10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round ass!
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown...but so's your ass!
3. You're a honey....and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Naiza
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Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Cards
Here's a limerick I composed for Valentine's Day for a girl I had a crush on at Uni:
Oh beautiful Margery Bell,
I wish that I had words to tell
Of the depth and extent
Of my amorous intent
Towards you. I haven't. Oh hell.
Name changed, by the way, to protect the innocent. Innocent, that is, of the riches of my affection - she turned me down :cry: :cry: :cry:
Oh beautiful Margery Bell,
I wish that I had words to tell
Of the depth and extent
Of my amorous intent
Towards you. I haven't. Oh hell.
Name changed, by the way, to protect the innocent. Innocent, that is, of the riches of my affection - she turned me down :cry: :cry: :cry:
