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Timely reminders (Bollock checking)

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Quote by dambuster
Actually on the little rugby balls that float around inside the scrotum.

:thumbup:
actually on(the sides particularly, or the front) of the 'rugby balls'

but hey, go get a check anyway
unless ya want me to do it :rascal: rotflmao
Quote by Darkfire
unless ya want me to do it :rascal: rotflmao

innocent
I'm off work all week
:whistling:
:uhoh: redface
rotflmao
(i think i'll bring my balls to the next social or whatever - see, I have my uses :bouncesmile
chickens, hens, same thing dunno
rotflmao
A great thread and I really recommend ball checking. My brother in law had testicular cancer at the age of 28 and luckily my sister found it early . He had one testicle removed and has since gone on to have another child.
Not with my sister though. But that's another story :twisted:
do chickens have balls too?
mine just retracted at the mere thought of an inspection... the crafty blighters... they'll be back though... and I (or someone trusted) will grab them before they know whats going on!!!
....errmm the balls that is... not chickens, my chickens didnt retract,I dont keep chickens!
DF's Bollocks have me fascinated... is this normal?
lp
would you like to play with them too LP? :rascal:
Quote by Darkfire
would you like to play with them too LP? :rascal:

You know what.... I think I would...
lp
ooohhh is it checking time again
:twisted:
I dont think I dropped any last night lol
(I know its a serious thread really xx)
There's a couple here you could catch :grin:
Have performed my duties over the weekend and can confirm that the balls in question are a-OK :thumbup: :twisted:
Get them out lads and give them a check, it only takes a few seconds ;)
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Have performed my duties over the weekend and can confirm that the balls in question are a-OK :thumbup: :twisted:
Get them out lads and give them a check, it only takes a few seconds ;)

Sorry for the intrusion but I feel like I have been checking a lot of bollocks since I logged in tonight, must be one of them days biggrin
Dont think I ever put mine down if I am being honest smile
Quote by tweeky
Have performed my duties over the weekend and can confirm that the balls in question are a-OK :thumbup: :twisted:
Get them out lads and give them a check, it only takes a few seconds ;)

Sorry for the intrusion but I feel like I have been checking a lot of bollocks since I logged in tonight, must be one of them days biggrin
Dont think I ever put mine down if I am being honest smile
Not here that much lately for various reasons ;)
I am sure you're quite familiar with your bits Mr T ;)
Hope things are good with you x x
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Have performed my duties over the weekend and can confirm that the balls in question are a-OK :thumbup: :twisted:
Get them out lads and give them a check, it only takes a few seconds ;)

Sorry for the intrusion but I feel like I have been checking a lot of bollocks since I logged in tonight, must be one of them days biggrin
Dont think I ever put mine down if I am being honest smile
Not here that much lately for various reasons ;)
I am sure you're quite familiar with your bits Mr T ;)
Hope things are good with you x x
Cool hope you are ok. Umm familiar with my bits maybe that was a little too much information.
As for reading bollocks, I have been off line 20 mins WTF is it some people dont understand about the words no thanks or after that pi$$ off. One more and I think I may have to press the complaint button mad (if you are reading stop now sad )
The last time I got advice about this it was from the nurse at my GP surgery. She told me to always check my testicles in the shower. Intrigued by this I asked why.
Does the water have a strange effect making lumps bigger?
or
The does the wrinkley skin become smooth in water?
No she replied water doesn't effect them at all but.....
Your hands will be warmer wink