To the one I love most in this entire world...

14 Feb 2005

Marmalaid
you are fantastic, I've no idea how you made it this far in life without having your face ripped of and stolen by someone really jealous that wanted your face like Nic Cage and John Revolting in Face Off.
I look forward to spending the rest of my life sleeping with you, cleaning up after you, brushing your teeth and wiping your bum, all this until the day you die. Here's wishing that I'll always be able to cut your food up for you, even chew it for you with my own teeth.
Now and forever, my body is yours,
Love from Chris

{No love like self love they say!!!)

14 Feb 2005

LOL that made me chuckle and on that note I'm off round the pub to find out what the other singletons in the area are up to!!! :cheers:

14 Feb 2005

:haha: :haha:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: smackbottom

:twisted:

14 Feb 2005

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You loon, Marms....
Show us your cock :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

14 Feb 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Just ask him Blue, don't be coy lol

14 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You loon, Marms....
Show us your cock :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Bah, youv'e seen it, it'd be nothing fresh for you (just let me clarify that I didn't mean that I hadn't washed it, you understand...)
Chris

14 Feb 2005

He doesn't need to be asked Bev!

14 Feb 2005

oooooo he told me he was shy :shock:

14 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
oooooo he told me he was shy :shock:

No you were told that I was a shite, and it wasn't me that said it wink

14 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Bah, youv'e seen it

Humph. I'll just have to go and have another look at the piccies :twisted:

14 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Humph. I'll just have to go and have another look at the piccies :twisted:

Or wait for just under 4 weeks. Young Doctors of Phsychology these days, no patients!
Chris

14 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You loon, Marms....
Show us your cock :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I see I'm not the only one who wishes Chris would turn around in that avatar :twisted: :lol:

14 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Or wait for just under 4 weeks.

Does that mean I'm on a promise? :twisted:

14 Feb 2005

Mmmmmm, marmalaid :twisted:
Sweet, juicy, sticky, a little fruity, tangy on the tongue
Yip we all love marmalaid too wink

Gill xxxxx

14 Feb 2005

yep even the bits of orange rind that get stuck in your teeth!! lol

15 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Or wait for just under 4 weeks.

Does that mean I'm on a promise? :twisted:
Like you don't already know the answer to that question!!!
To the rest of ya;

Quote by dundeecpl
Sweet, juicy, sticky, a little fruity, tangy on the tongue

Quote by fruity1976
yep even the bits ... that get stuck in your teeth!!

Quote by Sexysteph
lasts longer

I'll be whatever you want me to be...

Quote by Sexysteph
prefer lemon

You well know that I'm all Jaffa. :wanker: Completely seedless....

15 Feb 2005

Marmalaid,s not shy , and he,s definately not shite !! ( his words) wink

Ann xx

15 Feb 2005

Quote by sexyann57
Marmalaid,s not shy , and he,s definately not shite !! ( his words)

Ann xx

Thanks Ann, you're not so bad yourself :wink:

15 Feb 2005

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FOR YESTERDAY
:rose:

15 Feb 2005

Quote by sexyann57

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FOR YESTERDAY
:rose:

I'm guessing this was a generic one to everyone on this thread wink

back at ya Sexy :kiss: