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I have done work in peoples homes, where they spray a air freshener after a really smelly crap. It just makes it worse.
Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! rolleyes ) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird redface

Men NEVER but NEVER stand next to each other at urinals You always leave a 'free' one between you and your co user!!!!!!
get in there, drain the lizard, wash the hands and get back out again...............simple
im not worried about haveing a wee in front of my mates ............ rolleyes
maybe its a girlie thing but I will often go for a wee in the same cubicle with one of my mates while we are "catching up"
A few weeks ago there was a girl out with our crowd that I didn't know, when I went to the loo she was well ahead of me in the Q, she saw me & said "come over here" as I passed the other waiters I said apolgetically "im not pshing in I'm just chatting" when she said yes she is!
We both went into the cubicle together, she sat on the loo & had a wee while holding her hand out saying "I'm Hazel pleased to meet you" we changed places I had a wee then we walked back in to the club no big deal
Weeing is one thing, it doesnt bother me, I will tell my bf when he is working away & we r talking on the phone that "im taking him for a wee"
The other is so so different! I would never dream of doing the other while he was in my house, me at his house, at work, my house has to be empty before I can go
my friend thinks this is hilarious but its just me
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im not worried about haveing a wee in front of my mates ............ rolleyes

nah me too red if you cant have a pee ..well!! oh i give up smile
I thought I wasn't bothered about toilet things infront of friends until I went round to a pal's flat for a cuppa one afternoon. Their living room is next to bathroom and I realised that they could hear me in the bathroom. I made constant chitchat to distract from the noise of my urination. redface
Other friends I have known for so long that we go to the loo together and even in the flat she'll come and sit on the side of the bath or stand in the doorway. Done the whole clean up for each other after throwing up all over. We have been through the whole situation of cleaning up after each other after a night on the booze many times....... I see it as only natural processes ........ but I wouldn't do this infront of just anyone, only long term partner and childhood friends.
John and I have a really open relationship and talk about toilet things openly. Although I prefer not to be near the loo when he goes and vice versa. I think it has something to do with the smell than anything else. Plua I get a bit queasy about folk watching me wipe my bum. confused
Methinks this might be a good time to, er, log off, for the night (groan) and crash out.
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im not worried about haveing a wee in front of my mates ............ rolleyes

nah me too red if you cant have a pee ..well!! oh i give up smileme niether , true story tho ,,, went to a lapdancers club with dino , went for a pee , dancer followed me in , had sex for 45 mins with her ,,,,,,in a toilet cubicle ,, biggrin :D :D
Dont mind peeing in front of anyone but cant do the other.
Come on folks dont let this thread get bogged down. :bounce:
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im not worried about haveing a wee in front of my mates ............ rolleyes

nah me too red if you cant have a pee ..well!! oh i give up smileme niether , true story tho ,,, went to a lapdancers club with dino , went for a pee , dancer followed me in , had sex for 45 mins with her ,,,,,,in a toilet cubicle ,, biggrin :D :D
I wish!
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im not worried about haveing a wee in front of my mates ............ rolleyes

nah me too red if you cant have a pee ..well!! oh i give up smileme niether , true story tho ,,, went to a lapdancers club with dino , went for a pee , dancer followed me in , had sex for 45 mins with her ,,,,,,in a toilet cubicle ,, biggrin :D :D
I wish! totties in Altrincham , been back many times :D :D :P wink
I dont have qualms about peeing infront of Steve or the kids (only coz its not allowed for me to go with put them coming to ask me something rolleyes )
But i do draw the line at pooing in front of peeps,just cant and wouldnt want to do it confused
Theres a cluhb in town that has 2 toilets in one cubicle,now that to me is pushing it a bit far :roll:
It's a standing joke with my friends that I take ages to go for a wee in a pub or club for fear of someone hearing me!!! :eeek:
I've found the solution is to run a tap, or get someone to make water noises for me dunno
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It's a standing joke with my friends that I take ages to go for a wee in a pub or club for fear of someone hearing me!!! :eeek:
I've found the solution is to run a tap, or get someone to make water noises for me dunno

rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Or sit on yer lap! wink :wink: :twisted:
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Men NEVER but NEVER stand next to each other at urinals You always leave a 'free' one between you and your co user!!!!!!

Yeh, which is fine until you walk in to a four-urinal toilet only to find the 2 outside ones taken.
It`s nigh on impossible to disguise the fact that you have to "chose" between one of the guys . On the flip side, ooooh the feeling of rejection when you`re not chosen. rolleyes
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It's a standing joke with my friends that I take ages to go for a wee in a pub or club for fear of someone hearing me!!! :eeek:
I've found the solution is to run a tap, or get someone to make water noises for me dunno

I have found the same solution......when I was at the last Leicester Munch, we were being shown round the Afters Club and I said i needed the Loo....so they all stood outside waiting for me!!! Now THAT was difficult!!! LoL
I'll pee anywhere in front of anyone. cool
Only thing I don't like is using a cubicle that's just been vacated. Something about sitting on a seat that's been warmed up by someone else. :shock:
Used to find it embarrasing when my mum would use the loo whilst I was having a bath. redface surprisedops: :oops:
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And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird redface

omg, i have the same problem. I don't like going to the loo when people are around. But i'm even worse if i'm around someone else's house, even if i was desperate i would wait til i get home. They is nothing like the comfort of your own toilet. Plus knowing my luck, something bad would happen if i used someone else's toilet, like knowing me i'd break something :P
exactly the same here ... and I use the loo for everything as I cba with all that aiming and stuff, so I rather sit down and relax in all situations lol
Ladies in Japan have a problem peeing they do not like any one to hear so they run the tap but this is costing £££££ or yen. To stop them running the water now they can play a prerecording of running water end of problem now they can pee to there harts content. :smile2:
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Men NEVER but NEVER stand next to each other at urinals You always leave a 'free' one between you and your co user!!!!!!

Yeh, which is fine until you walk in to a four-urinal toilet only to find the 2 outside ones taken.
It`s nigh on impossible to disguise the fact that you have to "chose" between one of the guys . On the flip side, ooooh the feeling of rejection when you`re not chosen. rolleyes
Then you wait and cross your legs!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad :x :x
I was once attacked standing at a urinal. That was 30 years ago and still nine times out of ten if I go and try nothing will happen! Strange thing is I have no difficulty in peeing into a bush outside or wandering saunas in the buff, it's just that moment. Usually I use a cubical for that reason so it's become a habit really.
Rolling around on a bog floor with your cock out while trying to get some drunk with a grievance off your neck is a very demeaning experience, not to mention the pain of stopping in mid flow, searing, like being stabbed up the bum, (I imagine).
On a slightly different subject I like peeing out of doors, don't know why, it's just nice to hang it out to air. Saves water too.
Theres nothing worse than when your in a pub and your Pint to toilet ratio has synchronised with a stranger and it keeps happening all night, blokes cant really get away with "We will have to stop meeting like this". It just feels so uncomfortable.: redface surprisedops:
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The other is so so different! I would never dream of doing the other while he was in my house, me at his house, at work, my house has to be empty before I can go
my friend thinks this is hilarious but its just me

So what happens if you have people staying for a couple of weeks? Do you have to ask them to go & stand outside? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I never close the toilet door at home and find it strange when others do. I like to barge in and do stuff whilst they are using the toilet. I have no problem with that and I can't see why they freak out lol
LOL
Meant things like brushing my hair or teeth.....
LOL
OMG! You have such a dirty mind!
I can't believe it. I am blushing all over now. Tsk tsk tsk
Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! rolleyes ) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird redface

The more the merrier!
wink
Cathy x
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I never close the toilet door at home and find it strange when others do. I like to barge in and do stuff whilst they are using the toilet. I have no problem with that and I can't see why they freak out lol

Even if they're having a wank?? :shock: :shock:
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I never close the toilet door at home and find it strange when others do. I like to barge in and do stuff whilst they are using the toilet. I have no problem with that and I can't see why they freak out lol

Even if they're having a wank?? :shock: :shock:
Now THAT'S funny!
Lb wanders off chucklin.......
:love:
Quote by westerross
I never close the toilet door at home and find it strange when others do. I like to barge in and do stuff whilst they are using the toilet. I have no problem with that and I can't see why they freak out lol

Even if they're having a wank?? :shock: :shock:
You go to other peoples houses to have a wank in the bathroom???? :eeek:
that's it, cancel fridays invitation rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: