If you could travel back in time to your teenage years, and give yourself ONE piece of advice, what would it be and why?
Mine would be dont start having sex this young....and start swinging much earlier than 36 (it will say years of heartache)
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Time Travel (If you knew then what you know now......)
Sex God
My advice to me would be WARNING WARNING stay well clear !! That would be referring to my ex 
Sexpert
Make sure Rebecca doesnt goto Gran Canaria in 1998
Sex God
Nothing, I would do/say nothing.
I remember all the stories of Greek tragedy, of men so desperate to avoid foretold disaster; living in fear and helping themselves toward their own foretold doom.
In other words I have not done so bad, why...
I remember all the stories of Greek tragedy, of men so desperate to avoid foretold disaster; living in fear and helping themselves toward their own foretold doom.
In other words I have not done so bad, why...
laff -
I wouldn't say a damn thing
thats not to say I haven't made mistakes
that's not to say I haven't offended/upset others unjustifiably
thats not say I haven't behaved at times like an arse/git/total wanker or general waster
that's not to say I haven't behaved selfishly/meanly towards people who simply didn't deserve it
that's not to say my first marriage was or wasn't a mistake
BUT
right now I guess I am a decent guy
I have a stunning and loving wife (and 3 kids)
a lovely home
a job I actually enjoy
and I reckon that although I can be brutally honest when it's least appropriate (foot in mouth syndrome as its medically known) I am nevertheless a generally good and considerate guy to be around
SO
I have only reached this higher state of enlightenment by being a total fukwit in earlier times, so if I could go back would it be safe to interfere?? I simply wouldn't risk it
I like myself too much right now
I wouldn't say a damn thing
thats not to say I haven't made mistakes
that's not to say I haven't offended/upset others unjustifiably
thats not say I haven't behaved at times like an arse/git/total wanker or general waster
that's not to say I haven't behaved selfishly/meanly towards people who simply didn't deserve it
that's not to say my first marriage was or wasn't a mistake
BUT
right now I guess I am a decent guy
I have a stunning and loving wife (and 3 kids)
a lovely home
a job I actually enjoy
and I reckon that although I can be brutally honest when it's least appropriate (foot in mouth syndrome as its medically known) I am nevertheless a generally good and considerate guy to be around
SO
I have only reached this higher state of enlightenment by being a total fukwit in earlier times, so if I could go back would it be safe to interfere?? I simply wouldn't risk it
I like myself too much right now
Sex God
Just this today an old man with three fingers on his left hand approached. He told me not to say 'Yes' to Gwyn. Before he could finish another man in a frilly shirt pull him into an old blue police box. I think that was what it was, but when I looked again it was gone.
On an implus I checked the finger prints he had left when he leaned on the table, the old man was me! :shock: Now I have to decide, do I forget the whole think. Do Spend the rest of my life asking 'Are you Gwyn.'
If I do avoid saying yes to Gwyn what will happen. Will I have a reason to warn myself. If I do not then I will say yes. Then I will have a reason to warn myself.
A Tempo Paradox,
so perhaps it never happened? 
On an implus I checked the finger prints he had left when he leaned on the table, the old man was me! :shock: Now I have to decide, do I forget the whole think. Do Spend the rest of my life asking 'Are you Gwyn.'
If I do avoid saying yes to Gwyn what will happen. Will I have a reason to warn myself. If I do not then I will say yes. Then I will have a reason to warn myself.
A Tempo Paradox,
so perhaps it never happened? 
I wouldnt change a thing. Its the sad bits and the happy bits and the mundane bits and the weird bits that make life so incredibly wonderful.
Yeh, I can bleat that life has been a b***h which, at times, it has in the worst possible ways in my case. But there are fantastic bits which make you realise how fantastic they are compared to all the bo***ks that happens too.
Yes I love life right at this moment.
Yeh, I can bleat that life has been a b***h which, at times, it has in the worst possible ways in my case. But there are fantastic bits which make you realise how fantastic they are compared to all the bo***ks that happens too.
Yes I love life right at this moment.
