Sexlightened
May i ask, why does a topic get locked? Who locks it? Not a complaint, just curious. (but not sexually!!!)
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Repetition
Nonsense
Replies which all say 'you've got a PM'
Threads which only need one answer
Threads which break AUP
Threads which annoy Mods
Threads which are abusive
Threads which are offensive
and on and on and on.
:P
PS in edit:
This is an extract from the registration form you all agreed to when you joined up -
Nonsense
Replies which all say 'you've got a PM'
Threads which only need one answer
Threads which break AUP
Threads which annoy Mods
Threads which are abusive
Threads which are offensive
and on and on and on.
:P
PS in edit:
This is an extract from the registration form you all agreed to when you joined up -
Swinging Heaven - Registration Agreement Terms
While the administrators and moderators of this forum will attempt to remove or edit any generally objectionable material as quickly as possible, it is impossible to review every message. Therefore you acknowledge that all posts made to these forums express the views and opinions of the author and not the administrators, moderators or webmaster (except for posts by these people) and hence will not be held liable.
You agree not to post any abusive, slanderous, hateful, threatening or any other material that may violate any applicable laws. You agree that the webmaster, administrator and moderators of this forum have the right to remove, edit, move or close any topic at any time should they see fit.
Sexlightened
Ok thanx Jags,
Suppose this will be locked now!! :giggle:
Suppose this will be locked now!! :giggle:
Quote by KitKat
Hopefully not before I get the chance to say:
Shouldn't PMS be top of the list Jags???
lhk
Kat
Just read yours Kate - wrote a HUGE long reply and then pressed the wrong button and it vanished!
:x :x Not got round to redoing it - will probably ring you later instead!!
PS - thanks for making me very wet yesterday!
:shock: All I did was press up against you! :shock:
Besides - judging from that glint in your eye when I arrived - you didn't need any help from me! :twisted: :twisted:
lhk
Kat -
who is grateful that the sun brolley/Jags knickers comment he made yesterday has obviously not been reported to her - yet. :uhoh:
Besides - judging from that glint in your eye when I arrived - you didn't need any help from me! :twisted: :twisted:
lhk
Kat -
who is grateful that the sun brolley/Jags knickers comment he made yesterday has obviously not been reported to her - yet. :uhoh:
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
who is grateful that the sun brolley/Jags knickers comment he made yesterday has obviously not been reported to her - yet. :uhoh:
:gagged:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
:kick: :kick:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Might just HAVE to post the pic of Kate in swimming trunks!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
:dry: undecided on how to respond to this one :dry:
Do I say:
Jags, you gorgeous lovely thing you, I only said what I did because I knew your rapturous beauty and stunning intellect are matched only by your vivacious charm, exuberant wit and laudable humility. My comment was made only in the sure and certain knowledge that a person of your goddess like nature would most assuredly have the magnanimous compassion required to accept that my pitiful attempt at humour merely hid my unconscious fear that any soft words I had could never hope to convey the boundless love and adulation that my poor foolish male heart holds for the magnificence that is you.
Or do I say:
:sparring: Don't you DARE! :sparring:
lhk
Kat
P.S. And just in case Wilma also has a copy of said photograph and needs placating with gentle words of adoration. Nice Tits babe, and don't they float well.
hwoar:
Do I say:
Jags, you gorgeous lovely thing you, I only said what I did because I knew your rapturous beauty and stunning intellect are matched only by your vivacious charm, exuberant wit and laudable humility. My comment was made only in the sure and certain knowledge that a person of your goddess like nature would most assuredly have the magnanimous compassion required to accept that my pitiful attempt at humour merely hid my unconscious fear that any soft words I had could never hope to convey the boundless love and adulation that my poor foolish male heart holds for the magnificence that is you.
Or do I say:
:sparring: Don't you DARE! :sparring:
lhk
Kat
P.S. And just in case Wilma also has a copy of said photograph and needs placating with gentle words of adoration. Nice Tits babe, and don't they float well.
hwoar: 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Wasn't it YOU Kate who shouted 'Dare you' at me on Sunday? Or was it the ever rash and unbelieving Will??
