Quote by __random_orbit__
and I'm already tossed aside like an old used thing
lp
I wanted you, Joanna Lovely and the knife thingy I've forgotten how to spell!
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I wanted you, Joanna Lovely and the knife thingy I've forgotten how to spell!
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Today I would mostly like to shag...
I wanted you, Joanna Lovely and the knife thingy I've forgotten how to spell!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by noladreams
and I'm already tossed aside like an old used thing
lp
I wanted you, Joanna Lovely and the knife thingy I've forgotten how to spell!
Oh. well.
*sits here all ignored*
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OK then - can I have that rather sexy Tune Essence please :twisted:
Quote by Reacher359
and I'm already tossed aside like an old used thing
lp
I wanted you, Joanna Lovely and the knife thingy I've forgotten how to spell!
Oh. well.
*sits here all ignored*
bugger the above was meant to be the hug one ....honest and i'm not sure where the rolling eye bit came from
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Quote by Freckledbird
OK then - can I have that rather sexy Tune Essence please :twisted:
Well you've been through the rest of the thread - so I guess I'd better join it as well.
Can I have Knola please - without all the knots.... :twisted:
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Quote by westerross
OK then - can I have that rather sexy Tune Essence please :twisted:
Well you've been through the rest of the thread - so I guess I'd better join it as well.
Can I have Knola please - without all the knots.... :twisted:
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Quote by Freckledbird
OK then - can I have that rather sexy Tune Essence please :twisted:
Well you've been through the rest of the thread - so I guess I'd better join it as well.
Can I have Knola please - without all the knots.... :twisted:
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Aahh - my little angel...
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Sex God
Mmmmm.... Choon in the shower!I'll take it.
Quote by noladreams
Bloke, teach me how to flounce and pronto... I've no bloomin' hope if leggy here gets in on the act!
:shock:
Toss your hair from side-to-side.. like this:
<toss-toss>
Kinda like Miss Piggy used to do in the Muppets :rascal:
And then walk away like you have a book balanced on your head (they taught me that at finishing school!)
Failing that, just grab their nuts and squeeze :twisted:
Sex God
Flounce lessons complete and deciding to play properly again...
Today I'd like to shag
...Sexonfire
Today I'd like to shag
...Sexonfire
Quote by BIoke
Bloke, teach me how to flounce and pronto... I've no bloomin' hope if leggy here gets in on the act!
:shock:
Toss your hair from side-to-side.. like this:
<toss-toss>
Kinda like Miss Piggy used to do in the Muppets :rascal:
And then walk away like you have a book balanced on your head (they taught me that at finishing school!)
Failing that, just grab their nuts and squeeze :twisted:
You forgot the stamping of the foot! You can't have an effective flounce without the stamp, and the turn away, as you flick the hair.
Yours, High Priestess of Flounce. :wink:
Sex God
Will you all get one very big room!
:bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by essex34m
Will you all get one very big room!
:bounce: :bounce:
They have, it's called The Cafe.
No they need beds, no beds in the cafe!
:lol: 
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Tbh, there are lots of people on here I'd like to shag (especially all in one big room :rascal, but today it would have to be Mr Stuff. We haven't fucked for nearly 3 weeks because of his back, and I just wish he was better enough to do it (for his sake as much as mine)
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I could always send a part of me express delivery...
The postage cost wouldn't be much either...
;-)
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Quote by BIoke
Today I would mostly like to shag:
Lawrence Dalagllio
Because he's big, sexy, blokey and just has to be hung like a baboon!
while you're at Lawrence, I'll take Sebastien Chabal. :rascal:
Sex God
Today I would mostly like to shag......errrrmm.....
Splenwitchfreckledstormybloke
What
Mind you I'd have to stay awake long enough first
Splenwitchfreckledstormybloke
What
Mind you I'd have to stay awake long enough first
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Today I would mostly like to shag:
Lawrence Dalagllio
Because he's big, sexy, blokey and just has to be hung like a baboon!
He'd better avoid going to Hartlepool then :haha:
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Quote by Firelizard
Today I would mostly like to shag......errrrmm.....
Splenwitchfreckledstormybloke
What
Mind you I'd have to stay awake long enough first
Oooooo third! :bounce: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
Today I would mostly like to shag......errrrmm.....
Splenwitchfreckledstormybloke
What
Mind you I'd have to stay awake long enough first
Oooooo third! :bounce: :rascal:
nope- in the middle.
Even better :twisted:
