To the death!

26 Oct 2004

I have been challenged to a duel. duel

The nefarious outlaw well_bonkers_babe accuses me of insulting her honour by exposing her as a mathematician. She has thrown down the gaunlet and I have picked it up and slapped her round the chops with it.
My weapon of choice is half a tomato and I nominate Debbiewebs as my second. (Hey, you should have seen the other choices :shock: )
Let battle commence!

26 Oct 2004

can i be on WBB's Team!!!
i can do all the warming up and stuff like that
JGL

26 Oct 2004

am just going to get changed... dont start without me!!!!

26 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
am just going to get changed...

(Opening broadside) Into what? A media studies grad? Suits you. :P

26 Oct 2004

well busty babe choses her weapon of choice,
at times like this she is greatfull to have george bush as her uncle.. as she polishes the head of her super, dooper, sonic ,harmonic, rough , tough, lean , mean, fast, blast, smooth , groove doodah
my "helper" is whatever mod is still online!

26 Oct 2004

A toothpick? I've seen sharper blades of grass! rolleyes

26 Oct 2004

Sarge grabs a front seat!!
Let the Cabaret begin! lol

26 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
A toothpick? I've seen sharper blades of grass!

the "toothpick" is just to check how well you are done.. when i boil you in oil!!!!!!!

26 Oct 2004

wbb is the 2-1 fav
with ice pie at 15-2
phone is ringing of the hook with the quality placing bets

26 Oct 2004

Quote by skegnessswingers
Flowers or donations IcePie?
Just.... we seen WBB at a party WITH HALF A TOMATO in hand.... talk about lethal!!!

My choices of weapon and second are not coincidental. Together they will prove catastrophic to my foe. But first I shall toy awhile with my oblivious prey. ;)

26 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
the "toothpick" is just to check how well you are done.. when i boil you in oil!!!!!!!

You can cook, but you can't hide!

26 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Flowers or donations IcePie?
Just.... we seen WBB at a party WITH HALF A TOMATO in hand.... talk about lethal!!!

My choices of weapon and second are not coincidental. Together they will prove catastrophic to my foe. But first I shall toy awhile with my oblivious prey. ;)
yeah.. my GOOD MATE debbiewebs can be lethal... i admit. however.. fear not my loyal supporters.....female intuition tells me mr pie is merely stalling for time whilst he tries to plans an escape route.

26 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
Flowers or donations IcePie?
Just.... we seen WBB at a party WITH HALF A TOMATO in hand.... talk about lethal!!!

My choices of weapon and second are not coincidental. Together they will prove catastrophic to my foe. But first I shall toy awhile with my oblivious prey. ;)
yeah.. my GOOD MATE debbiewebs can be lethal... i admit. however.. fear not my loyal supporters.....female intuition tells me mr pie is merely stalling for time whilst he tries to plans an escape route.
She's hoping I'll find an escape route so she can use it! In the meantime, she stands there dressed like a retro toaster waving that penknife around like a feather duster. :sleeping:

26 Oct 2004

why look what we have found sneaking out of the back door oh SH towers!
fancy trying to pass yourself off as a woman... we would recognise that nose anywhere! rolleyes

26 Oct 2004

Quote by skegnessswingers
All we can say is, looking at WBB's avatar.... its a good job Icepie didnt pick crayons as the weapon of choice.....
Do all science grads have artistic talent surgically removed???

sniff.... when i have finnished anhialating ice... i will be back to deal with you! lol

26 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe

why look what we have found sneaking out of the back door oh SH towers!
fancy trying to pass yourself off as a woman... we would recognise that nose anywhere!

I see my decoy worked. You're sooooooooooooo gullible. While you were chasing my secret agent I have planted my half a tomato in the nuclear powered Ice-o-MaticÂ® gro-bag. By tomorrow I will have an arsenal of fully grown tomatos and your days will be numbered. Sweet dreams, they'll be your last.

26 Oct 2004

save blood and cast ur vote for the winner
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26 Oct 2004

Quote by leprechaun
save blood and cast ur vote for the winner
0/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=3789a3cc6c7205b2db7a2567a38706bd&lat= &hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eswingingheaven%2eco%2euk%2fswingers%2dforum%2fprivmsg%2ephp%3ffolder%3dinbox

That link doesn't work !! I want my money back!! mad

26 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
I have planted my half a tomato in the nuclear powered Ice-o-MaticÂ® gro-bag. By tomorrow I will have an arsenal of fully grown tomatos .

thats exactly why it pays to read the gaurdian and not the sun! rolleyes

had you been upto date on recent issues, you would have known that the latest ruling from brussels is that all nuclear powered , mass produced tomatoes have to conform to section 69 silly

aragraph96 of the VD (veggie delights) charter.
failure to confrom results in imediate destruction of all stock and production equiptement.
now being the fair and considerate person i am,i tried to intervene on your behalf, however.................unfortunately a government extremist had already undertaken the work.. and all i could save for you was........

whilst i appreciate how distressing this may be for you, i have no sympathy for people who try to flout the fair and just laws of this land.
for that reason i will be making no allowances for your lack of weaponary.. and will be ready to commence battle imediately.
regards.....
WBB.. your dear and loving friend.
x x x

27 Oct 2004

Uh oh. I've just found out that Ices WOTTD (Weapons Of Tomato Type Destruction) have been canned and are hitting the shops of Manchester as we speak......

RUN! RUN NOW! WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME....... bolt

27 Oct 2004

Ice thats well below the belt ...bloody radioactive tomato's just aint cricket you know.
Now then if your gonna just toy with the girl by useing some nice squishy one's first ...you know, sort of get em dripping off her nose and matted in her hair before going in for the kill with some nice economy hard as rock green one's, then I'm up for a front row seat, but radioactive......sounds a bit nasty to me.
Now will this dual be a twenty paces job? or is it going to be hand to hand combat?.......better still why not a joust, couple of them donkeys they retired off Blackpool beach.....bit of a trot up and splat!!!!!
Could be a major event......run up a few flyers......
Ice 'the tomato' pie v Jiggles McBabe
see a few quid could be made outa this

27 Oct 2004

Ice goes looking for more items for his arsenal

27 Oct 2004

Not much happening in this ring, bring on the action.

27 Oct 2004

ICE!!.......sorry babes for being late here!...Debs puff and pants!............right as it begain!

27 Oct 2004

Right where is she ....come come WBB.........huh call me a FLOOZY

27 Oct 2004

Bleeding hell debs, with you shouting you just woke me up.
Chill girl

27 Oct 2004

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YOU DON'T SCARE ME
Debs knees start to trammble

27 Oct 2004

Just warming up

27 Oct 2004

MISSED! flipa

27 Oct 2004

Quote by leprechaun
wbb is the 2-1 fav
with ice pie at 15-2
phone is ringing of the hook with the quality placing bets

Tenner on Busty to win, please, mate!