really am Clares(check the spelling of Clare everyone,no i in it)imaginary friend :lol: :shock: rolleyes
Is she a schitzo,who knows some of the time loon
A very real Steve,xxx :twisted:
VenusnMars
Sex God
Sorry, I spot the spelling after the poll went up. Can`t alter the poll questions myself though.............and Clare, you can stop speaking with that deep voice now, you haven`t fooled anyone! wink
Funnily enough, I voted box under the bed too!
sussexguy
Orgasminator
What if it were the other way round and Clare, Venus and Jas don't exist and are really Steve, Mars and Tim :shock:
VenusnMars
Sex God
Not an option, or I wouldn`t be posting.
I`d be sat indoors playing with myself all day...........oh.........hangon......I do that anyway! confused
Venusxxx
Unknown User
Quote by sussexguy
What if it were the other way round and Clare, Venus and Jas don't exist and are really Steve, Mars and Tim :shock:

Very valid point there!
Quote by Venus or is it really Mars
Not an option, or I wouldn`t be posting.

Yes but Venus is it really you.
Steve,or is it Clare being Steve,being Clare :silly: loon :rascal: :undecided:
xxx
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve
Yes but Venus is it really you.

Sometimes they speak to me......the voices! MAKE THEM STOP!!
Mother.......I can`t hear, where are you mother.........
:uhoh:
Venusxxx
gilbert
Orgasminator
What about Daz N Lou, they are also a single sign in so called couple!!
very strange
Gilbert
Slydewhoosh
Orgasminator
One can only presume that the box people enjoy the odd poke or 2 wink
Hopefully though it's not with the pointy / shitty end of the stick
The WHOOSH Man
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Tim was very much alive at the last party I went to, happily showing off his "jewelry"!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
Slydewhoosh
Orgasminator
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Tim was very much alive at the last party I went to, happily showing off his "jewelry"!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:

They must get let out for special occasions though wink
The WHOOSH Man
sussexguy
Orgasminator
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Tim was very much alive at the last party I went to, happily showing off his "jewelry"!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:

They must get let out for special occasions though wink
The WHOOSH Man
Coulda been a hired actor confused
Unknown User
Oh VenusnMars you really are us in 10 years lol :lol: :lol:
Steve lights the fuse and retreats,waiting for Venus to explode bolt
Steve,and that woman,xxx poke
Jas_Tim
Sex God
let me out this god damn box and put that fecking stick down.
jasxxxxxxxxx er sorry timxxxxxxxxxxx
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Tim was very much alive at the last party I went to, happily showing off his "jewelry"!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:

Sarge don't forget the handbag, :lol:
Jas_Tim
Sex God
thats better,let me get them legs stretched. Thanks jas i'll get back in it when i've done.
dont mention the handbag,seen the thread about womens handbag contents,they aint got nothing on my life
timxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
and for mrsfcxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
MrsFC
Sex God
Ahhhh thanks Tim smile redface :)
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Quote by sussexguy
Tim was very much alive at the last party I went to, happily showing off his "jewelry"!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:

They must get let out for special occasions though wink
The WHOOSH Man
Coulda been a hired actor confused
Oh God don't say that - he looked frighteningly like Tim Curry as it was :shock:
And that Handbag - :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Well he's said it all!
Jas
XXX
VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve
Oh VenusnMars you really are us in 10 years lol :lol: :lol:
Steve lights the fuse and retreats,waiting for Venus to explode bolt
Steve,and that woman,xxx poke

Oh, you are sooooooooo gonna pay for that! smackbottom
Venusxxx