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Totally off topic but a good giggle anyway.

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Master of Sex
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Copy of e-mail received by B&Q customer services:
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days
later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be
arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerley
John Roberts
Sex God
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Orgasminator
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NICE ONE PARROT
rotflmao :rotflmao: :happy: :giggle:
Master of Sex
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Quote by freckledbird
What was their answer?
lol
Bev
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"You can do it if you blow and screw it", biggrin
Sexlightened
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i must say that is absolutely brilliant cant stop wetting myself :haha: rotflmao :rotflmao :haha: ::rotflmao
Warming the Bed
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Great lol
HuddsGirl
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Fantastic! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That's the most I've laughed all week! biggrin :D :D :D :D
Warming the Bed
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ROFLMAO Nice one :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol: :lol: