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Quote by mal609
Don't worry. They wont find any

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Nope - Kat badgering is far too much fun cool
aRSexx :color:
Hah! got you all now. I knew that hunting legistlation would come in handy some day!
Kat Badgering
(1) A person commits an offence if he-
(a) participates in a Kat Badgering event,
(b) encourages others to participate in a Kat Badgering event,
(c) knowingly facilitates a Kat Badgering event, or
(d) permits fora which belongs to him to be used for the purposes of a Kat badgering event.
(2) Each of the following persons commits an offence if a photograph is used in a Kat Badgering event-
(a) any person who enters the photograph for the event,
(b) any person who permits the photograph to be entered, and
(c) any person who controls or handles the photograph in the course of or for the purposes of the event.
(3) A "Kat Badgering event" is a competition in which participants are, by the use of cutting wit, assessed as to their skill in hunting Kat.

:smug:
Kat Badgering
(1) A person commits an offence if he-
(a) participates in a Kat Badgering event,
(b) encourages others to participate in a Kat Badgering event,
(c) knowingly facilitates a Kat Badgering event, or
(d) permits fora which belongs to him to be used for the purposes of a Kat badgering event.
(2) Each of the following persons commits an offence if a photograph is used in a Kat Badgering event-
(a) any person who enters the photograph for the event,
(b) any person who permits the photograph to be entered, and
(c) any person who controls or handles the photograph in the course of or for the purposes of the event.
(3) A "Kat Badgering event" is a competition in which participants are, by the use of cutting wit, assessed as to their skill in hunting Kat.

Whew - I'm okay then! The rules clearly state the participants use their cutting wit. As I own no such accoutrements, I am clearly not in violation of the rules. :smug:
I think the subject of locked topics seems pretty well covered but at the risk of getting this topic locked, I have a question which is not really about why SH do whatever but more about WHY do spammers spam? Being a bit cinical in my old age I know that some e'mail offering get rich opportunities unbelievable offers if you just do this simple thing etc,,,,is cobblers ,but to cut a long story short, when I do send a reply usually informing said organisation Dear sir/madam ....COBBLERS! it is returned as undeliverable so what then is the point ? I can see no obvious commercial advantage as if one were gulible to want to pay/get ripped etc the link is dead !
Peenut - THAT topic has been covered more often than I care to go and look and find. Use the SEARCH button (look up and to the right slightly) and use that for any answers you need.
Now - we have important Kate badgering to get on with. rolleyes :roll:
:P
rolleyes Then I shall table an ammendment just for you aRSe.
A "Kat Badgering event" is a competition in which participants are, by the use of cutting wit, or cunning stunts, assessed as to their skill in hunting Kat.
and I do have another possible amendment in mind which I am sure would apply to you. :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Jags
Peenut - THAT topic has been covered more often than I care to go and look and find. Use the SEARCH button (look up and to the right slightly) and use that for any answers you need.
Now - we have important Kate badgering to get on with. rolleyes :roll:
:P

Ah! I see its like a Trojan horse, thanks for info. ok on with the badgering!!! er you did mean badgering and not bu........
There's a search button?! :shock:
Gosh.
Venusxxx
Having trouble finding the button Venus, want me to have a rummage around and see if I can find it? :twisted:
lhk
Kat
(so glad to see someone who is NOT being mean to him)
Quote by KitKat
rolleyes Then I shall table an ammendment just for you aRSe.
A "Kat Badgering event" is a competition in which participants are, by the use of cutting wit, or cunning stunts, assessed as to their skill in hunting Kat.
and I do have another possible amendment in mind which I am sure would apply to you. :twisted: :twisted:

Kat - may I enquire as to which magisterial department you applied to amend the rules of Kat badgering? Please produce proof of such requisition to said department (in triplicate).
:rude:
aRSexx :color:
Yep but challenge is how do you do a seach for "seach button"? or find help to find "help"!
Quote by peenut
Yep but challenge is how do you do a seach for "seach button"? or find help to find "help"!

I suppose the challenge is "how to read the words written on a sex site" then? Funny I never seemed to have any trouble finding either dunno
Admittedly - I do find the search button rather a trip into unexplored space. Always seem to find an old thread to keep me occupied for ages confused
aRSexx :color:
Always seem to find an old thread to keep me occupied for ages

What is the old saying....?
Little things please.....something or other.
Hang on, I'll go and do a search for little things. Back soon. cool
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
What is the old saying....?
Little things please.....something or other.

Yeah I must have a thing about little things innocent :twisted:
aRSexx :color:
I tried seaching for" little things" on this forum but got more luck seaching for" big things" hmmm
Just a silly thing but a musician I knew said , as music notation is finite then combinations of notes one day will reach a stage where every possible permutation will have been done in a song . One day every question on SH will have been done possibly ? so what then he asks.........
Just an observation by someone who doesn't post on here that often.
Sometimes it seems that threads get locked when they don't need to be ... yes they may be pointless, yes they may be boring to some people ... but surely if you don't want to read it then you can just pass it by.
In my experience of running my own forum, bad threads will just die anyway
Sometimes I see what appears to be no more than power wielding for the sheer sake of it.
Yes I agree, if it's abusive, slanderous, advertising or spam then get rid of .. but locking some of the other stuff is just a restriction on free speech
Quote by Waterpistol
Just an observation by someone who doesn't post on here that often.
Sometimes it seems that threads get locked when they don't need to be ... yes they may be pointless, yes they may be boring to some people ... but surely if you don't want to read it then you can just pass it by.
In my experience of running my own forum, bad threads will just die anyway
Sometimes I see what appears to be no more than power wielding for the sheer sake of it.
Yes I agree, if it's abusive, slanderous, advertising or spam then get rid of .. but locking some of the other stuff is just a restriction on free speech

..couldn't have put it better myself biggrin :D
Quote by Waterpistol
Yes I agree, if it's abusive, slanderous, advertising or spam then get rid of .. but locking some of the other stuff is just a restriction on free speech

I disagree with you Waterpistol. I have been on the site about 6 - 7 months now and have seen, first hand the repetitive nature of a lot of the threads started. Seeing yet another thread about a subject that has been done to death just makes my time on the forum boring and tedious. So I stay away. I like that the mods lock those threads and let them fall off the bottom of the page rather than clog up the whole of the first page and have me having to trawl back to try and find something of interest to me.
I, personally, think the mods do a good job on here - and this has been made even clearer to me in recent weeks when I have visited other, not so well moderated, forums.
aRSexx :color:
And no I am not trying to get any mods pants (oh okay - yes I am trying to get into Missy's :twisted: ). It is genuinely what I feel after my 6 - 7 months on here.
Quote by Rainbows
Yes I agree, if it's abusive, slanderous, advertising or spam then get rid of .. but locking some of the other stuff is just a restriction on free speech

I disagree with you Waterpistol. I have been on the site about 6 - 7 months now and have seen, first hand the repetitive nature of a lot of the threads started. Seeing yet another thread about a subject that has been done to death just makes my time on the forum boring and tedious. So I stay away. I like that the mods lock those threads and let them fall off the bottom of the page rather than clog up the whole of the first page and have me having to trawl back to try and find something of interest to me.
I, personally, think the mods do a good job on here - and this has been made even clearer to me in recent weeks when I have visited other, not so well moderated, forums.
aRSexx :color
^^^ Wot she says ^^^ :thumbup:
Quote by mal609
Sexier than Kit? - I'll tell her you said that Mal! :twisted:

Don't worry. They wont find any and they will be so busy looking that they will leave you alone! Simple really!!
Now, where are those pics?
Mal
Are you saying that I'm not sexy duel
Hmmph, forget the Kat badgering I'm onto Mal Moling now.
I'm using this definition
" XXXXXX will install your new supply pipe using the trenchless technology known as impact moling, in which percussion or hammering action of a pneumatic piercing tool is used to create a bore by compacting and displacing the soil rather than removing it. When properly employed, impact moling is the simplest and least expensive trenchless technology installation method. "
I reckon it will work on naughty Mals as well smackbottom
Oh and Kate - get bloody cleaning you idle bugger. flipa
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
Sexier than Kit? - I'll tell her you said that Mal! :twisted:

Don't worry. They wont find any and they will be so busy looking that they will leave you alone! Simple really!!
Now, where are those pics?
Mal
Are you saying that I'm not sexy duel
Hmmph, forget the Kat badgering I'm onto Mal Moling now.
I'm using this definition
" XXXXXX will install your new supply pipe using the trenchless technology known as impact moling, in which percussion or hammering action of a pneumatic piercing tool is used to create a bore by compacting and displacing the soil rather than removing it. When properly employed, impact moling is the simplest and least expensive trenchless technology installation method. "
I reckon it will work on naughty Mals as well smackbottom
Oh and Kate - get bloody cleaning you idle bugger. flipa
Jas
XXX rotflmao one on Sh could an innocent paragraph like that creat such a vivid picture of torment!
Looks like your plan may have worked Mal, although perhaps not quite in the manner intended!
And Jas - Don't mention cleaning, we were supposed to have a friend coming round for a drink last night, so I was under orders to have the house spotless when Kit got home from work. 6 o'clock - after I had completed all the cleaning chores - I had a text - "Change of plan, we are in the pub, come and join us" :shock:
Quote by L'il Miss Easily Pleased
Kat - may I enquire as to which magisterial department you applied to amend the rules of Kat badgering? Please produce proof of such requisition to said department (in triplicate).

