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Time is a funny thing. We are all taught that it is a constant in our lives. That every hour is 60 minutes long and that every minute contains 60 seconds.
But is that true?
Or at least does our perception of time change?
I think it was Einstein who said that if you place your hand on a hot plate for a minute it seems like an hour but if you spend a hour in the company of a beautiful woman it seems like a minute.
What do you find takes forever and what seems to be over in a flash?
I'll start the ball rolling with - the moment of small death when you ejaculate. You can't breath for what seems like hours and hours and you face death. confused But apparently it is only a matter of seconds. redface
Phuckers
Sex God
now who told you death takes a matter of seconds
we arranged to meet in charms in feb the 3 weeks wait dragged like 3 deacades but when we finally met it was soon over like a flash(not premature ejaculator)
Misskitty_2008
Sex God
I know what you mean... months of waiting for the Oxford BBW social... and seemed over sooo quickly!!!
Peanut
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Quote by keeno
I think it was Einstein who said that if you place your hand on a hot plate for a minute it seems like an hour but if you spend a hour in the company of a beautiful woman it seems like a minute.

Errr, Einstein said that E=MC2, the romantic translation is from the mind of the scriptwriter of .
lol
Unknown User
Yeah Einstein was the original swinger :jagsatwork:
Peanut
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Quote by Phuckers
now who told you death takes a matter of seconds

Death normally takes a lifetime to occur.
Unknown User
when you were little....and when you have kids Christmas day takes aaaaaaaagggges to come round.....but the seems to be over in a flash before you know it!
sorry to use the 'C' word in august :shock:
Unknown User
Time is a bastard
It meddles with my perception of it... the tricky little character
I'm going to track it down and sort it out... meddling with my head like that... crawling around like a slow crawling-thing sometimes and racing away from me like a... fast, errm... racie-thing!
I'm setting nets in various locations in an attempt to snag the slippery stuff... quite what I'll do when I have Time Bagged and Snagged I don't know... though I'm sure there will be violence if it doesn't listen to reason.
And I can be a very reasonable chap. Though Time simply doesnt appear to want to listen at the moment.
I may use a stop-watch
lp
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it's a Chronology-thing
lp
Srne
Sex God
Since I started working for myself I have all but disregarded time and being at a certain place at a certain time and I can honestly say i feel soooo much more relaxed and less stressed out!
I think time is a concept that has helped to put a lot of social pressure and expectation on us rather than it being a thing to judge how many hours of daylight we have left and all that other good time related stuff.
I'd love to go on and tell you the rest of my theories but I simply haven't the time lol
Unknown User
I wanted to write something intelligent here but I haven't got the time.