Was thinking of one of the threads about places you have done it but I thought what the hell what about where you DIDN'T do it.
A couple of years ago I had the chance to make love to a rather beautiful woman but turned it were in a lovely little village in Cornwall and she wanted to make love on the alter in the little was rural so the church was empty and we could have latched the door so as not to be disturbed (not a time for exhibitionism I think) but I felt it would be really wrong.I have shagged/made love in lots of public and open spaces.
I don't practice any religion but I couldn't do it as it still felt kind of blasphemous. She gave me sh1t for it but I could live with it.
Is there anwhere/anywhen you could have and didn't?Were you feeling bloody-minded?Not enough optical enhancing alchohol?.
Love to hear your situations.
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Times you could have, but didn't get it on
Sex God
barstard!!!! i'm now all depressed at my total stupidity on several occasions, which i had forgotten about until now :kick:
Sex God
I cant do it with my cats watching 
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I cant do it with my cats watching
PMSL!! :P
Hahaha, I cant do it if the dogs are watching. We were at it on the sofa once and our Staffie wandered in, sat down, looked at us as if to say "theyre at it again...disgusting!" and looked the other way.
I had to stop and boot the dog out.
So dont worry GenHertsCpl, your not alone on this one lol
xx
Warming the Bed
turned a very attractive lady down about 2 years ago, had just had my appendix out and was under strict instructions to take it easy. Ended up getting a marvellous BJ of her insted and she still pulled out 3 staples
Sex God
I failed to pick up on the come on signals that were coming my way about 3 months ago, 
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It was only afterwards that someone off this site said to me ' you know you have just knocked back xxxx, he so wanted to shag you' :oops: :oops:
Personally I blame the drink that night :oops:
(but there is always next time :twisted: )
ops: It was only afterwards that someone off this site said to me ' you know you have just knocked back xxxx, he so wanted to shag you' :oops: :oops:
Personally I blame the drink that night :oops:
(but there is always next time :twisted: )
Sex God
Loads of times, when I've either been too drunk, too stupid, too lazy, too shy, etc etc etc.......
The list goes on and on :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
The list goes on and on
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
too shy.
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Why does no-one believe me when I say I'm shy?
I am.
Honest.
I have one instance that readily springs to mind...... Years ago a gorgeous blonde girl used to come and work where I worked during her summer break from Uni and I fancied her something chronic ..... the summer passed and her last day arrived so I thought... now or never ....... we chatted, I told her I fancied her......... her reply? .... 'Ya donut, why didn't ya say b4!!!" ... we arranged to go down to Brighton 4 weeks later, her and her flatmates threw a party for us.......... the night was good, the beer flowed, then we found ourselves snuggled up under a duvet having some fun..... then she said...... "Shall we go upstairs?" ......... my mind raced as she had already told me her room-mate was asleep upstairs and I had a gauranteed playmate....... I said 'No, we're okay here" ..... we shagged, my mates watched unbeknown to me.... we left in the morning, me happy as larry!!!
Five years later I bumped into this same girl and we talked......... and it was THEN that I discovered that she had planned the evening to end up with me, upstairs, with her friend (who was a gorgeous 20 y/o brunette) and that I had blown the chance of a lifetime..... they were going to put on a show for me then let me play with both of them!!!!!!
Regrets?.... I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention..... hehehe
Five years later I bumped into this same girl and we talked......... and it was THEN that I discovered that she had planned the evening to end up with me, upstairs, with her friend (who was a gorgeous 20 y/o brunette) and that I had blown the chance of a lifetime..... they were going to put on a show for me then let me play with both of them!!!!!!
Regrets?.... I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention..... hehehe