:? Well, someone shouted 'Dare you' at me and I did dare :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Never dare a fool!
*goes off to edit out Kate's face from the pic*
:happy: :happy: :happy:
I was still considering my response! - option 3 was to come up there and shag you into a stupor, then sneak on your PC while you lay in a euphoric post coital haze and delete the picture! Never mind, perhaps next time!
At least Wilma is not using the other one as her Avatar! :(
*Kat wanders off thinking to himself 'smile, things could get worse*
lhk
kat
)Quote by KitKat
Never mind, perhaps next time!
At least Wilma is not using the other one as her Avatar! :(
*Kat wanders off thinking to himself 'smile, things could get worse*
lhk
kat
You think not??? I'm off to send it to her!!
Chuckles in a deep and evil manner
:lol: As for option 3... you couldn't shag anyone or anything into a stupor. Mouth + no action = Kate.
:P :happy: :happy:
Quote by Mark
Weird thread, I keep thinking KitKat is posting when it's Jags - how could that be!? :shock: :lol2:
May i ask, why does a topic get locked? Who locks it? Not a complaint, just curious.
We've been asked this quite a few times before, so I put the following up a month or two ago:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/help.html#forum-8
I'm a reverse tranny!
:lol: :moon:
They can't be all bad - Jags spent all afternoon trying to get into them. And judging from her nipples at the time, she could have done with something to keep them warm. :rude:
lhk
*Kat wanders off muttering "Bloody 30 minutes it took me to come up with that - I'm getting too bloody old for this".*
lhk
They can't be all bad - Jags spent all afternoon trying to get into them. And judging from her nipples at the time, she could have done with something to keep them warm. :rude:
lhk
*Kat wanders off muttering "Bloody 30 minutes it took me to come up with that - I'm getting too bloody old for this".*
lhk
Quote by KitKat
:moon:
They can't be all bad - Jags spent all afternoon trying to get into them. And judging from her nipples at the time, she could have done with something to keep them warm. :rude:
lhk
*Kat wanders off muttering "Bloody 30 minutes it took me to come up with that - I'm getting too bloody old for this".*
lhk
Correction Mr Kate - I spent all afternoon trying to get you out of them. Not quite the same. And my nipples had had more than enough attention before you got there, they were just so happy.
:high-smile: :high-smile:
Aaah - glad I stumbled in here. Was just about to say how much I liked your new Av Jags. Was wondering if you had another copy becuase one can't have enough knoblly knees on the site methinks :P :twisted:
Oh and Kat - are those socks you're wearing? Or have your feet just not seen the sight of day for years!?! :shock:
aRSexx :color:
Oh and Kat - are those socks you're wearing? Or have your feet just not seen the sight of day for years!?! :shock:
aRSexx :color:
Quote by Rainbows
Aaah - glad I stumbled in here. Was just about to say how much I liked your new Av Jags. Was wondering if you had another copy becuase one can't have enough knoblly knees on the site methinks :P :twisted:
Oh and Kat - are those socks you're wearing? Or have your feet not just seen the sight of day for years!?! :shock:
aRSexx :color:
Coming your way Rainbows... look in your email shortly!
x xx
Mod
Never mind all these pics of Kate - how about pics of the gorgeous Kit? :lol:
Mal
:lol: Mal
Mod
Quote by KitKat
Not until you make those nasty girlies be nice to me Mal.
lhk
Kat
You send the pics, I'll get them to be nice, at least for the rest of the night, anyway. However, if they send me even sexier pics, then they can be exempt being nice...........! :twisted:
Right ladies, Jags, Jas - you know the score. For tonight only you MUST be nice to Kate. However, for an exemption, you need to send me even sexier pics than Kate sends me (yours don't have to be of Kit).
BE NICE!!
Mal
Mod
Quote by KitKat
Sexier than Kit? - I'll tell her you said that Mal! :twisted:
Don't worry. They wont find any and they will be so busy looking that they will leave you alone! Simple really!!
Now, where are those pics?
Mal
