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Warming the Bed
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Right,
total newby here so first of all apologies for any forum indiscretions as I'm sure I am possibly making a few right now.
Basically what I'm looking for (and no this isn't a plea), is the best advice on getting started. Well I am single-ish if that's relevant (sort of new partner, but not touched on the subject yet), but I am really looking on the best advice to becoming more involved.
Any pointers would be grateful and most welcomed.
B.r.i
PS, and what on earth is a Munch????
Orgasminator
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Munch - is a social gathering of swingers.
Hi and Welcome - suggest you start by telling us a bit about yourself......and then just join in!!
Orgasminator
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Munch - is a social gathering of swingers.
Hi and Welcome - suggest you start by telling us a bit about yourself......and then just join in
?????
damn too slow again :shock:
Warming the Bed
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Ah, well firstly thanks for the quick and helpful response.
Me well, firstly the pyhysical stuff...33 if that matters...toned to average in build and about (well no, exactly) 6'0 ft. How would I describe myself...I would say attractive but then I would. Short hair, very little body hair, above average elsewhere if thats appropriate and if it makes any difference whatsoever, a professional who travels a lot, mainly abroad unfortunately, but I am mobile in the uk. Oh, and at the moment, have an empty 4 bed house that is more or less doing nothing.
Interests, well into most things and would naturally describe myself as straight, although have experimented in the past with a bit of bi, as is MMF.
Is that the type of info needed???
Sex God
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and off to the Cafe with you too!
Welcome BTW wink
Warming the Bed
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Oh thanks...
Took me a while to find where my post had gone...a complimentary email might have helped ;-)
B.r.i
Orgasminator
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hiya, and welcome to you, have a great time in the mad house, we all do
Warming the Bed
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Oh yes, I'm sure I will and so far, very friendly which is always a plus on forums...
B.r.i
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Quote by b.r.i
Oh thanks...
Took me a while to find where my post had gone...a complimentary email might have helped ;-)
B.r.i

I was just doing the housework, keeping you all nice and tidy and you want emails too :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
have a hug instead wink
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Quote by b.r.i
Oh thanks...
Took me a while to find where my post had gone...a complimentary email might have helped ;-)
B.r.i

ask postie he's resonsible for the post biggrin
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Hi b.r.i. welcome to the pleasure dome.
sierra x x wink
Warming the Bed
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Hug gratefully receieved and I feel welcome already, how sweet wink
Warming the Bed
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It would appear from the newbie faq that I found, I need a mentor...hmmm, ok then...
Warming the Bed
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Hey thanks for the warm welcome....everyone so far has been really friendly biggrin what more can I say...
B.r.i
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Quote by b.r.i
It would appear from the newbie faq that I found, I need a mentor...hmmm, ok then...

Don't ask blonde, she will seriously lead you astray ( if ya very lucky), lol
Warming the Bed
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Right I wont then :shock: ok, maybe I will lol
Sex God
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It would appear from the newbie faq that I found, I need a mentor...hmmm, ok then...

Don't ask blonde, she will seriously lead you astray ( if ya very lucky), lol
she's led many astray. The trick is not to let her have the map biggrin
Warming the Bed
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Hmmm, typical female th...no, won't say that might get slapped...
Warming the Bed
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Ah forgot to mention, what am I into...
swinging, possibly
MMF, definately, depends
MFF, definately
MF, definately
Dogging, maybe, not sure
Please educate, I need guidance...
Sex God
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No guidance, just a welcome.......hiya and have fun!
xanaisx
Warming the Bed
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Ooh ta, another fun and friendly welcome...hopefully I will ;-)
Sex God
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And :welcome: from us as well, enjoy smile
Warming the Bed
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and I'm sure I will...
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Hi Bri! rolleyes
A big welcome from me too!
Hope you have lots of fun here.
By the way - I know they said that a munch is a social gathering of swingers. But there are those who go who aren't swingers but love the openness in here.
Alex xx
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to swinging heaven
Have fun wink
P.S a munch is a gathering of (mostly) swingers :lol2:
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Hi Bri! rolleyes
A big welcome from me too!
Hope you have lots of fun here.
By the way - I know they said that a munch is a social gathering of swingers. But there are those who go who aren't swingers but love the openness in here.
Alex xx

What Alex said - welcome and have fun :P
Warming the Bed
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ah, enlightened, and thanks for the insight....
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Hi BRI, I must be honest, yeah welcome.............. etc, but the real reason I'm posting this is so I can lift my self up the members list
Sure you'll understand!
Warming the Bed
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ha ha, yeah sure ;-)