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Anybody got any!!
What about
Im not a pheasent plucker I'm a pheasent pluckers son!! (try it pissed its funnier!)
Yes its shit but if anybody can do better on you go!!
candj12
Warming the Bed
Hows bout ...............Red lorry Yellow lorry
candj
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dundeecpl
Sex God
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Having a few drinkies here, sounds funny as feck to us bolt
Unknown User
I remember this one from my childhood - I think it was in Dandy or Beano:
"Trembling the two timid Thomas twins touched the terrible twenty ton tyranical toad"
mellow
Warming the Bed
he rattled his bottles in Rollox's yard, in Rollex's yard, his bottles he rattled. easy, compared to the red lorry, yellow lorry one, and the pheasant one.... fuzzy duck...never again!! biggrin