:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I've just been upgraded from "finding my feet" to"getting there" how chuffed am I, and as yet, I don't think anyone has taken the total p*ss out of me
IS that a BAD sign or a GOOD sign? :shock: Loving it all though !!
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time travel... where would you go?
Quote by da69ve
What is all this with the Romans!............what did they ever do for us??
Hypercausts..... roads...... drainage systems..... solariums...... baths...... et al...... lol
equi-princess xxx
yeah! yeah!.........but what have they done for us?
Built Hadrians' Wall to keep the Scots out......... lol
equi-princess xxx
Orgasminator
oi... 
..... it didnae stop some of us though :giggle:
..... it didnae stop some of us though :giggle: Quote by welshBIcouple
This is why I like postie so much - what a flipping great topic for discussion !!
If I had a time machine, I would go for two different things
1) I would go forward in time and get the sports almanac (I know, very Back to the Future Part2 - BUT I really would), and amass great wealth and power - everyone must have had daydreams about this at some point (or more up to date, all the lottery numbers for future draws)
2) I would go back to all the controversial moments in time, Roswell in '47, Kenneddy assassination and find out the truth for all of 'em
Do they make me sound too geeky?
Oh and I'd love to do the 60's too, all that FREE LOVE
And you were doing so well!
You just cant say that, its against the AUP!
Orgasminator
i fall into that category too
:thrilled:
:confused: still trying to work out what pedantry is though.......
I'm in need of a dictionary to keep up with some of you lot :jagsatwork:
:thrilled:
:confused: still trying to work out what pedantry is though.......
I'm in need of a dictionary to keep up with some of you lot :jagsatwork:
what a great idea to move fowards in time how long do you think it would be before we can go to john lewis comets or even dixons and pick up a female robot that looks like and feels like a young porn star .dam no need need to wine and dine .just plug her in and away you go.i guess i would buy the deluxe model the one that cleans,wash,cooks,bends over when you tell her and no head aches.a top tip would be to make sure it also cam with a mute box 4 her voice :idea:
Sex God
Quote by keen-to-learn
what a great idea to move fowards in time how long do you think it would be before we can go to john lewis comets or even dixons and pick up a female robot that looks like and fells like a young porn star .dam no need need to wine and dine .just plug her in and away you go.i guess i would buy the deluxe model the one that cleans,wash,cooks,bends over when you tell her and no head aches.a top tip would be to make sure it also cam with a mute box 4 her voice :idea:
Wow, you're really out to impress us ladies aren't you, if that's your ideal :shock:
Quote by Happy Cats
This is why I like postie so much - what a flipping great topic for discussion !!
If I had a time machine, I would go for two different things
1) I would go forward in time and get the sports almanac (I know, very Back to the Future Part2 - BUT I really would), and amass great wealth and power - everyone must have had daydreams about this at some point (or more up to date, all the lottery numbers for future draws)
2) I would go back to all the controversial moments in time, Roswell in '47, Kenneddy assassination and find out the truth for all of 'em
Do they make me sound too geeky?
Oh and I'd love to do the 60's too, all that FREE LOVE
And you were doing so well!
You just cant say that, its against the AUP!
Whoops, sorry Larry. Can I call you Larry, is that ok? :lol: :lol:
I guess thats me hit with a ban then, but I do genuinely like posties post (hmmmm) There are some right rib ticklers like the drunks beer can debacle, and he always has a witty and shi**y comment for someone :lol:
I'll try to be less creepy in future
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
what a great idea to move fowards in time how long do you think it would be before we can go to john lewis comets or even dixons and pick up a female robot that looks like and fells like a young porn star .dam no need need to wine and dine .just plug her in and away you go.i guess i would buy the deluxe model the one that cleans,wash,cooks,bends over when you tell her and no head aches.a top tip would be to make sure it also cam with a mute box 4 her voice :idea:
Wow, you're really out to impress us ladies aren't you, if that's your ideal :shock:
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What fb said!
Does this particular fantasy mean that you've given up trying to meet a real woman who will do all these things for you on demand?
You'd probably find that there was a Law which prohibited such abuse of robots!
:huh:
Quote by welshBIcouple
This is why I like postie so much - what a flipping great topic for discussion !!
If I had a time machine, I would go for two different things
1) I would go forward in time and get the sports almanac (I know, very Back to the Future Part2 - BUT I really would), and amass great wealth and power - everyone must have had daydreams about this at some point (or more up to date, all the lottery numbers for future draws)
2) I would go back to all the controversial moments in time, Roswell in '47, Kenneddy assassination and find out the truth for all of 'em
Do they make me sound too geeky?
Oh and I'd love to do the 60's too, all that FREE LOVE
And you were doing so well!
You just cant say that, its against the AUP!
Whoops, sorry Larry. Can I call you Larry, is that ok? :lol: :lol:
I guess thats me hit with a ban then, but I do genuinely like posties post (hmmmm) There are some right rib ticklers like the drunks beer can debacle, and he always has a witty and shi**y comment for someone :lol:
I'll try to be less creepy in future
You carry on as you are bi-taffies ... and ignore that Miserable Cat Bastard....