aRSe, you know full well I have easily bribed friends in high places! :smug:
Waterpistol and Alspals, If the threat of having a post locked makes people stop and give half a thought before they post, then that can only be a good thing for the site.
And no I am not trying to get any mods pants (oh okay - yes I am trying to get into Missy's ).
:gagged: :gagged: Somebody PLEASE dare me! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Waterpistol and Alspals, If the threat of having a post locked makes people stop and give half a thought before they post, then that can only be a good thing for the site.
I can see at least 5 recent threads on here that are locked when there really was no need .. (one of them might have needed a single post deleting but that's about it)
My general impression is that there is a hierarchy or clique here that just exercises power for the sake of it rather than out of responsibility to the site.
Surely a moderator has to be impartial and not just lock stuff because of their personal opinions?
I might be wrong, it's difficult to know what thinking goes into an action ... but it's been demonstrated that I'm not the only person who does think like this ...So maybe there should be some consideration why people do feel like this and what effect it has on the atmosphere of the site.
No smoke without fire.
dunno
Bottom line is - this is a privately owned site, with moderators who are appointed by the owner because they moderate the site the way he wants it moderated.
Some think it is over-moderated, some think it is under-moderated, some think it is just about right, and some don't even notice that it is moderated.
lhk
Kat
Quote by Waterpistol
I can see at least 5 recent threads on here that are locked when there really was no need .. (one of them might have needed a single post deleting but that's about it)
My general impression is that there is a hierarchy or clique here that just exercises power for the sake of it rather than out of responsibility to the site.
Surely a moderator has to be impartial and not just lock stuff because of their personal opinions?
I might be wrong, it's difficult to know what thinking goes into an action ... but it's been demonstrated that I'm not the only person who does think like this ...So maybe there should be some consideration why people do feel like this and what effect it has on the atmosphere of the site.
No smoke without fire.

Waterpistol, when you registered you will have read and agreed to the terms of registration. Therefore, the text below will already be familiar to you. However, as a reminder, I have highlighted the bit I think you really should read right now. If you do not like the way this site is run, you can sod off elsewhere. You paid no money to be here, you have no RIGHT to be here other than the site owner allows this to be a public forum for those who abide by the rules and terms of use that he has made very clear. It REALLY is that simple rolleyes
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Well I think that the mods have an evil streak!
They are just waiting for the right time to delete" the old game new victims" thread, when it will cause maximum outrage for those whose post counts will reduce by 90%.
Nasty vindictive people lol
Quote by bluexxx
If you do not like the way this site is run, you can sod off elsewhere.
When I joined there were different moderators ... I have seen the way that the moderation has changed and hence I don't come on here much. Dealing with pointless power tripping was never my strong point ... I wonder if anyone else feels the same?
You don't need to remind me of that agreement. I've been running my own forum websites for several years and that is virtually the genearic agrement that comes in the phpbb package when you install their forum software.
Quote by Waterpistol
When I joined there were different moderators ... I have seen the way that the moderation has changed and hence I don't come on here much. Dealing with pointless power tripping was never my strong point ... I wonder if anyone else feels the same?
You don't need to remind me of that agreement. I've been running my own forum websites for several years and that is virtually the genearic agrement that comes in the phpbb package when you install their forum software.

The moderation team is pretty much the same as it was when you joined. Your point is?
I'm sure the people who feel the same as you have already sodded off elsewhere. Why don't you join them mate?
As you are aware of the registration agreement, there was no reason even to raise this issue, was there?
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
It can be mildly irritating sometimes to have a thread locked, however there is usually an obvious reason why it has been done. Worse things happen at sea!
We have no right to be here, it is at the discretion of those who run the site. If I am pissed off, I either put up with it and move on, or piss off.
The site is very successful, surely it is partly due to the way it is run?
Presumably you keep coming back because there is nothing better elsewhere?
Quote by Happy Cats
It can be mildly irritating sometimes to have a thread locked, however there is usually an obvious reason why it has been done. Worse things happen at sea!
We have no right to be here, it is at the discretion of those who run the site. If I am pissed off, I either put up with it and move on, or piss off.
The site is very successful, surely it is partly due to the way it is run?
Presumably you keep coming back because there is nothing better elsewhere?

What Happy Cats said :thumbup:
Sometimes I think "now why was that locked?", but I know that there is a reason for it. Sometimes I go "sigh - I wanted to reply to that" - but think "oh sod it" - this isn't real life. It isn't a major issue in my life - and I move on.
As I said before - I am one of those people that likes the way this forum is moderated. I don't belive I am in the minority, and I am sure that there are others who feel the same way as you, but at the end of the day - that is how this site runs!!
Jsut becuase you did it differently in your forum doesn't mean that's the way it has to be done. Why don't you start up your own forum again?
Quote by JudyTV
With respect if your forum was well moderated, well run and successful then why are you here and not there.
I am there ... I have far too much time on my hands :P