Just realised.
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Is it me and my bad eyesight or does the SH forum seem to be an hour and a bit behind?
Just realised.
Just realised.
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Sex God
My apologies. I should of read back more.
Thanks for hte little helping hand of guidence Wilma. Thanks for the word of warning Corrie. Lets hope this post gets lost quite quickly ey?
Thanks for hte little helping hand of guidence Wilma. Thanks for the word of warning Corrie. Lets hope this post gets lost quite quickly ey?
I have the power of life over death here..........
Do I delete the thread and save poor moles life.........
Or do I sit back with another beer and wait for the ensuing bun fight when Jags awakes from her evening slumber and pulls on her zip up Bri-nylon nightie and one piece slipper and sits down with her mug of cocoa and 2 Rich Tea, puts her curlers in and her hairnet on and then goes for a meander through the forum.....
Fuck it - I'll wait!
Fred
*pass the bottle opener Sarge!*
Do I delete the thread and save poor moles life.........
Or do I sit back with another beer and wait for the ensuing bun fight when Jags awakes from her evening slumber and pulls on her zip up Bri-nylon nightie and one piece slipper and sits down with her mug of cocoa and 2 Rich Tea, puts her curlers in and her hairnet on and then goes for a meander through the forum.....
Fuck it - I'll wait!
Fred
*pass the bottle opener Sarge!*
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
You have been away for a bit Matmoleman. Go to personal profile and change your setting on the GMT time zone!!! Set it to plus 1 and I think that should put it right. Well that's what Fred told me to do anyway!!!
Hope it helps!!! If it doesn't then my sincere apologies!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Ooooohhhh Wilma it works...
Sorry mattmoleman, I knew if I waited long enough someone would ask the question
:lol: Shireen
Quote by FredFlintstone
Or do I sit back with another beer and wait for the ensuing bun fight when Jags awakes from her evening slumber and pulls on her zip up Bri-nylon nightie and one piece slipper and sits down with her mug of cocoa and 2 Rich Tea, puts her curlers in and her hairnet on and then goes for a meander through the forum.....
Me finks you might be getting a bigger slap than Mattmoleman Fred!!
Fill yer boots hen!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Sex God
*** Gulp ***
I suppose I can only plead to Jags' merciful nature. All I can hope for is that I get a last request before I'm spanked to within an inch of my life.
Oh well, thanks for the good times peeps. It was really nice knowing you all. At least I will be going out by a goddess and not the grim reaper.
I suppose I can only plead to Jags' merciful nature. All I can hope for is that I get a last request before I'm spanked to within an inch of my life.
Oh well, thanks for the good times peeps. It was really nice knowing you all. At least I will be going out by a goddess and not the grim reaper.
Sex God
Im ready with my first aider ......he's still training ....so pleeease Jags no blood.
Sex God
Quote by FredFlintstone
I have the power of life over death here..........
Do I delete the thread and save poor moles life.........
Fuck it - I'll wait!
Cheers Fred. :boxing: Why don't you kick me while I'm down?
Quote by mattmoleman
Cheers Fred. :boxing: Why don't you kick me while I'm down?
Been there - done that - got the blood stained T-shirt!
I won't kick you mate - I'll just WATCH others doing it - far less energetic and also prevents me spilling my beer - which would get me into trouble with MrFC and Sarge as being a crime against mankind.........
And you know how much I hate being in trouble around here.....
Just be grateful it was not Bluexxx on GMT patrol - THAT would have been worth paying for the tickets! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
WHY ARE WE WAITING? WHY ARE WE WAITING?
Sex God
I know I am new here and will regret this but here goes-
Why would Jags be upset at mattmoleman asking a perfectly reasonable question?
Also why not just alter whole site to BST? Surely this would save everyone a lot of hassle?
I think I will make a fast exit now before getting in to trouble.
Why would Jags be upset at mattmoleman asking a perfectly reasonable question?
Also why not just alter whole site to BST? Surely this would save everyone a lot of hassle?
I think I will make a fast exit now before getting in to trouble.
Sex God
oh matt, and we we're kind of getting to be mates as well, despite your mancunian ways!!!
