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Blue platform shoes :shock: I loved them when I was very much younger
Quote by flower411
"Don`t do it ....you stupid tosser ...you`re 47 years old !!!!!! "
Subtle! I take it you never ask him the age old 'does my bum look big in this?'
I used to love wearing mini skirts and boots in winter but at my age, they're best kept for private meets and parties nowadays. The words 'mutton' and 'lamb' spring to mind
When I was 17 I used to wear great pair of leather strides, black ripped t-shirt and silver and gold docs, leopod spot spiky hair and black eye liner.
I am now 48, a manager at an environmental organisation and have to sit in meetings with government officials, councillors and other such types and can't see it going down well, no matter how much I would like to see their faces as I walked through the door.
I am now 48, a manager at an environmental organisation and have to sit in meetings with government officials, councillors and other such types and can't see it going down well, no matter how much I would like to see their faces as I walked through the door.
I'm not only too old, but also too much of a BBW to wear anything in Top Shop, Morgan, New Look or Etam (if they all still exist). I'm finding myself more often going to BhS and M&S, usually after hours fruitless searching through 50+ racks in TKMaxx. Mini skirts are a definite no-no, although that came back to bite me on the bum when I wanted one to wear to a recent 'school' themed social (I took some scissors to a long skirt in the end, and threw it in the bin the next morning).
So why is it that getting older almost precludes buying cheaper clothes?
So why is it that getting older almost precludes buying cheaper clothes?
Certain trainers that are so narrow they cut off the blood supply to my toes. When did that happen? Have everyone elses feet got narrower, or mine just become like bigfoots?
Briefs. Remind me too much of the snip and I feel like it is a bit like keeping a lion in a gerbil cage. (Edit : Perhaps that should be the other way around?).
Baseball caps while walking around town. I just feel like I am betraying my middle age roots. I may as well have a comb over and say "Hey wow!" a lot.
Sunglasses. I always wear them on holiday but I feel in this country it is a bit naive and I just look a bit of an arse.
Briefs. Remind me too much of the snip and I feel like it is a bit like keeping a lion in a gerbil cage. (Edit : Perhaps that should be the other way around?).
Baseball caps while walking around town. I just feel like I am betraying my middle age roots. I may as well have a comb over and say "Hey wow!" a lot.
Sunglasses. I always wear them on holiday but I feel in this country it is a bit naive and I just look a bit of an arse.
Apparently being over the age of 5 years old is no limiter to wearing pyjamas in my local Asda.
Tonight it was 2 twenty-odd year old women with a child - all 3 in pink fluffy jamas, slippers and dressing gowns!!!!
I know I'm an old fart - but Jesus - talk about reinforcing the Chav image of a town!
Tonight it was 2 twenty-odd year old women with a child - all 3 in pink fluffy jamas, slippers and dressing gowns!!!!
I know I'm an old fart - but Jesus - talk about reinforcing the Chav image of a town!
Quote by Cherrytree
Apparently being over the age of 5 years old is no limiter to wearing pyjamas in my local Asda.
Tonight it was 2 twenty-odd year old women with a child - all 3 in pink fluffy jamas, slippers and dressing gowns!!!!
I know I'm an old fart - but Jesus - talk about reinforcing the Chav image of a town!
lol!
It's just a natural progression from the slippers. My Dad used to go everywhere in his until I told him people thought he was simple.
They were right most of the time too.
Leggings!!!!!!
Now I remember them first time around and it doesn't seem that long ago
But at 49 could I still wear them?? I did by a pair and wore them around the house with a long shirt and thought I looked ok as well as ever so comfy! I did change and put jeans on to go to the shops- chicken!
I know most men think they are hideous!! lol
Wench xx
Now I remember them first time around and it doesn't seem that long ago
But at 49 could I still wear them?? I did by a pair and wore them around the house with a long shirt and thought I looked ok as well as ever so comfy! I did change and put jeans on to go to the shops- chicken!
I know most men think they are hideous!! lol
Wench xx
Quote by Buxom_wench
Leggings!!!!!!
Now I remember them first time around and it doesn't seem that long ago
But at 49 could I still wear them?? I did by a pair and wore them around the house with a long shirt and thought I looked ok as well as ever so comfy! I did change and put jeans on to go to the shops- chicken!
I know most men think they are hideous!! lol
Wench xx
im 48 and i wear leggings, i did wait ages till i actually wore them and kept asking my kids and gary if i looked ok in them
my daughter is very blunt and when she saw me in them she said i looked really nice
i wear them with shortish dresses/tunics tho not shirts
gary likes me in them and he must be different to most men cus he dont seem to find them hideous, at least not when they are on me, the opposite in fact lol
Quote by flower411
Flower you should have bought the boots :giggle: I am imaging, the boots, the pink hat we just have to dress the rest of you now, would love to walk down the road with you and see peoples faces
That has given me the giggles now
Do you know what minx you`ve given me an idea :lol:
Come on flower, share the idea as I have given it to you.
Quote by danne-gary
Leggings!!!!!!
Now I remember them first time around and it doesn't seem that long ago
But at 49 could I still wear them?? I did by a pair and wore them around the house with a long shirt and thought I looked ok as well as ever so comfy! I did change and put jeans on to go to the shops- chicken!
I know most men think they are hideous!! lol
Wench xx
im 48 and i wear leggings, i did wait ages till i actually wore them and kept asking my kids and gary if i looked ok in them
my daughter is very blunt and when she saw me in them she said i looked really nice
i wear them with shortish dresses/tunics tho not shirts
gary likes me in them and he must be different to most men cus he dont seem to find them hideous, at least not when they are on me, the opposite in fact lol
I just might have to be brave then!
Thanks xx
ty Sex God
Nappies.
But I guess I may be too young fer 'em as well.
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But I guess I may be too young fer 'em as well.
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