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Quote by Cubes
IMHO, I'd probaly class us as "time wasters" to all the people who are here simply to meet for sex.

You can waste my time whenever you like, Cubes! ;-)
Quote by Cubes
However, SH does still play a big part in our lives, and we consistently use it to meet up socially and virtually with other like minded people.

It wouldn't be the same without you! kiss
Lilith xx
Unknown User
Quote by Inanna

IMHO, I'd probaly class us as "time wasters" to all the people who are here simply to meet for sex.

You can waste my time whenever you like, Cubes! ;-)
Quote by Cubes
However, SH does still play a big part in our lives, and we consistently use it to meet up socially and virtually with other like minded people.

It wouldn't be the same without you! kissFluck me! I think I've scored! :bounce:
About bluddy time! :lol2:
Trevaunance
Sex God
Could you all stop wasting my time by being social smackbottom
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Inanna

IMHO, I'd probaly class us as "time wasters" to all the people who are here simply to meet for sex.

You can waste my time whenever you like, Cubes! ;-)
Quote by Cubes
However, SH does still play a big part in our lives, and we consistently use it to meet up socially and virtually with other like minded people.

It wouldn't be the same without you! kiss
Your so right LB - without Cubes it would just be so square smile
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Theladyisaminx
The average length of a penis is between 18 and 20 barley corns apparently smile

I would like to see proof on cam please. Got your barley corns ready?
BTW did you have a nice sleep last night?
Aye wee lil lassie ahh slept the sleep of the righteous. Well up until i started dreaming about those three nubile lesbians covered in coconut oil finding out they desperately needed to shag me. All got a bit frenetic then
Trevaunance
Sex God
Cubes is the square root of all evil :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Lost
Your so right LB - without Cubes it would just be so square smile

Oi you! Get back to Wigan! smackbottom
bolt
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Cubes

Your so right LB - without Cubes it would just be so square smile

Oi you! Get back to Wigan! smackbottom
bolt
Thats in the North :eeek:
Unknown User
Quote by Lost
Aye wee lil lassie ahh slept the sleep of the righteous. Well up until i started dreaming about those three nubile lesbians covered in coconut oil finding out they desperately needed to shag me. All got a bit frenetic then

No shit?! I had the very same dream! :shock: What are the odds of that? lol
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Cubes

Aye wee lil lassie ahh slept the sleep of the righteous. Well up until i started dreaming about those three nubile lesbians covered in coconut oil finding out they desperately needed to shag me. All got a bit frenetic then

No shit?! I had the very same dream! :shock: What are the odds of that? lol
F*ck damn and bollox - only one and a half each then. Hope your a breast man coz I want the business end of the half (well theres no gob on that bit is there) :twisted: bolt
Unknown User
Quote by Lost

Hope your a breast man coz I want the business end of the half (well theres no gob on that bit is there) :twisted: bolt

Classic coffee meets keyboard moment! rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by Lost

Aye wee lil lassie ahh slept the sleep of the righteous. Well up until i started dreaming about those three nubile lesbians covered in coconut oil finding out they desperately needed to shag me. All got a bit frenetic then

No shit?! I had the very same dream! :shock: What are the odds of that? lol
F*ck damn and bollox - only one and a half each then. Hope your a breast man coz I want the business end of the half (well theres no gob on that bit is there) :twisted: bolt
The gob has it's uses...! blast
Lilith xx
Unknown User
Quote by Inanna

Aye wee lil lassie ahh slept the sleep of the righteous. Well up until i started dreaming about those three nubile lesbians covered in coconut oil finding out they desperately needed to shag me. All got a bit frenetic then

No shit?! I had the very same dream! :shock: What are the odds of that? lol
F*ck damn and bollox - only one and a half each then. Hope your a breast man coz I want the business end of the half (well theres no gob on that bit is there) :twisted: bolt
The gob has it's uses...! blast
Ah, speak of the devils! :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Cubes

Aye wee lil lassie ahh slept the sleep of the righteous. Well up until i started dreaming about those three nubile lesbians covered in coconut oil finding out they desperately needed to shag me. All got a bit frenetic then

No shit?! I had the very same dream! :shock: What are the odds of that? lol
F*ck damn and bollox - only one and a half each then. Hope your a breast man coz I want the business end of the half (well theres no gob on that bit is there) :twisted: bolt
The gob has it's uses...! blast
Ah, speak of the devils! :twisted:
Who you calling a devil...?! :twisted:
Lilith xx
M1ssVery
Master of Sex
So if I'm horny but off on a vanilla date this evening..Is that I a waste of my time or his?.. :dry:
Lost
Sex God
Quote by M1ssVery
So if I'm horny but off on a vanilla date this evening..Is that I a waste of my time or his?.. :dry:

Depends if your gonna f*ck him I guess lol
Trevaunance
Sex God
Quote by Lost
So if I'm horny but off on a vanilla date this evening..Is that I a waste of my time or his?.. :dry:

Depends if your gonna f*ck him I guess lol
And if you are, then are you going to do it on cam in the chatroom lol
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Trevaunance
So if I'm horny but off on a vanilla date this evening..Is that I a waste of my time or his?.. :dry:

Depends if your gonna f*ck him I guess lol
And if you are, then are you going to do it on cam in the chatroom lol
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease smile:lol:
M1ssVery
Master of Sex
Quote by Lost
So if I'm horny but off on a vanilla date this evening..Is that I a waste of my time or his?.. :dry:

Depends if your gonna f*ck him I guess lol
And if you are, then are you going to do it on cam in the chatroom lol
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease smile:lol:
:laughabove: Surely you're not going to waste your time watching instead of going out there meeting someone! :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by M1ssVery
So if I'm horny but off on a vanilla date this evening..Is that I a waste of my time or his?.. :dry:

Depends if your gonna f*ck him I guess lol
And if you are, then are you going to do it on cam in the chatroom lol
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease smile:lol:
:laughabove: Surely you're not going to waste your time watching instead of going out there meeting someone! :twisted:
Its such a waste of time , being a waste of time blast
bayboy1664
Warming the Bed
Quote by Theladyisaminx
After reading a few threads on here recently I have decided I am a time waster.
How I have decided this is by answering a few simple questions in my head.
1. I used to meet but don't anymore must = A time waster
2. I chat and have a laugh with people and because of number 1 above = A time waster
3. I don't arrange meets anymore = A time waster
4. I like chatting to people with like minds = wasting their time.
So adding it all up I must be a time waster and proud to be one.
Would any other time wasters like to unite with me?
Do drop in and say hi wave

Thing is this is supposed to be a swingers site not a place for old mates to chat and keep up. That is what facebook is for. Unless you are upfront all the time about the fact that you are not meeting at all then you leave yourself wide open (and rightly so) to the charge of time waster.
And the fact you fail to realise this and think those that get annoyed with you are in the wrong perfectly demonstrates the cliquey nature that has now greatly damaged the credibility of the site as a place for actual swingers who meet rather than just a chatroom.
Hello Bayboy,
First of all I have never used facebook. I have always felt it is a bit like - you can be in my gang as I have allowed you entry, type of place. It's not for me thanks. I much prefer to be able to have a chat with all types of people roaming about who enjoy sharing my company and I theirs.
I am honest on my profile and also in the room I opened last night called "Timewasters we don't meet or shagg" funnily enough many people came in and complemented me on my honesty. I have never in my five years on this site every been in a situation of getting anyone annoyed with me and have said I am in the wrong being here because I don't meet.
Swinging for me is like others have said. It is a mindset not having sex with all and sundry that ask. If your description of a cliquey is of people that share liked minds or activity this could relate to many activities within life. Then the simple fact you have joined here must make you want to join in the cliquey.
At the end of the day we must all share a common theme or we wouldn't be paying to join a site like this, the fact we all do it differently should just be respected in my honest opinion.
Hi Theladyisaminx
If I have grabbed hold of the wrong end of the stick then please accept my apologies my intention was not to single you out personally but to try and make a more general point. I suppose it did not help that it was after two bottles of wine and a few rum & cokes drinkies last night so my language was not as precise as it could have been.
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Quote by bayboy1664
After reading a few threads on here recently I have decided I am a time waster.
How I have decided this is by answering a few simple questions in my head.
1. I used to meet but don't anymore must = A time waster
2. I chat and have a laugh with people and because of number 1 above = A time waster
3. I don't arrange meets anymore = A time waster
4. I like chatting to people with like minds = wasting their time.
So adding it all up I must be a time waster and proud to be one.
Would any other time wasters like to unite with me?
Do drop in and say hi wave

Thing is this is supposed to be a swingers site not a place for old mates to chat and keep up. That is what facebook is for. Unless you are upfront all the time about the fact that you are not meeting at all then you leave yourself wide open (and rightly so) to the charge of time waster.
And the fact you fail to realise this and think those that get annoyed with you are in the wrong perfectly demonstrates the cliquey nature that has now greatly damaged the credibility of the site as a place for actual swingers who meet rather than just a chatroom.
Hello Bayboy,
First of all I have never used facebook. I have always felt it is a bit like - you can be in my gang as I have allowed you entry, type of place. It's not for me thanks. I much prefer to be able to have a chat with all types of people roaming about who enjoy sharing my company and I theirs.
I am honest on my profile and also in the room I opened last night called "Timewasters we don't meet or shagg" funnily enough many people came in and complemented me on my honesty. I have never in my five years on this site every been in a situation of getting anyone annoyed with me and have said I am in the wrong being here because I don't meet.
Swinging for me is like others have said. It is a mindset not having sex with all and sundry that ask. If your description of a cliquey is of people that share liked minds or activity this could relate to many activities within life. Then the simple fact you have joined here must make you want to join in the cliquey.
At the end of the day we must all share a common theme or we wouldn't be paying to join a site like this, the fact we all do it differently should just be respected in my honest opinion.
Hi Theladyisaminx
If I have grabbed hold of the wrong end of the stick then please accept my apologies my intention was not to single you out personally but to try and make a more general point. I suppose it did not help that it was after two bottles of wine and a few rum & cokes drinkies last night so my language was not as precise as it could have been.
There is no need to apologise Bay. Although I accept your apology as its a rare thing coming from a man. lol
Just don't let it happen again as you wasted my time in responding whip
mincepie
Warming the Bed
Quote by bayboy1664
Hi Theladyisaminx
If I have grabbed hold of the wrong end of the stick then please accept my apologies my intention was not to single you out personally but to try and make a more general point. I suppose it did not help that it was after two bottles of wine and a few rum & cokes drinkies last night so my language was not as precise as it could have been.