<<< shakes head sorrowfully >>>
i'll organise a whipround for the memorial mate!
if it helps at all with a kind of 'stay of execution' kinda thing, i've been wondering the very same thing myself, but have a vague memory of one of your predecessors, who is sadly no longer with us!!!
but perhaps ( jags ) you should make it a sticky, then there'd be no need for such severe and final retribution? it's just a thought!!
matt it was nice knowing ya. i'll see you in whichever heaven follows this one mate!!!
neil :cry:
<<< shakes head sorrowfully >>>
i'll organise a whipround for the memorial mate!
if it helps at all with a kind of 'stay of execution' kinda thing, i've been wondering the very same thing myself, but have a vague memory of one of your predecessors, who is sadly no longer with us!!!
but perhaps ( jags ) you should make it a sticky, then there'd be no need for such severe and final retribution? it's just a thought!!
matt it was nice knowing ya. i'll see you in whichever heaven follows this one mate!!!
neil :cry:
FUCKITY FUCK!
There there Mattmoleman - it doesn't matter anymore. You are excused from slaps because it's obvious that you move through life oblivious to reality and those around you. Only having one grey cell to maintain breathing, bodily functions and intellectual capacity is SO difficult for you.
Don't let the others worry you too much - I expected better from them which is why they got treated more harshly. You just need nuturing and guiding through the weary days and lonely nights. Now, just come over here a bit closer...
:therethere: :therethere:
I think we ALL need to remember to look after the less fortunate amongst us and not scare them silly!
:D
There there Mattmoleman - it doesn't matter anymore. You are excused from slaps because it's obvious that you move through life oblivious to reality and those around you. Only having one grey cell to maintain breathing, bodily functions and intellectual capacity is SO difficult for you.
Don't let the others worry you too much - I expected better from them which is why they got treated more harshly. You just need nuturing and guiding through the weary days and lonely nights. Now, just come over here a bit closer...
:therethere: :therethere:
I think we ALL need to remember to look after the less fortunate amongst us and not scare them silly!
:D 
:smackbottom: Sex God
Quote by Jags
There there Mattmoleman - it doesn't matter anymore. You are excused from slaps because it's obvious that you move through life oblivious to reality and those around you. Only having one grey cell to maintain breathing, bodily functions and intellectual capacity is SO difficult for you.
Ouch.
Erm. Thank you Jags for letting me off so graciuously. Things like checking the profile when the daylight savings change was just above me
Quote by corrie:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Aaaah what a lovely way to wake up to see both Sarge and Fred being slapped - hehehe
You can go off some people you know!
I don't get this??????????
Everyone else gets a full blown slap and mattmoleman gets a cuddle????
:? :? What powers does he possess.... :shock:
Can he lick his eyebrows......
Can he breath through his ears.......... :roll:
Or is he one of the VVVVWE, all nighter, quick repeater and heavy cummer brigade that Jags has found through her daily trawl of the cock pics. :twisted:
We all knew he was short on thinking power.. All he had to do was go back and delete his original posting and claim innocence and he would have got away with it. :roll:
But NOW all this will do is encourage bad behavior in order to win cuddles from Jags and a short stay nestled in her cleavage. (BTW - Matty - keep your eyes open for keys to the GFZ, Kat, Fly the sheepdog and an Armoured Personnel Carrier that Sarge "misplaced" a few weeks ago whilst you are in there please.)
Fred
SHORT STAY???
Nowt short about the stay in my cleavage - I keep on having to move the nipples around to get rid of that crampon lodged in the depths of the ravine!! Been weeks and weeks now I am begining to relax into the situation of having so much attention to my important bits :shock: :shock:
Matt is more to be pitied than punished! How long has it been since BST began?? How many posts have been made about the site clock??? How many others have been slapped for the same offence???? All that happened is that a queue formed at my front gate.... (no pushing blokes). It's more punishment NOT slapping Matt cos I know he likes that sort of thing too much.
Am I right??
:lol: :lol:
Nowt short about the stay in my cleavage - I keep on having to move the nipples around to get rid of that crampon lodged in the depths of the ravine!! Been weeks and weeks now I am begining to relax into the situation of having so much attention to my important bits :shock: :shock:
Matt is more to be pitied than punished! How long has it been since BST began?? How many posts have been made about the site clock??? How many others have been slapped for the same offence???? All that happened is that a queue formed at my front gate.... (no pushing blokes). It's more punishment NOT slapping Matt cos I know he likes that sort of thing too much.
Am I right??
:lol: :lol: It's not fair !!!
I sit up all night in my front row seat, waiting for the action to begin and what happens?? I eventually fall asleep and am rudely awoken by receiving a smacked bum!! To make matters worse, you smacked Fred first whilst I was still asleep so I didn't even get to see that!!
I want my money back!!!
I sit up all night in my front row seat, waiting for the action to begin and what happens?? I eventually fall asleep and am rudely awoken by receiving a smacked bum!! To make matters worse, you smacked Fred first whilst I was still asleep so I didn't even get to see that!!
I want my money back!!!
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