Quote by EagerSlut
what a great idea to move fowards in time how long do you think it would be before we can go to john lewis comets or even dixons and pick up a female robot that looks like and fells like a young porn star .dam no need need to wine and dine .just plug her in and away you go.i guess i would buy the deluxe model the one that cleans,wash,cooks,bends over when you tell her and no head aches.a top tip would be to make sure it also cam with a mute box 4 her voice :idea:
Wow, you're really out to impress us ladies aren't you, if that's your ideal :shock:
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What fb said!
Does this particular fantasy mean that you've given up trying to meet a real woman who will do all these things for you on demand?
You'd probably find that there was a Law which prohibited such abuse of robots!
:huh:
thats tame compared to what he's writing elsewhere ES. Oh, and please submit your annual earnings payslip tokeen-to-learn, as apparently i'm too low down the social scale, as a postie, to be taking the piss out of him. Only those who earn enough are worthy of mixing in his company.. ( such a nice fella when he pm's you...)
Sex God
Quote by postie
what a great idea to move fowards in time how long do you think it would be before we can go to john lewis comets or even dixons and pick up a female robot that looks like and fells like a young porn star .dam no need need to wine and dine .just plug her in and away you go.i guess i would buy the deluxe model the one that cleans,wash,cooks,bends over when you tell her and no head aches.a top tip would be to make sure it also cam with a mute box 4 her voice :idea:
Wow, you're really out to impress us ladies aren't you, if that's your ideal :shock:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What fb said!
Does this particular fantasy mean that you've given up trying to meet a real woman who will do all these things for you on demand?
You'd probably find that there was a Law which prohibited such abuse of robots!
:huh:
thats tame compared to what he's writing elsewhere ES. Oh, and please submit your annual earnings payslip tokeen-to-learn, as apparently i'm too low down the social scale, as a postie, to be taking the piss out of him. Only those who earn enough are worthy of mixing in his company.. ( such a nice fella when he pm's you...)
Ah hah! Do I smell a troll? Ooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: I don't think we've had a serious one of those for a while! :dunno:
I'll get comfortable then. Pass the popcorn someone!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by equi-princess
What is all this with the Romans!............what did they ever do for us??
Hypercausts..... roads...... drainage systems..... solariums...... baths...... et al...... lol
equi-princess xxx
yeah! yeah!.........but what have they done for us?
Built Hadrians' Wall to keep the Scots out......... lol
equi-princess xxx
Thats good enough for me!
Quote by da69ve
What is all this with the Romans!............what did they ever do for us??
Hypercausts..... roads...... drainage systems..... solariums...... baths...... et al...... lol
equi-princess xxx
yeah! yeah!.........but what have they done for us?
Built Hadrians' Wall to keep the Scots out......... lol
equi-princess xxx
Thats good enough for me!
but didnt they do orgies too ????
Orgasminator
Quote by da69ve
What is all this with the Romans!............what did they ever do for us??
Hypercausts..... roads...... drainage systems..... solariums...... baths...... et al...... lol
equi-princess xxx
yeah! yeah!.........but what have they done for us?
Built Hadrians' Wall to keep the Scots out......... lol
equi-princess xxx
Thats good enough for me!
Sex God
where ever I go back to, there better be room for a container, cos I ain't leaving without a cart load of modern conveiniences. The thought of going back without toiletries, modern day clothes, etc etc etc (bloody hell if I thought about it the list would be huge) would be enough to put me off.
Sex God
Quote by davej
where ever I go back to, there better be room for a container, cos I ain't leaving without a cart load of modern conveiniences. The thought of going back without toiletries, modern day clothes, etc etc etc (bloody hell if I thought about it the list would be huge) would be enough to put me off.
Yeah? And don't forget some clippers to keep yer branches and leaves in trim (or have you stopped being a bush now?).
Oh! And a bag of compost too.
:lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by EagerSlut
where ever I go back to, there better be room for a container, cos I ain't leaving without a cart load of modern conveiniences. The thought of going back without toiletries, modern day clothes, etc etc etc (bloody hell if I thought about it the list would be huge) would be enough to put me off.
Yeah? And don't forget some clippers to keep yer branches and leaves in trim (or have you stopped being a bush now?).
Oh! And a bag of compost too.
:lol: :lol:yep stopped being a bush eager, but thats the sort of thing I mean.....razors and things, couldn't go without me razor and shaving foam.....blah blah blah.
In fact.... having thought about this at length this afternoon.... i would go back to last Tuesday at about pm... and i'd make the person who made my husband swerve off the roundabout on his motorbike drive more carefully and not make the decision that he did.... i.e. change lanes at the last moment....... causing husband, child and bike to hit the ground at 20-30mph........ and if i couldn't make him drive more carefully.... i'd at least have made him bloody well stop and help them instead of driving on..........
equi-princess xxx
equi-princess xxx
Quote by equi-princess
In fact.... having thought about this at length this afternoon.... i would go back to last Tuesday at about pm... and i'd make the person who made my husband swerve off the roundabout on his motorbike drive more carefully and not make the decision that he did.... i.e. change lanes at the last moment....... causing husband, child and bike to hit the ground at 20-30mph........ and if i couldn't make him drive more carefully.... i'd at least have made him bloody well stop and help them instead of driving on..........
equi-princess xxx
You don't say, (and I know I don't know you) but I hope your hubbie and kiddie are both ok, with no lasting scars, mental or otherwise
Take care
xx
Orgasminator
Difficult one this.... I think I'd be selfish and go back to 1997 and change everything I did that year.
Then again, if I did that I may not have ended up here and met some real good friends or ended up with the person I am now.... bugger, I dunno.
Ok last option but by far the easiest - I'd go back to last week and do the lottery!
Good thread Postie :P
Then again, if I did that I may not have ended up here and met some real good friends or ended up with the person I am now.... bugger, I dunno.
Ok last option but by far the easiest - I'd go back to last week and do the lottery!
Good thread Postie :P
Quote by onlyme1981
Difficult one this.... I think I'd be selfish and go back to 1997 and change everything I did that year.
Then again, if I did that I may not have ended up here and met some real good friends or ended up with the person I am now.... bugger, I dunno.
Ok last option but by far the easiest - I'd go back to last week and do the lottery!
Good thread Postie :P
Will you stop bloody telling him that!!!!!
Quote by steve_j
Anybody who got that sort of alignment right wasn't stoned...
but anyway interesting philosophical question..my serious answer would be to go back in time to 20th April 1889 to a place called Braunau-Am-Inn Austria and strangle the fourth child of a certain Alois and Klara Hitler, thus preventing WWII, The Holocaust, The Cold War and the middle east state of Israel.
on a lighter note I would have visited myself when I was 12 and gave me a very good talking too and list a load of Do's and Don'ts....
No, then you are on a murder charge - infanticide - wait until he ends up in the Viennese flop-house in the early 20's, when no one knows him, and general attitude will be DFK, DFC
Quote by Happy Cats
Difficult one this.... I think I'd be selfish and go back to 1997 and change everything I did that year.
Then again, if I did that I may not have ended up here and met some real good friends or ended up with the person I am now.... bugger, I dunno.
Ok last option but by far the easiest - I'd go back to last week and do the lottery!
Good thread Postie :P
Will you stop bloody telling him that!!!!!
For once i agree with Miserable Cat Bastard.... its costing me a fortune in fivers just to piss him off...
Quote by postie
Difficult one this.... I think I'd be selfish and go back to 1997 and change everything I did that year.
Then again, if I did that I may not have ended up here and met some real good friends or ended up with the person I am now.... bugger, I dunno.
Ok last option but by far the easiest - I'd go back to last week and do the lottery!
Good thread Postie :P
Will you stop bloody telling him that!!!!!
For once i agree with Miserable Cat Bastard.... its costing me a fortune in fivers just to piss him off...Great thread postie as always
keep it up mate. :D
Thats £15 you owe me now by my reckoning, I`ll call happy cats a "miserable cat bastard"
and we can round it up to a nice neat £20
Sex God
I would go back in time to 1966 to see england get the jules rimet
i would go back to see the busby babes in action and to see the Man Utd 1968 European Cup Wining Team
I would also go back to 1996 and maby try and coninve the doctors to operate on my mums brian tumor quicker
i would like to go back to see how the pyramids were built
MikeC
i would go back to see the busby babes in action and to see the Man Utd 1968 European Cup Wining Team
I would also go back to 1996 and maby try and coninve the doctors to operate on my mums brian tumor quicker
i would like to go back to see how the pyramids were built
MikeC
Quote by smokerjim
No, then you are on a murder charge - infanticide - wait until he ends up in the Viennese flop-house in the early 20's, when no one knows him, and general attitude will be DFK, DFC
Too true Jim, but is it a one hit time machine? You can only use it once to go back and never return?
If thats true then I will go back and tell Abraham Lincoln to duck.
Sex God
I can't believe anyone hasn't mentioned where I would go. This took me seconds to decide.
Leeds on 16,17,18,20,21 July, 1981 Headingley cricket ground, not to put a large bet on England Winning at 500-1, but just to have been there on that final day when Bob Willis tore the Aussies to bits. Even now everytime I watch it I think australia are going to win and then shout "Yesss" as he takes the final wicket. And let us not forget Graham Dilley having a crack which lead to one I T Botham doing the same, in the previous days.
Leeds on 16,17,18,20,21 July, 1981 Headingley cricket ground, not to put a large bet on England Winning at 500-1, but just to have been there on that final day when Bob Willis tore the Aussies to bits. Even now everytime I watch it I think australia are going to win and then shout "Yesss" as he takes the final wicket. And let us not forget Graham Dilley having a crack which lead to one I T Botham doing the same, in the previous days.