NEVER reply to forum threads after you've had bum & cocks rolleyes
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Quote by flower411
After reading a few threads on here recently I have decided I am a time waster.
How I have decided this is by answering a few simple questions in my head.
1. I used to meet but don't anymore must = A time waster
2. I chat and have a laugh with people and because of number 1 above = A time waster
3. I don't arrange meets anymore = A time waster
4. I like chatting to people with like minds = wasting their time.
So adding it all up I must be a time waster and proud to be one.
Would any other time wasters like to unite with me?
Do drop in and say hi wave

Thing is this is supposed to be a swingers site not a place for old mates to chat and keep up. That is what facebook is for. Unless you are upfront all the time about the fact that you are not meeting at all then you leave yourself wide open (and rightly so) to the charge of time waster.
And the fact you fail to realise this and think those that get annoyed with you are in the wrong perfectly demonstrates the cliquey nature that has now greatly damaged the credibility of the site as a place for actual swingers who meet rather than just a chatroom.
Hello Bayboy,
First of all I have never used facebook. I have always felt it is a bit like - you can be in my gang as I have allowed you entry, type of place. It's not for me thanks. I much prefer to be able to have a chat with all types of people roaming about who enjoy sharing my company and I theirs.
I am honest on my profile and also in the room I opened last night called "Timewasters we don't meet or shagg" funnily enough many people came in and complemented me on my honesty. I have never in my five years on this site every been in a situation of getting anyone annoyed with me and have said I am in the wrong being here because I don't meet.
Swinging for me is like others have said. It is a mindset not having sex with all and sundry that ask. If your description of a cliquey is of people that share liked minds or activity this could relate to many activities within life. Then the simple fact you have joined here must make you want to join in the cliquey.
At the end of the day we must all share a common theme or we wouldn't be paying to join a site like this, the fact we all do it differently should just be respected in my honest opinion.
Hi Theladyisaminx
If I have grabbed hold of the wrong end of the stick then please accept my apologies my intention was not to single you out personally but to try and make a more general point. I suppose it did not help that it was after two bottles of wine and a few rum & cokes drinkies last night so my language was not as precise as it could have been.
There is no need to apologise Bay. Although I accept your apology as its a rare thing coming from a man. lol
Just don't let it happen again as you wasted my time in responding whip
Oh god !! Does this mean we`re gonna have to let him join the clique ?
You`ll have to come out of retirement and shag him if that`s the case minx :lol:
Then Flower this would be a pointless thread and I would have wasted my time.
Anyway I thought I was your matchmaker when did the roles reverse? rolleyes
Unknown User
but what should we do if one half plays and the other half doesnt? blink
as someone pointed out, its a site FOR swingers, and that encompasses the social aspect of it, including chatting on the forum or in chat, camming, and munches.
Munches are purely non sexual social meets, you are allowed to attend weather you play or not, because you are going to chat, drink, dance and have a laugh, next people will be saying that people who dont play cant attend a much or chat in the forum.
and what about people who like to cam for others in chat, but dont play? I bet the people who watch and enjoy their shows wouldnt tell them they shouldnt be here!
its not all black and white in swinging...there are about 50 shades of grey in between!! (do you see what I did there ;) )
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Quote by flower411
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Then Flower this would be a pointless thread and I would have wasted my time.
Anyway I thought I was your matchmaker when did the roles reverse? rolleyes

Matchmaker ?
Think you were accused of being my pimp the other night lol
That beats being asked if we are a couple. rotflmao
Pink_n_Blue
Sexpert
You mean you arent!!!!???
(goes off muttering about learning something new every day)
lol
gorgeouslyyours
Orgasminator
oooh thats me as well.. except socials.... do socials counts???? lol
.I tried to break the mould and ARRANGED 2 COFFEE MEETS , one yesterday one today ... both pulled out on me due to other awkard circumstances apparently !! lol
So i have decided being a timewaster is just soo much easier, as it doesnt waste my time and My time is whats important xxx
Good feed lady xx
gorgeouslyyours
Orgasminator
Quote by M1ssVery
So if I'm horny but off on a vanilla date this evening..Is that I a waste of my time or his?.. :dry:

think thats depends on how vanillia it is .. and how much he floats your boat lol
;))