well as some will know i placed a little add in the lmu section and all my lovely friends kept it up top not with offers but hijackin the feckin thread
well all was not in vain sure a lovely redheaded girl did make a quiet chase for the leprechaun and
sure me being playfull sure i pretended to trip and let her catch the little fella and an enjoyable evening out was had well as we left a country pub would i dance a jig with her and me being bold
did ask did she want to get jiggy with me (how are u willy smith a long time since we chilled out) well she smiled and
and nodded her head my way and we did dance a fine jig together now at this point i have disclose that the young filly who was from the region known as merseyside yes u have it she was a scouser and if she hadn't any irish in her she was sure up for some
well we rolled this way and that way up and down in and out and sure as fine a filly as the little green whore had ever had the pleasure of saddling
well i had often heard things said about scousers and there likeness to maggie pies (thieving little feckers)
well all was going swimming until after the little fella was spent and was removing himself with jacket and low and behold didn't she try and steal the comdom off the little fella clamped her fanny round it
for feck sake what has the world come to when they would steal a used johny of the little fellas micky well good on the lass she seen the error of her ways and let me and me comdom go ( though i did check me pockets as i left and tied a double knot in me shoe laces)
well i have to add that a good time was had by all and sure both herself ame meslf have had a spring in the olde step all day
this is writen with all guilty parties knowing and agreeing to this peice being writen
(the little tinkers)
